I’m done. I truly don’t have the time or the patience for this. You all have a blessed weekend!
[via Skinny Black Guy]
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Nov 20 2009
Please Do Better, Black Folk!
Sep 13 2009Even More Shady Queens!
In case you missed it, Kanye got back to his regular antics on tonight’s VMAs after Taylor Swift won her first Moonman. Apparently, Queen Omari felt that Beyoncé deserved the award and decided to bumrush the stage, snatch the mic, and tell the world before Taylor even got to thank anyone.
I wish someone would get this cunt a leash and a muzzle. He’s like a spoiled brat who’s always acting up and embarrassing the family at Red Lobster. Just because you make great music, doesn’t mean you can trample over the precious moments of innocent young white girls!
In the end, Beyoncé (who ended up winning Video of the Year, anyway) asked Taylor Swift to finish her acceptance speech and the entire auditorium booed every time someone said Kanye. What a mess.
Update: Kanye Apologizes!
In Bitch Sonic Boom!,Bitch You Tried It!,I'm Sorry. Come Again?,Just Go Home!,Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!,Put It In Prayer,Setting Us Back To Slavery!,Somebody Gettin' Fired!,Spit Yo Game -- Talk Yo Shit!,Stewed Beef,That's A Damn Shame,The Sweet Taste of Publicity,This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!,When Tragic Negroes Attack!Jul 31 2009It’s Real Out Here!
Not even a full 24 hours after my new found interest in Real Housewives, JoshZilla from Twitter sent me this video of an upcoming TLC series called Police Women of Broward County. Oh, I didn’t need anything more than “Broward” and that cock-eyed sapphire at the 10-second mark to decided that this will be on my DVR. Floridians can’t ever seem to get their shit together and the police often make matters worse, so prepare for grade A fuckery on August 6th.
Jul 29 2009Really, YT America?
I’ve noticed certain companies releasing some very interesting commercials lately, but this shit took the cake [no pun intended]. Baskin-Robbins snatched the “Ice Cream & Cake” record by Buckwheat Boyz (creators of “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”) and used it in their latest ad. When I saw this mess pop up on my television, I literally dropped my Cool Ranch Doritos all over the damn floor. The shock of such a large brand using that jigaboo song from my 7th grade days…overwhelming.
This is what Miami artists have to offer you, world.
Jul 8 2009Shameful Negro Grown-Ups
The break room at Marshalls is buzzing with this latest piece of gossip. Apparently, Lil’ Kim and Faith Evans had at it during The 2009 White Party a few days ago.
Faith was in attendance with her husband and Lil Kim was with producer Choke No Joke and to some, this augmented the tension.
“It was really heated,” one source said. “It was about to pop off…there was crazy screaming.”
According to sources, Faith was saying, “I love you” to Lil Kim and Kim responded with “God bless you.”
However, later at the event, Kim asked Faith, “How would you say you love me when you trashed me in your book?”
Under anonymity, a source told AllHipHop.com “We know that [Faith saying 'I love you'] is bullshit. It wasn’t even about the movie. It hurt Kim that she was being fake.” [source]
I am fans of their music, but these two lily pad ass bitches need to go sit down somewhere. There’s nothing more annoying than grown folks acting like middle school pre-teens fighting over dick and/or status in the cafeteria. Personally, I think that after all these years, they should be able to get past their differences and just leave each other the hell alone.
Jul 6 2009Your Dealer Ain’t Got This!
I refuse to believe that this is anything more than a Photoshop demon. I know how my brothers and sisters in Christ like to invent their own designer knock-offs and shit, which is fine. Sometimes those JanSport backpacks with the LV painted on can work, but this shit here is clearly a tool of the devil, who is always at work. This is what I get for snooping around on Julia Beverly’s twitter.
Jun 29 2009The 2009 EBT ClusterFuck
You all may consider this my coverage of this year’s BET Awards, and this is way more than that piece of shit show deserves. I’m not going to name all the reasons that BET Networks should be painting Satan’s toe nails in hell, because I’m liable to get upset all over again. However, if you’d like to drop your opinion on the festivities, feel free.
May 13 2009It’s That Time Again
The EBT Awards are right around the corner and so all of your favorite artists strapped on a clean pair of draws and hit the Nominee Special to see how many black people truly like their asses. It’s a nerve-wracking situation. I hear Robert of Day26 shitted on himself.
The Creole vikings have spoken and placed Bebe Zahara at the front of the pack with five nominations and I hear T.I. is leading as well (guess they’ll have to Fed-Ex him any award he wins). Anyway, you can check out some more flicks of the enthusiastic Negroes after the jump!
The show will be hosted by Jamie Foxx on June 28th at 8pm.
Feb 13 2009Commercial Fuckery
I have to get this off my chest. Italian Mens Suits is a store here in Miami that sells…yeah, you guessed it. Now, I’ve never been there, because I haven’t had a need for a prom outfit and I don’t think the National Pimp Convention is on its way to town. However, even if I did want a funky ass “Italian” suit, I would not be spending my Paypal dollars here. These insane commercials air EVERY SINGLE DAY in Miami (mostly on BET) and I get irritable bowels each time. It won’t stop. Share my pain!
Jan 5 2009A Nigga Moment
According to MTV News, Jim Jones turned himself in to police this morning to discuss the alleged fight between him, Ne-Yo & “Ty-Ty’s brother” at a Louis Vuitton store in Manhattan a few weeks ago. Yet, the details of the incident are still hazy.
Inauguration Day is around the corner, people! This petty nigga behavior needs to cease, and it is just like some niggas to start fighting in the YT folk’s establishment. Now, had they been bustin’ skulls at Foot Locker, nobody would be investigating this shit.
