Oct 29 2009
Written by Kid Fury
They are literally giving reality shows to any and everybody. Beetlejuice, the Howard Stern radio personality and all-around boogawolf, was bobbing around Times Square yesterday promoting his upcoming show “This is Beetle”. The program will premiere on Howard TV and The Good Lord only knows what they will show. I can hardly look at that twisted mug of his in a photo — to hell with television.
I already have a show featuring a crazy Negroe with no teeth and crackhead antics. It’s called Frankie & Neffe. You’ve been dismissed.
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Aug 27 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So, some child who goes by the name SpokenReasons was blocked on Twitter by Necole Bitchie for God knows what. He, in turn, decided to make this monkey-fool-banana-rum-shrimp-cocktail ass video on Youtube dedicated to her. Clearly, the Internet is giving people far too much freedom.
This is what happens when you have too much leisure time. Idle hands are a tool of the devil and this shit has inspired me to go do something productive. I think I’m going to go build a spaceship or something. Bye.
In
Bitch Sonic Boom!,
Have A Seat!,
I Vote No!,
Just Be Quiet!,
No Thanks.,
Somebody Needs A Hug,
That's A Damn Shame,
This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!,
WTF?!,
When Tragic Negroes Attack!,
Where They Do That At?,
Who Gives A Shit?,
Why?,
You Doing The Most!,
You Need Something To Do
Jun 29 2009
Written by Kid Fury
You all may consider this my coverage of this year’s BET Awards, and this is way more than that piece of shit show deserves. I’m not going to name all the reasons that BET Networks should be painting Satan’s toe nails in hell, because I’m liable to get upset all over again. However, if you’d like to drop your opinion on the festivities, feel free.
Jun 19 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Street Fighter is slowly creeping back into this music shit, and now that Omarion is fueling his fire, this shit is going down whether you like it or not. Here’s a new demo by Chris Pound called “Smash”…the jokes literally write themselves. With celebs like these, who needs bloggery?
Mind you, this isn’t a completed song. However, you probably won’t want to hear the entire thing anyway. The 20-year old is pretty much singing about girls that want to butter his biscuits. Check the lyrics:
“You don’t want my number baby/you don’t want my math/I know what you want/I know what you want/you don’t want no picture baby/or no autograph/I know what you want/I know what you want/you wanna hit it, hit it, hit it/Smash…”
They grow up so damn fast. One day they’re eating paste, then the next they’re fucking and beating chicks up in the streets. Chris is doing all three things in one week. What a world we live in.
Play: Chris Brown – Smash
