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Tamar Braxton Performs For BET’s ‘Celebration of Gospel’

Tamar Braxton Performs For BET’s ‘Celebration of Gospel’

I may not be able to stomach the sight of her Muppet face or the sound of her drag queen antics, but Tamar Braxton can sing her ass off. Toni’s little sister took the stage at BET’s Celebration of Gospel this year and performed a rendition of “Be Grateful” by Walter Hawkins and the roof [...]

April 8, 2013 Kid Fury I Still Can't Stand You!, Jesus Is The Tea 35

R. Kelly Wants 32 More Chapters For ‘Trapped In The Closet’

R. Kelly Wants 32 More Chapters For ‘Trapped In The Closet’

Because the devil works eternal overtime and has goons in black places, we may be seeing a whole new movement of R. Kelly’s infamous Trapped In The Closet. The ridiculously campy “hip-hopera” of sex, lies, and a defecating little person, was first released in 2005 and dragged all the way through to 2007 with 22 [...]

December 22, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, The Devil Is A Liar!, You Are Too Old For This! 4

Video: Frankie (Keyshia’s Mama) – Frankie Leg

Video: Frankie (Keyshia’s Mama) – Frankie Leg

Look, I don’t have it for Frankie Lons this evening…I really don’t. Fresh out of celebrity rehab, Keyshia Cole’s mama is bringing a brand new dance to every liquor store and wing shack in your hood. In the battle for America’s Top Hip-Hop Mama Femcee, I vote for Mama Jones, but you can watch the [...]

December 6, 2011 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Jesus Is The Tea, Videos 72

Bishop Eddie Long’s Wife Files For Divorce…Then Changes Her Mind TWICE!

Bishop Eddie Long’s Wife Files For Divorce…Then Changes Her Mind TWICE!

Lord, Eddie Longstroke’s wife is ready to file ‘dem papers! The bishop’s wife, Vanessa Long, has filed for divorce according to a statement issued by her attorney today (Dec. 2) in Georgia. “It is my sincere hope that this matter can be resolved expeditiously, harmoniously, and fairly,” her statement reads. “I ask that you respect [...]

December 2, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, Oop!, The Devil Is A Liar! 21

New Music: Durand Bernarr – Pray 4U (Beyoncé Cover)

New Music: Durand Bernarr – Pray 4U (Beyoncé Cover)

We all know that the smooth sounds of Legendary Prophetess Giselle of Nazareth are powerful enough to send your spirit into overdrive and that’s exactly how this masterpiece saw conception. Singer/songwriter, Durand Bernarr turns Beyoncé’s “Dance For You” into a message for the Lord. Grab your bibles and get into this praise! Make sure to [...]

November 30, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, New Music, YAAASSSSS!!! 22

Chris Brown Has 95 Parking Tickets Dismissed

Chris Brown Has 95 Parking Tickets Dismissed

Yellow Cake needs to send Jesus a Lambo, because He is worthy. The singer recently had 95 out of his 117 parking tickets dismissed in West Hollywood. Chris found himself with about $15,000 in parking tickets after using handicap spaces (the irony) in the lot of his condo. [...]

September 9, 2011 Kid Fury Cute For You!, Jesus Is The Tea 11

Rihanna’s Creepy Esquire Ad: ‘The Sexiest Woman Alive’

Rihanna’s Creepy Esquire Ad: ‘The Sexiest Woman Alive’

Rihanna goes nude and dark (again) for a promo clip to Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” feature. The magazine gave her the title and another opportunity to film something in creepy couture. How do you feel when she stares into your soul and bites a piece like that? [...]

September 7, 2011 Kid Fury Get Into My Beat!, Jesus Is The Tea, Toot Up That Ass! 10

Fantasia Gives Plus-Sized Pregnant Praise!

Fantasia Gives Plus-Sized Pregnant Praise!

During the grand opening of Riverview Apartments in Jacksonville, FL yesterday, Fanny Mae brought praise and pickled eggs to a lucky crowd who received news that she is indeed pregnant. We had been speculating this news about a month ago when the singer showed a baby bump while on vacation with her boyfriend, Antwuan Cook. [...]

August 1, 2011 Kid Fury A Little Something Good...I Think., Jesus Is The Tea, Well Pin A Rose On Your Nose! 11

Video: Skylar Grey – Dance Without You

Video: Skylar Grey – Dance Without You

Skylar Grey, the singer/songwriter behind hits for Rihanna, Eminem, Dr. Dre and more, has released her own music video for the buzz track, “Dance Without You”. Here, she rips herself out of the back of Holly Brook (her original recording name) and torments her past persona in a medical room. I like the song, but [...]

July 5, 2011 Kid Fury Jesus Is The Tea, Videos 3

Lady Gaga Performs On Good Morning America

Lady Gaga Performs On Good Morning America

Mammy Monster zip-lined her way over the dedicated children during her GMA performance this morning. Of course, she brought out the wicked costumes, make-up and props, including two large golden horns for her head. I’m not sure why she didn’t strap on a red-hot dildo and swing a pitchfork over her head, but there’s always [...]

May 27, 2011 Kid Fury Ch....., Jesus Is The Tea, Monster, May I? 16