Jul 26 2010
Written by Kid Fury
Well look who’s still working hard and keeping panties moist — it’s Steph Jones!
Our soulful singing friend has another record making waves around the net. This one is called “B E A utiful” — an uptempo record about the various forms of beauty. Steph says, “I just wanted people to feel comfortable in there own sexy.. Sexy comes in any color shape or size!”
Be thankful someone is saying this shit! Personally, I’m tired of seeing all the same types of women in these magazines and TV shows. Why can’t Gabourey Sidibe shake her ass in a Drake video?
Check the song out below.
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Nov 12 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Children, I have a new music double feature for you this evening — Two songs, two divas! You’re welcome!
First is the long-awaited extended remix of Beyoncé’s “Video Phone”, featuring Lady Gaga! This record is basically the same as the first, except with vocals from Gaga and some extra Creole seasoning. Not all that ground-breaking, but the video might impress me. This track will be featured on the deluxe edition of I Am…Creole, Bitch Bow Down, in stores on the 23rd.
Then I’m also stuffing your stockings with Lady Gaga’s fresh leak, “Telephone”, featuring Beyoncé. The song is rumored to be the 2nd single from Gaga’s The Fame Monster, and let’s just say it has a firm grasp on my spirit. You can snatch this album off of shelves the same day as the Creole piece.
Now enough talk! Download before Matthew kills these links!
Oct 31 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Elvira the Bloodsucker is pushing bitches to the side on her freshly leaked record. The song previously hit the Internet in snippet form to enchant the hearts of young humans under the title “The Wait Is Ova”. Well seems like it’s actually called “Wait Your Turn”, and now you can hear it in it’s entirety.
Personally, I think the snippet was better. I’m sure the stans and witches around the world will enjoy this little ditty, though. I like the sort of reggae flavor Rihanna Mae serves at certain parts, but that’s about it. This sounds like an intro track for the album to me. Anyway, you all enjoy this Halloween gift.
Oct 22 2009
Written by Kid Fury
If you don’t know by now, Keri Hilson’s music makes me tingle in special places, Timbaland is my favorite producer, and I secretly stan for Beyonce’s husband — don’t judge me! So, this collaboration is the perfect treat for my little brown ears. The track is called “Rumors” and features all three artists.
I’m hearing this is a leftover record from Lebron James’ More Than A Game Soundtrack. The song isn’t exactly as epic as a Geisha project, but I don’t see why it would be left in the dust. Maybe Timbaland will drop it on his upcoming Shock Value 2 album (Nov. 23) instead. You know I don’t feel like researching the shit.
Oct 21 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The King of Iron Fist is dropping his new “ballet” today and it’s a mighty emotional piece. The song is called “Crawl” (beaver behavior, child) and it is Christopher’s touchy expression of continuing to love someone after a break-up and all that jazz — honestly, he should have just sang “Rihanna, please bring that big skull back to me!”
Survey says:
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Oct 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So, Rihanna’s new single, “Russian Roulette”, has finally hit these Internet streets after weeks of top secret foolishness. The record is a very dark ballad about deadly games and tests — right in time for Halloween. I believe it’s all a metaphor for the ass-whoopings Chris was handing out to her, but what the hell do I know?
Anyway, the masses are having mixed feelings about the song. What is my opinion on it, you ask? Survey says:
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Oct 19 2009
Written by Kid Fury
A little something for you to freak out to.
The final version of Lady Gaga’s highly-praised new single, “Bad Romance”, has finally premiered. Survey says: Usual Gaga! The track has a huge club thump to it, along with all the little trimmings (including a few lines in French) that make a Lady Gaga track. The fans will love it and the queens will get their lives.
The Fame: Monster hits stores on November 23rd.
Oct 13 2009
Written by Kid Fury
My fellow Furians, behold the source from which my stan fire currently burns brightest! Steph Jones has finally dropped his mixtape (or lifetape as he calls it) titled Gravity. Now, I could go on a tangent and diss a ton of other male R&B singers (Jeremih’s head, Chris Brown’s fists, Trey Songz’ inability to close his damn mouth), but that would be ugly and off-topic.
Instead, I will say that Steph’s mixtape is fun, futuristic, fiery, and free! The production is dope, the vocals are beautiful, and the theme carries on well. I’m not being paid for this kindness, so you know there has to be truth in this font! Just download and get your lives, kids.
Follow Steph Jones on Twitter: http://twitter.com/stephjonesmusic
Sep 30 2009
Written by Kid Fury
By now you’ve probably heard the new track from Chris Pound the Angry Beaver called, “I Can Transform Ya”. So, I’ll just add my two pennies: Meh.
Other than a pretty impressive beat supplied by an adulterer, I don’t think the song is all that. However, I was never a big fan of Christopher’s voice, so nothing has changed. There is no real substance behind the lyrics and the usual Dial-A-Goblin approach with Lil Wayne playing Captain Save A Track is overdone.
However, like I said before, it is nice to see Chris continuing his career after all the drama. If you think about it, Yellow Cake hauling off and rocking Rihanna’s jaw probably helped push his career — it’s sad. I won’t be skipping out on bills to cop his album, though. You can listen to the song below.
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Sep 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Decent people can’t have anything without black folk turning it into some absurd song and/or dance — and I say that with a big bag of love for my race. Chris Pound just leaked a mid-tempo record called “Twitter” where he sings and raps about girls, money, breasts and all the other usual clichés. No shout out to Omarion’s booty, though.
I’m sure this is just a track he did for the sake of it. The people of Earth are probably going to call him an insensitive yellow-boned ogre and give him hell for being alive, but I think it’s nice to see the kid continuing with his career. Let’s just hope he doesn’t drop anymore shit like this.
