My people, how much longer are you going to keep this up? If I see another baby with a fresh lacefront or some buy-one-get-a-pack-free weave in there head, I’m gonna email Obama. These children should look like children — dressed in OshKosh and shit…not fancied up like they’re going to the club where ladies drink free all night!
Shout out to Tamikha for bringing this tragedy to light.
On some random track that nobody particularly gives a damn about, Foxy Brown has emerged taking shots at Lil Kim once again.
“Catch me at [?] at the bar/but motherfuckers will never see me dancing with the stars/never, will I embarrass my borough/I’m too thorough/dark-skinned bitches we here now”
Everyone open up your Hip-Hop 101 textbooks to page 374. It reads: This is why female rappers can’t anywhere! Nobody is trying to hear you bring up beef from elementary school! When it’s all said and done, Lil Mama is hosting TV shows, while Kim danced with the stars and Foxy is rolling around on Rick Ross’ belly. They both lose.
The King of Iron Fist is dropping his new “ballet” today and it’s a mighty emotional piece. The song is called “Crawl” (beaver behavior, child) and it is Christopher’s touchy expression of continuing to love someone after a break-up and all that jazz — honestly, he should have just sang “Rihanna, please bring that big skull back to me!”
Survey says:
Ciara finally quit the music industry to serve frozen beverages and fruit in Los Angeles. Okay, you know I’m lying, but how long could it possibly be before that becomes a reality for her?
Anyway, cousin Ci-Ci visited some spot called Millions of Milkshakes with her BFF, Kim Kardashyknees, for some warm and toasty publicity yesterday. Let’s hope she doesn’t end up doing the crab-walk with coke up her nose in some random club soon. I don’t trust the company she’s keeping these days.
Crazy Campbell is spending quality time with her safari friends in September’s US Harper’s Bazaar. I hear that between shoots Naomi cursed out a gazelle for trying to look more graceful than her and bitch-slapped a baby chimp for reasons unknown.
How many times exactly are we going to be subjected to photos of supermodels running through the Pride Lands and riding elephants like Simba? That whole idea is entirely too parched. Can we get Nay-Nay to do a photo-shoot at the Opa-Locka social security office or something?
Rappers and their damn egos.
In a move that seems all too familiar, rapper 50 Cent has announced that he will release his fourth studio album the same day Jay Z’s Blueprint 3 is released.
According to YoRaps.com a source in the G-Unit camp has revealed that 50 Cent’s Before I Self Destruct will be released on September 11, the exact same day Jay Z’s Blueprint 3 drops.
Almost two years ago, 50 Cent released his third album Curtis the exact same day as Kanye West’s Graduation. Ironically, the albums were also released on September 11. [ source ]
If this is true, Five Dimes is seriously living in denial. Jay-Z has proved time and time again that he can rhyme about corned beef hash and the entire world will throw up “the roc”! A snowball has a better chance in hell.
This gargoyle goblin girl has fucked up for the last time. I officially give up on her and let the record show that she has no hope and no love in this part of the apartment complex. Thank you and good night.
The break room at Marshalls is buzzing with this latest piece of gossip. Apparently, Lil’ Kim and Faith Evans had at it during The 2009 White Party a few days ago.
Faith was in attendance with her husband and Lil Kim was with producer Choke No Joke and to some, this augmented the tension.
“It was really heated,” one source said. “It was about to pop off…there was crazy screaming.”
According to sources, Faith was saying, “I love you” to Lil Kim and Kim responded with “God bless you.”
However, later at the event, Kim asked Faith, “How would you say you love me when you trashed me in your book?”
Under anonymity, a source told AllHipHop.com “We know that [Faith saying 'I love you'] is bullshit. It wasn’t even about the movie. It hurt Kim that she was being fake.” [source]
I am fans of their music, but these two lily pad ass bitches need to go sit down somewhere. There’s nothing more annoying than grown folks acting like middle school pre-teens fighting over dick and/or status in the cafeteria. Personally, I think that after all these years, they should be able to get past their differences and just leave each other the hell alone.
So not only are Nivea and Lauren London both rumored to be pregnant by Lil Wayne [insert Funkmaster Flex bomb here], but now I’m hearing that they’re both pissed at one another for being pregnant! BET News, are you jotting this shit down?
Nivea was caught talking all kinds of reckless shit about Young Money singer Shanell for kissing all on Weezy during his tour, and now people are saying she’s sharpening her claws for Lauren’s ass. Apparently, Lauren only recently found out about Nivea’s pregnancy and is also pissed.
My feelings after the cut…
