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Beyoncé Serves Legs For New House Of Deréon Promo

Beyoncé Serves Legs For New House Of Deréon Promo

While the Barbies and butterflies are fighting, Anderson is getting girls together and Hulk Hogan’s penis is live online, The Reigning Queen Topaz Lioness of Creation has swooped in smoother than her hair and provided life. Get into those legs stomping cracks into her heavenly pavement in this new Winter 2012 House of Deréon promo. [...]

October 4, 2012 Kid Fury Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs! 39

Evelyn Lasagna & Chrissy Lampkin Bump Booties

Evelyn Lasagna & Chrissy Lampkin Bump Booties

Evelyn Lasagna took a break from massaging Chad Johnson’s sphincter and had some sort of “top secret” photo shoot featuring Chrissy Lampkin of Love & Hip-Hop and Real Housefly of Atlanta, Kandi Burruss. The reality stars got very touchy and busty in these behind-the-scenes flicks. What fun. In the meantime, Evelyn and Chad have a [...]

May 1, 2012 Kid Fury Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Titties On Ya Back! 22

Beyoncé ‘Pulse’ Summer Edition Fragrance Ad

Beyoncé ‘Pulse’ Summer Edition Fragrance Ad

Her Royal Highness Queen Étouffée of TriBeCa certainly made sure to complete loads of work over the past nine months. Here is a new ad for her Pulse: Summer Edition fragrance. Yes, you will acknowledge her hair, mug, thighs and various businesses as she lays at home feeding Blue Ivy Carter the milk of life. [...]

January 19, 2012 Kid Fury Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Memoirs of a Creole 8

Christina Aguilera Looks Like Fatback Taffy For Michael Jackson

Christina Aguilera Looks Like Fatback Taffy For Michael Jackson

If you could have someone phone Christina Aguilera’s people and ask why they allowed her to dress like a sexy stuffed sausage for Saturday’s Michael Jackson tribute, I would greatly appreciate it. Clearly, the singer has put on a few pounds and that’s perfectly fine, but wearing this outfit with that weight gain…not so much. [...]

October 10, 2011 Kid Fury I Love You But No!, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, That's A Damn Shame, Where The Snacks At? 16

Curry Goat Cranks Her Cooter In London

Curry Goat Cranks Her Cooter In London

We found love in an outer labia…yellow diamonds in the uterus. Rihanna blasted the O2 Arena in London with color and sex appeal during a concert last night. So here are some photos of her coochie cranks sponsored by Vita Coco. Get into those thighs! [...]

October 6, 2011 Kid Fury Curry Goat Tales, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Live! 3

Rihanna Shows Us Her New Panties…Again!

Rihanna Shows Us Her New Panties…Again!

I told you earlier that you could expect to see Curry Goat modeling them Armani undergarments. Well here she is showing off the new skivvies for all interested parties. We can always count on Rihanna to put her skin on display when Jennifer Hudson’s elbows aren’t enough. More pics below! [...]

September 12, 2011 Kid Fury Curry Goat Tales, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Toot Up That Ass!, Wig Game Proper 10

CitiTrend Belts, Virgin Mobile Cameras, & Attitude

CitiTrend Belts, Virgin Mobile Cameras, & Attitude

I’d like to Fed-Ex a basket of thanks and hot wings to MissB for sending me such a life-changing music video. This elegant rap diva goes by the name Prada and this is her hard-hitting track, “I’m F-ckin Yo N-gga”. Fall into what she’s providing here — an outfit courtesy of The Flea, a bass-heavy [...]

June 22, 2011 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Party Of One!, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 59

Rihanna Performs On NBC Today Show

Rihanna Performs On NBC Today Show

Curry Goat got LOUD in Rockefeller Plaza this morning as part of NBC’s Today Show Summer Concert Series. As usual, she wore cute little outfits and gave the audience red-headed sex kitten. I appreciate her great looks, Disney princess hair, and cute songs. Work, Rih! [...]

May 27, 2011 Kid Fury Curry Goat Tales, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs! 16

Rihanna & Britney Spears Perform On Billboard Awards

Rihanna & Britney Spears Perform On Billboard Awards

Curry Goat opened up the 2011 Billboard Awards show with a raunchy performance of “S&M” alongside Brickney Stiffs. When those live lights come beaming down, Rihanna is so great at giving you red-headed trash and a sexy pose, while Britney is good at…holding a microphone. Watch the two “singers” have a sexy pillow fight below. [...]

May 22, 2011 Kid Fury Ch....., Curry Goat Tales, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Live! 30

Jordin Sparks Discusses Her Weight Loss

Jordin Sparks Discusses Her Weight Loss

Idol winner, Jordin Sparks turned a few tweets when she showed off her new body recently. The singer lost 30 lbs and has gotten pretty good feedback, of course. Now you shady kids can stop calling her Princess Fiona! Jordin spoke with AOL Music about how she dropped the weight and not feeling the pressure. [...]

May 5, 2011 Kid Fury Cute For You!, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs! 6