“Honestly, I have no idea I’ve been in this business now 10 years strong. I’m not about games or anything else, I’m a headliner, I’m on magazine covers, all I have to say to others is Step your game up and Get your shit together. I’m focused on me. I’ve been through a lot. And this album represents that and my growth from Da Baddest to Still Da Baddest.”~ Trina Speaks to YBF about Khia

Trina is currently number 6 on the Billboard charts, with Still Da Baddest moving 47,000 copies in its first week. I suppose she can rub that in Khia’s face. If you ask me, none of these rap females have any time to be beefing with each other. All you chicks are either in jail or irrelevant.

SOHH has confirmed that the long awaited album Tha Carter III from New Orleans rapper, Lil’ Wayne has been pushed back.

Though originally slated for a May release, Weezy’s rep confirmed to SOHH that the album is due out in June. The alleged cover art hit the net earlier today.

Tha Carter III hits stores June 10th via Young Money/Cash Money/Universal Motown Recordings. [ source ]

Yeah, the album got shoved back. Whatever.

I would like to touch base on that album cover. Why, Weezy? Why? The crazy thing is that minus all those tattoos sent by a demon named Photoshop, Dwayne actually looked like a normal black child…with disproportional eyebrows, of course.

Baby Daniel, I need your take on this.

Kizzy Pop is still working the magazine covers. I’m not mad at her, although I don’t read Live and have never heard of it. She still has to do something for relevancy, seeing as how Michelle is damn near passing her up with quality singles. Nobody can call this chick a quitter! Even when nobody is thinking about her, she keeps that work ethic up to par!

So, not only is Katrina supposedly dissing Lil Wayne again (allow me to slit a wrist), but now she is taking shots at Khia in this little .gif file promoting her new album Still The Baddest. There’s nothing like a fresh dose of online gangsta to make the day go by smoother. Thanks for thinking of me, Trina.

Speaking of horrible new films, I was shocked to walk into my home the other day only to see this DVD sitting all proud by my television set. It looks like Vivica Fox smuggled in a sequel to her 2001 film, Two Can Play That Game.

Shanté Smith has moved to Atlanta where she’s the Love Doctor, helping women get their men to the altar. Tiffany calls her after she catches her boyfriend, Byron, in a clinch with his boss, Carla, just after he wins a competition similar to “The Apprentice.” Shanté initiates a five-step program for Tiffany while Byron seeks advice from his best friend, Gizzard [ SAY WHAT?! — Kid Fury ]. The five steps include her meeting his family and her offering and withholding sex; Byron and Gizzard respond with their own strategies. Then, Bryon consults Shanté: has the Love Doctor switched sides? And, what happens if Byron finds out that Tiffany’s playing games? Can true love run without a play book?

Is this the level we had to dive down into to keep our name in the Blue Light Special section, Viv? The sad part about all this is that I thought “Two Can Play” was a pretty good flick, but I’ll be damned before I seep down into this shit. All that Photoshop treachery on Ms. Fox’s face is enough comedy for me, thanks.

In case you were wondering how Amy Winehouse has been holding up, here are some new photos of her walking the London streets again…looking like she just crawled out of the abyss. Now, she did (or still does) have the Impetigo disease which messes with your skin, so I suppose that is what those blotches on her face are from. However, I don’t know of any disease that causes lacerations on the arm. Is this bitch cutting herself?!

Amy, the moment you wake up, before you put on your makeup, just say a little prayer for you!

Looks like Trina’s shooting a video for that new record of hers. It’s called “I Got A Thang For You” (ugh!) and features Meowth Keyshia Cole. Sad to say, I’m not feeling Trina like I used to. Oh well.

Keyshia looks like the cookie lady/girls basketball coach at my school for some odd reason. It’s funny because I don’t like that bitch either.

[ pic snatched from Oh Trina ]

Seems like the new Gnarls Barkley album, The Odd Couple, has been leaked to online file sharing sites a month before it’s intended release. Users have already started downloading.I want to know something…why is the great, unique, quality music always being leaked and downloaded early? I never hear about a Bow Wow or a Soulja Boy record being leaked. Why does it seem like the deserving artists are always being hit with this? Anyway, apparently the same thing happened to Gnarls Barkley with their first album, St. Elsewhere, and they hit multi-platinum status.I’ll be buying a copy.

So, Soulja Boy now wants to launch his own clothing line — for the ignant colored in all of us, I suppose. I’m going to hand him this one compliment…he knows how to keep his name in the loop even without good quality music. However, this won’t last very long. He’s gonna fade away eventually.

Mark my words, damn it!

There’s always room for JELLO!

I don’t know what purpose this video of Rick Ross and company is supposed to serve and I don’t care. The entertaiment in that shirtless behavior is undenialable. As my homie Fresh would say, there is plenty of titty gravy to go around, so grab a boat and a biscuit and enjoy life this Wednesday.