So, word is Omarion was seen riding around Hollywood in a brand new Bentley this week accompanied by his new “girlfriend”. On the count of three, let’s all throw in our side-eyes!

It’s cool that O is attempting to get over that heart-breaker, Bow Wow and his two-timing ways. However, there is no need for him to lie to himself. This is some bad business.

It is folk like this that give celebrities inspiration to act like supreme jackasses in public. Please treat yourself to a Lil’ Kim stan’s detailed recap on her presence at a nightclub a few weeks ago.

“Kim was the shyt last night! She performed “Lighter’s Up,” “The Jump Off,” an “Magic Stick.” It was crazy the way people were acting when Kim arrived, str8 BANANAS!

Kim saw me and looked mad excited to see me. When she performed she pointed at me and said, “That’s my baby right there! I love him!” I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She was talking mad shit! She said she is dropping this SUMMER, that she is going to get her “SHIT TOGETHER” so she can do a BIG show at a colosseum or an arena. She said she dropped everyone who is around her and got a new crew and that it took for her to go to PRISON to find REAL friends and she had girls she was locked up with with her. She said, “a lot of ya’ll are standing to fake mothafucka’s in here!” She said she is going on TOUR with Ray-J called the “Stripclub Tour” [ somebody shoot my ass now! — Kid Fury ] and she did to a song with him and they played it.

Everyone in the audience was saying “FUCK REMY MA” and Kim laughed and brushed it off. SHe said her last boyfriend had a HUGE dick, lmao.” [ want more? ]

You know, I would normaly add a stank and witty little comment here for humor, but this young man has written all the funnies himself. Thank you, sir — for without fuckery enablers like you, we bloggers wouldn’t have much to talk about.

Photoshop is the devil and the truth ain’t in it!

Us Weekly, I am neither interested in how Mariah (who is rocking that “Always Be My Baby” hairdo) lost 20 pounds, nor do I give a damn about her “teenage” body. The center of attention needs to be focused on why she is dressed like an off-duty girl scout selling Thin Mints and ass undercover.

Charlamagne Tha God, of The Wendy Williams Experience, made a very interesting clip of  “5 Ways to Use a Chingy Album”, in which he disrespects Chingy and his music in various ways.

Now, this shit is not going to get you into heaven, Charlamagne. We all know Chingy is no longer relevant. Why do you have to beat a Negro when he is down? This is the type of shit Alicia is talking about. Lord!

You can also use those CDs as paperweights, though…just so you all know.

“Honestly, I have no idea I’ve been in this business now 10 years strong. I’m not about games or anything else, I’m a headliner, I’m on magazine covers, all I have to say to others is Step your game up and Get your shit together. I’m focused on me. I’ve been through a lot. And this album represents that and my growth from Da Baddest to Still Da Baddest.”~ Trina Speaks to YBF about Khia

Trina is currently number 6 on the Billboard charts, with Still Da Baddest moving 47,000 copies in its first week. I suppose she can rub that in Khia’s face. If you ask me, none of these rap females have any time to be beefing with each other. All you chicks are either in jail or irrelevant.

So, not only is Katrina supposedly dissing Lil Wayne again (allow me to slit a wrist), but now she is taking shots at Khia in this little .gif file promoting her new album Still The Baddest. There’s nothing like a fresh dose of online gangsta to make the day go by smoother. Thanks for thinking of me, Trina.

Guests aren’t the only ones getting surprises on The Tyra Banks Show. The host is, too.

A Georgia man accused of stalking the supermodel chat-show host was arrested last Tuesday after paying multiple unwanted visits to the New York studio that houses Banks’ show.

According to the criminal complaint filed against Brady Green, the 37-year-old has reportedly been stalking the star since early January and has attempted to contact the daytime fixture numerous times—appearing at her Los Angeles studio, making repeated phone calls and sending multiple letters to her workplace and even having flowers delivered at her studio.

He was ultimately busted by NYPD officers last week at her Manhattan TV studio after hopping a bus from his home state to New York. [ source ]

I wonder if it is Tyra’s innate eye-smiling ability that has Brady urging for a taste. Who could blame him?