Michelle Rodriguez showed up to the LA premiere of James Cameron’s Avatar, in which she stars, trying her very best to look well put together. Sorry, but every time I see this girl she looks like she’s in desperate need of a bath, a crack rock, and a nicotine patch. Maybe it’s just me! Um…the dress is nice.
If this ain’t some self-hate for that ass.
A twitter friend of mine (ibiscaraib) recently asked me for my take on Sammy Sosa and his new Clorox-scented skin. At the time, I didn’t know what she was talking about, so I looked it up. The Major League Baseball star somehow went from a chocolate Latin stud to a clam chowder-colored Gomez Addams (minus the mustache). What a damn shame!
Some folks are claiming that he is receiving some kind of “skin rejuvenation” treatment and the lighting and over-exposure from the cameras only make him seem to appear that bright. That’s funny, because his wife looks the same color to me in both photos. Besides, those green contacts and that aqua-perm clearly gave away his yearning to be whiter. Sammy, you and those forever black lips look a fucking fool!
Oh, I love when the Lord provides simple blessings such as these! Our beloved Frankie somehow found herself on Judge Mathis after a hater of the pimp game sued her for $5,000. Suffice it to say, there were plenty of TV show plugs and ex-crackhead antics to make the heart burst in delight!
Boo-Paul strikes again!
Someone please get my poor body to the funeral home, so that they may pretty me up before I’m buried. Oh, and tell my mama that there is one pack of Ramen left at the house and I want her to have it.
Thanks to Twitterer Amariah for sending my soul to Glory.
Louis Vuitton does not give a damn about flea markets and their rendition sunglasses.
The XXL Editors received this letter from Louis Vuitton concerning the May 2009 cover of Rick Ross.
Dear Editor:
We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.
The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.
Sincerely,
Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier[ source ]
Yeah, so for all you Hip-Hop heads that thought rappers were gangstas — incorrect! Thanks for playing! The companies that rappers squander all their money for and have you fans skipping rent payments to go out and do the same…they are the true gangstas. You won’t catch me rocking my fugazi Marc Jacobs shit online. No, sir.
I damn near had a suicidal tick last night after a watching MTV Jams with a friend of mine (hey, friend!). Besides sitting through a very homo-erotic Bow Wow song featuring Jermaine Dupri, and being introduced to the “stanky leg”, I caught Bobby Valentino’s Beep video for the first time. I don’t even remember how the song goes, because all I could take in was that God awful bunny tail on the back of his head. Really? Are we going to act as if this shit is acceptable? Somebody pull him to the side with clippers in hand. I truly can’t. Thank God it’s Friday.
There is a significantly toasty spot in Hell waiting for the bitch that did this to R.Kelly’s head. Kizzy, was it you?
I was making one of my regular runs through Miss Info’s blog and that’s when I ran into this. Let’s not act like we don’t know what this new hairdo symbolizes. Braids resembling that of a 5th grade girl…sprayed golden…golden showers…you do the math, here. I’m through.
Wait, shouldn’t this Negro be in prison by now?!
Jennifer Lopez did the People Magazine thing and premiered her twins’ photos in this week’s issue. I’m not supposed to talk ill about babies, because they are all a blessing from our Lord God. Anyone else think they look like daddy, though? I’m just saying….
