The Church Is Not Amused…

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.December.7th.2009 in Elite Fuckery!, God Don't Like Ugly!, Jesus! I Need You!, Put It In Prayer, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, WTF?!, Where They Do That At?, Who Approved This? // 6 Comments

When you all figure it out, let me know. I didn’t watch more than 32 seconds. Blame Agent007GC for leaving this on my doorstep.

Please Do Better, Black Folk!

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.November.20th.2009 in Ain't This Some Shit?, Bitch You Tried It!, Chile....., How To Be A Lady by Tiny & Toya, Jesus! I Need You!, My Lacefront Is My Life!, Put It In Prayer, Setting Us Back To Slavery!, That's A Damn Shame, WTF?!, Why?, You Doing The Most!, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial! // 24 Comments

I’m done. I truly don’t have the time or the patience for this. You all have a blessed weekend!

[via Skinny Black Guy]

Album Cover: Rihanna

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.October.27th.2009 in Album Covers, Jesus! I Need You!, Put It In Prayer, Who Approved This? // 9 Comments

You’d think that a few swift jabs from Chris Brown would have knocked the demons out of homegirl.

I’ve got nothing, and I honestly don’t think you should look at this picture for too long. This shit might turn your home into Paranormal Activity.

Hadouken!

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.October.9th.2009 in Bitch You Tried It!, Jesus! I Need You!, Put It In Prayer, That's A Damn Shame, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, You Are Too Old For This!, You Mad? // 6 Comments

I’m trying to build a resistance against petty violence, what with people beating each other to death these days. On the other hand, this video was begging to be posted. These two creaky hens were going at it over a seat on the damn bus! The Asian woman yelled some broken curse words, the Black woman made a feeble swing, and before you know it Mama Fa was hitting her with a Kung-Pow grip!

Pathetic, but still funny.

Bury Me In A Quick Weave!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.August.26th.2009 in 1243 -- None Of These Bitches Look Better Than Me!, Bitch You See Me, Get Your Life Queen!, I'm Sorry. Come Again?, If You Want Me You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone, Is That So?, Jesus! I Need You!, Ms. All Da Way Live, Now That's A Bad Bitch!, Stomp The Pavement Queen!, That's A Damn Shame, This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, WTF?!, Why?, You Doing The Most!, You...Better...Work! // 8 Comments

No words. You may blame FashionLIFE.

Just When Friday Was Looking Bright…

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.July.31st.2009 in God Don't Like Ugly!, Have A Seat!, Hustling Through This Recession, I Vote No!, Jesus! I Need You!, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Ms. All Da Way Live, No Alibi At All, That's A Damn Shame, This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Will This Shit End? // 10 Comments

Grace Jones just insists on ruining me. I have to go. You all enjoy your weekend.

photo via Dlisted

Girl, Get Out!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.July.15th.2009 in Have A Seat!, Hot Garbage!, I Vote No!, Jesus! I Need You!, Just Go Home!, Put It In Prayer, That's A Damn Shame, This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, WTF?!, We're Accepting Applications, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, When Will This Shit End?, Who Approved This?, Why?, You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial! // 11 Comments

This ~~gargoyle~~ ~~goblin~~ girl has fucked up for the last time. I officially give up on her and let the record show that she has no hope and no love in this part of the apartment complex. Thank you and good night.

VIBE Magazine Folds

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.June.30th.2009 in Is That So?, Jesus! I Need You!, That's A Damn Shame, Who Approved This? // 3 Comments

Well friends, you can add VIBE Magazine to the very active list of the deceased.

On behalf the VIBE CONTENT staff (the best in this business), it is with great sadness, and with heads held high, that we leave the building today. We were assigning and editing a Michael Jackson tribute issue when we got the news. It’s a tragic week in overall, but as the doors of VIBE Media Group close, on the eve of the magazine’s sixteenth anniversary, it’s a sad day for music, for hip hop in particular, and for the millions of readers and users who have loved and who continue to love the VIBE brand. We thank you, we have served you with joy, pride and excellence, and we will miss you.
Danyel Smith
the former Chief Content Officer VIBE Media Group
& Editor in Chief, VIBE

I can’t take this right now. The publication that has inspired me for years is a wrap. Lord, what are you going to take next? McDonald’s Dollar Sweet Tea?!

This Can’t Be Life!

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.June.11th.2009 in I Vote No!, Jesus! I Need You!, Ms. All Da Way Live, No Alibi At All, That's A Damn Shame, This Bitch Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, WTF?!, Why? // 8 Comments

Boo-Paul strikes again!

Someone please get my poor body to the funeral home, so that they may pretty me up before I’m buried. Oh, and tell my mama that there is one pack of Ramen left at the house and I want her to have it.

Thanks to Twitterer Amariah for sending my soul to Glory.

Is This Life?

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.June.4th.2009 in Jesus! I Need You!, Put It In Prayer, That's A Damn Shame, WTF?!, Why? // 6 Comments

You can’t make this type of shit up, folks. Rupaul and Bookman from Good Times must have had a love child many years ago, and he is a fan of Creole song and dance. I’m feeling good today, so not only am I going to give girlfriend some shine in her bedazzled boogie shoes, but I’m going to make this a double feature.

Get into Boo-Paul’s sexy ballad after the jump!