Okay, there are a number of things wrong with this mess.

• First of all, is Buffie the Body bumping uglies with Gucci Mane or Kay Slay? Is she doing both? Either way it goes, my stomach will turn and I will most likely retch.
• Who the hell came up with the idea of an online Hip-Hop soap opera and why would it star these two bums?
• What the hell does Gorilla Zoe have to do with anything?
• Does anyone else suffer headache and fatigue when hearing Buffie speak?

The list could easily go on, but I am experiencing depression all of sudden, so I’m through.

If you will, take a look at producer Jazze Pha in the premiere episode of his online cooking show with Super Deluxe. Here he is joined by Emmanuel Lewis (I have no clue) as they team up to prepare a “pork chop pizza”! All I can say is that I never want to attend a family barbecue held by one of these Negroes.

Jesus be a bottle of Tums.

I wasn’t planning on posting today — life is a crisis, but that didn’t stop me from checking into my favorite blogs. Now, when I ran up into this “ad” on Crunk+Disorderly I had to squeeze in some time to comment on it.

First of all, with the lack of female MCs excelling in the industry, these hoes really don’t have time to be shooting daggers at each other. Khia, hasn’t had a nationwide hit since that record about her decomposed pussy, and even that wasn’t a huge success. So, all this funny business is unnecessary. Then to top it all off, she had the nerve to post this on her Myspace page with more misspelled words than a Fantasia essay. This ignorance shall not fly!

What in the upcoming VH1 reality show hell is this fuckery? Plies, I am holding you fully accountable for allowing all the local hoes, heifers, shones, skanks, skeezers, dykes, cumguzzlers, and hoodrats to display their true colors on this the month of our people’s history. I don’t know what a “Bust It Baby” is, but if they’re anything like these ladies, I’m gonna vote no.

Someone call Bootz & Buckeey and reserve them spots on the show.

[Thanks CheezyDodo]

See, this is the type of shit that makes you wanna punch a newborn baby in the face.

Tiffany (New York) Pollard will be back with a third season of her VH1 reality show, this time sharing the bill with her ne’er-do-well boyfriend George (Tailor Made) Weisgerber.

“The season is going to be called ‘New York Loves Hollywood’ and will follow her attempt to become an actress in Los Angeles,” says an insider.

“They are currently trying to cast established industry people in Hollywood to be on the show with her.”

Fingers are crossed for a hot-tub scene with her and Harvey Weinstein. [ source ]

Here’s my question regarding this…WHY? Wasn’t her two minutes of screentime on First Sunday good enough?

Somebody start a prayer circle for Jermaine Dupri, I beg you. I just don’t understand the purpose of him showing us his bus, Louis Vuitton bags, and his Wal-Mart sheets…walking around looking like a cooked possum.

Lord…on Black History Month, Lord.

[snatched from Miss Info.TV]

Do you see what the Flavor of Love causes? All I’m going to say is that this little boy needs to give his Aunt Pearlie back her Saturday club-hopping wig and her Sunday morning revival blouse. This shit is absolutely unacceptable!

More fuckery under the cut!