Jul 26 2010
Written by Kid Fury
No, the cops did not really say that, but they could have.
Giselle: Warrior Princess was recently accosted by the fuzz for texting while driving. The New York police pulled that ass over and served your creole queen with a $100 ticket! Well, there goes Kelly’s allowance for this month.
According to a source, “Beyoncé was really embarrassed because she only recently got her driver’s license.” [Pardon? -- Kid Fury] In an effort to get out of the situation, as most celebs do, the superstar is said to have used her celebrity status to avoid receiving a ticket.
“She tried to charm the cop and told him she had no idea that texting while driving was against the law,” said the insider. But apparently the cop has been living under a rock and had no idea who the multiplatinum selling artist was and gave her a ticket anyway. [Bitchie Life]
This is why divas should always have drivers! Don’t they know that Bebe Zahara Carter has shit that needs to be done — this fall’s Dereon leggings are not going to approve themselves! I blame Cousin Angie!
Dec 18 2009
Written by Kid Fury
If you are trying to escape from The Wig Crypt, the time is now. Seems like The Creole Dynasty is distracted!
Tina Knowles filed divorce papers in Harris County, Texas last month, in an attempt to end their almost 31-year marriage. In the documents, it says Tina and Matthew “ceased to live together as husband and wife on or about January 5, 2009″ — the exact day of their 30th wedding anniversary.
Back in October, Mathew was hit with a paternity lawsuit from a woman who’s not his wife — no word if that affected Tina’s decision to pull the plug. [Bitch, what do you think? -- Kid Fury]
Mathew has been Beyonce’s manager for years, so there could be a ton of cash up for grabs in the split.
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Nov 12 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Children, I have a new music double feature for you this evening — Two songs, two divas! You’re welcome!
First is the long-awaited extended remix of Beyoncé’s “Video Phone”, featuring Lady Gaga! This record is basically the same as the first, except with vocals from Gaga and some extra Creole seasoning. Not all that ground-breaking, but the video might impress me. This track will be featured on the deluxe edition of I Am…Creole, Bitch Bow Down, in stores on the 23rd.
Then I’m also stuffing your stockings with Lady Gaga’s fresh leak, “Telephone”, featuring Beyoncé. The song is rumored to be the 2nd single from Gaga’s The Fame Monster, and let’s just say it has a firm grasp on my spirit. You can snatch this album off of shelves the same day as the Creole piece.
Now enough talk! Download before Matthew kills these links!
Oct 30 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The Grand High Honeysuckle Creole Queen (you will say all of it and you will like it) and her mother have recently opened their first retail store for the House of Very Wrong in Korea. It was an exciting time for The Royal Crawfish Dynasty, although some smart ass gave the Queen some faulty ribbon to cut. That bitch was promptly beheaded after the ceremony.
Oct 16 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The Grand High Honeysuckle Creole was once again stomping her heels in Tokyo slinging Samantha Thavasa’s Disney inspired purses. Solange was not there to make an appearance this time, so I assume she was either too busy or the Japanese people are no longer feeling that part in her hair. Either way, the head of the Jambalaya Dynasty is here and you shall bask in her essence.
Oct 15 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Are you prepared for Jehovah’s return? ‘Cause if you not, Beyoncé and Lady Gaga got a video for you.
All week, gossip sites have been abuzz with rumors that two of the fiercest divas in the game — Beyoncé and Lady Gaga — had joined forces on a super-secret video for B’s “Video Phone.”
On Thursday (October 15), a spokesperson for director Hype Williams confirmed to MTV News that that both Beyoncé and Gaga appear in the “Video Phone” clip, which Williams shot last weekend in Brooklyn’s Greenpoint neighborhood.
Williams’ spokesperson would not confirm any additional information about the “Video Phone” shoot, but, according to Life and Style magazine, security on set was extremely tight, and the video is shaping up to be a fashion bonanza, with Beyoncé wearing “a feathered dress” and Gaga sporting “something wild … the fashion is sick and insane.” [source]
Gaga, Spice, and Creole Dirty Rice — that’s what epic videos are made of!
What are you expecting from this video?
Oct 2 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Giselle: Yaki Princess was among a few ladies who were worshipped at Billboard’s Women in Music event today in New York. Don’t you love how her wig seems like it won’t bite your arm off this time around? I do.
Also in attendance was Lady Gaga (whose photos are underneath because, there is a hierarchy here…shit). The Fame Kills tour with Gaga and Kanyeisha was abruptly cancelled recently, with no word explaining why. I heard it had something to do with Lil Mama insisted on joining the tour. I was also informed that Lady Gaga’s pussy wasn’t sitting high up enough because of that penis that’s in the way, but those are just horrible rumors.
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Sep 28 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Aunt Camel Jockey was popping, spinning, and dipping for Singapore on Saturday, while her lacefront of dreams sashayed through the stage fan breeze. You can always count on that wig to give you a marvelous photo! That thing has a mind of its own — no wonder she never changes it.
Sep 16 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Abercrombie & Fitch is gonna let ya’ll finish, but they say Beyoncé is biting their scent.
Beyoncé has reportedly been hit with an infringement lawsuit from US clothing firm Abercrombie & Fitch over her plans to release a brand of perfume that uses her stage name Sasha Fierce.
The singer revealed earlier this week that she had signed a multi-million dollar deal with fragrance house Coty to launch her own perfume in 2010.
However, news of the agreement has prompted Abercrombie & Fitch to pursue legal action over fears that her Sasha Fierce scent will clash with their Fierce fragrance, Contactmusic reports.
Company executives filed a federal lawsuit in Ohio on Tuesday in an attempt to block Coty from using the word ‘fierce’ in the perfume’s name. [source]
“Fierce” and “Sasha Fierce” seem like two different things to me. I doubt someone will mistake one for the other when they hit the shelves at TJ Maxx. So, is Beyonce jacking people again or is this just more corporate shade against black folk?
