Aunt Mary is tired of you pigeons talking bad about her and her SAT scores. She is not dumb! Don’t worry about her splitting the word “underestimate” in two — it doesn’t have to make sense! So what if she can’t spell “intelligence” correctly? You are not her parent/guardian! Ms. Blige is hooked on music, not phonics! Deal with it!
[DAMN. SHAME!]
This is why Senators heckle the President — well not really, but it’s gotta be contributing to some kind of problem. The Real HousePigeons of Negro City appeared on Ellen yesterday, and to say they acted up would be an understatement. There were more hen feathers flying in that studio than a political segment on The View. Hey, that’s why we watch them.
(spotted @ Necole Bitchie)
So, some child who goes by the name SpokenReasons was blocked on Twitter by Necole Bitchie for God knows what. He, in turn, decided to make this monkey-fool-banana-rum-shrimp-cocktail ass video on Youtube dedicated to her. Clearly, the Internet is giving people far too much freedom.
This is what happens when you have too much leisure time. Idle hands are a tool of the devil and this shit has inspired me to go do something productive. I think I’m going to go build a spaceship or something. Bye.
Just so you all know, Kanye and his ovah denim jacket don’t give a damn about Twitter. Take that.
I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!! [ source ]
I would like to introduce you all to a new Furious Phrase — Bitch, Boom! That’s all I can say when it comes to Kanye and this pitiful ass rant. You should be glad people are pretending to be you. It means you matter to someone. You don’t see any fake Khia and Gary Coleman twitter accounts, do you? They should be the ones queening out.
Either Schatar (aka Hottie from Flavor of Love) caught the swine flu or her local Popeye’s just ran out of chicken. I’m not sure who or what is to blame for this shit, but it damn sure ain’t Jesus! If homegirl is shooting for her own reality show, this is the wrong way to go about getting it.
Fresh, I curse you for introducing me to this madness.
So, Earthworm Jim (some of you may know him as Nick Cannon) sat down with Global Grind recently and spoke about these evil bloggers on the net. Apparently, he’s a “real nigga” and will give out all his personal information to any e-baller who has a disrespectful tongue.
My feelings after the jump.
Bad Boy’s New Edition 0.5 Day26, is actually releasing a sophomore album titled, Forever in a Day. On last night’s episode of Making The Band, Q was getting all weepy about having to support his family and not seeing any money from the label — big surprise there. The way I see it, there are millions of people who have huge families to care for, no money, no jobs, and no homes. These Negroes are living in a big fancy penthouse apartment for free. Shit, you better count your blessings and take the good with the bad. If you’re that hungry for some cash, take your ass to the Village and work the corner for a couple bills.
The gay celebrity rumors are really not my cup of Henny, because other than the fact that they are cliché and usually false, I really don’t care who sucks what in the Hollywood world. However, this one I will talk about. The ‘razzi caught up with LL Cool J at the airport this morning and in the middle of the henpecking, this came up:
Pap: “If you get hit on by a gay guy, does that change your nickname?”
LL Cool J: “No, just expands your options. Decisions, decisions …”
Now, TMZ is running with this whole “LL is a bootyfiller” story. I don’t believe Marion likes men, but I do believe he answered that question like a real idiot. People will use any excuse they can to turn a celeb to the world of rainbows, but then again, maybe he’s been there before. Whatever.
#10: Bow Wow
First of all, let me say that I am fully aware that folks are going to be upset at me for this and call me a hater, but that’s the beauty of being a blogger — I am a hater and I can say what the hell I like. So for the next 2 weeks I am going to be counting down the Top 10 people and things that make me ask, “Why are you still here?” Stans and lames, get ready to be pissed.
Bow Wow, while I appreciate the whole early 2000 rap prodigy story, and your branching out to movies, I think it’s time you cut out the showboating. Nobody remembers your last hit record and that BET sponsored “best of both worlds” shit with your ex-boo, Omarion, was a flop! Granted, nobody is perfect, but all the Youtube freestyles and WorldStar exclusives are lame, my friend. Nobody cares about your sex scene in Entourage or your tangerine colored Lambo with the tampons in the rims. Just be quiet and sit on your money until the end of days. Thanks.
