So, Soulja Boy now wants to launch his own clothing line — for the ignant colored in all of us, I suppose. I’m going to hand him this one compliment…he knows how to keep his name in the loop even without good quality music. However, this won’t last very long. He’s gonna fade away eventually.

Mark my words, damn it!

Let me tell you…if Ciara ever came to my job as a guest employee for the day, I would be sitting in the store’s utility closet texting my ass off until closing. I’m not one for the big crowds — nobody really wants a skillet burrito anyway, Mickey D’s!

Absolutely not…

Ok, so does Sapphyri know that her targeted consumers are young women, most of whom will probably be straight? This ad may be appealing to a couple male eyes, but I don’t see any of them purchasing a pack of StretchMark Strawberry lip-chap. Horrible marketing, sister.

Try again.

“It has been revelaed that Kelly Rowland will wear her birthday suit for an upcoming cover shoot for PLAYBOY magazine. The Destiny’s Child singer is reportedlly receiving around $500,000 - $1 Million dollars to pose in the nude.” [ source ]

So it has come to this, Michelle…I mean Kelly? The album doesn’t move in your favor so you decide to show off your chocolate box in Playboy for a boost in sales? I know Tina raised you better than that. Shame on Hugh Hefner and his people for taking advantage of a woman when she’s down. I mean let’s get some tit action from Amerie while we’re at it!

Nah, I doubt this is true, but if it is expect to see those photos everywhere, including here.