God Is Tryna Tell You Something!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.September.17th.2008 in And?, Bitch Please!, God Don't Like Ugly!, Just Be Quiet! // 2 Comments
 

So, Pissy King Jr. R.Kelly caught up with BET (60 Minutes probably didn’t give a shit) for a “first and last” interview about his life after the trial. The whole thing felt like someone was passing around slices of bullshit pie. From the words of the wise Laurie Ann Gibson: “Corn juice is corn juice!”. Robert and BET may continue to carry out the devil’s work, but we all know what’s up. There is a reason why so many people think you are guilty, Kels — it’s because you piss on females who still wear Strawberry Shortcake panties. Move on!

God Bless The Child…

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.July.16th.2008 in I Love You But No!, Just Be Quiet!, Just Get A Real Job!, That's A Damn Shame // 1 Comment
 

Don’t ask me why, but I was actually watching America’s Got Talent on NBC last night and the first act I caught was that of Michelle Wallace. As soon as I saw that nappy hair, I knew it was going to be a problem. Her voice was 10 leaps past horrible! I am so mad that she had everyone on their feet, waving their hands, all the while preparing them for terror.

Of course, the judges shut her down and sent her packing. I honestly felt bad for the woman. Some of these people really think they have chance at these things. Poor girl is probably going to be the laughing stock of the checkings and savings department back home. I hope Kizzy slides her a free wig out of love. She knows how hard this music shit is.

No Anger Management

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.July.8th.2008 in A Little Something Good...I Think., Just Be Quiet! // 1 Comment
 

I am so not mad at black celebrities blogging anymore. You can get a good laugh off of some of this shit! I need DMX, Foxy Brown, and Naomi Campbell to all start blogging before the year is over. Check out this Kanye quote!

Do yall remember when people said my fiance was pregnant????  What happened to that rumor????? I guess after we broke up it was just forgot about????  I’m just using that as an example of how people make up stuff and everybody runs with it. I had my own family asking me about that. Now the media is saying I’m going to anger management something or ‘nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!! lol! I get off the plane in Hawaii today and the world is saying my management team said blah blah blah…  SIIIIIIGGGHHHH!  I told the media you can’t make up lies about me because I have a media outlet myself. Oh and sidebar I don’t know if everyone has realized this yet but I don’t do interviews if there’s anything I wanna say I’ll say right here on my own blog. [ source ]

That was an easier read than Khia’s rant! I’m not mad that Kanye is skipping out on anger management, only because I tried that when I was a teenager — it was bullshit! All it did was make me angrier. With bad credit, bill collectors, and stupid people still lingering, there isn’t much that can stop black anger.