So I blame WorldStarHipHop.com, 106 & Park, Ampro Gel, Facebook, Black & Mild, Obama Beauty Supply, CitiTrends, and the American School System for this. I also blame Aboniye for sending this to me, but I still love you.
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Aug 18 2010
New Music: Keri Hilson
Oh, I’m not letting you listen to shit before we discuss this damn photo. Why is Keri in this picture looking like a busted version of Cammy from Street Fighter? This time last year I would have been spewing stan venom, but I just can’t defend this chick anymore.Anyway, Cammy Hilson has a new record out called “Breaking Point”, produced by Timbaland, which they have decided will be the first single off of her upcoming sophomore album, No Boys Allowed [insert slow sigh here]. There is supposedly a video in the works — although, I don’t think she should bother. This song ain’t going anywhere.
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Aug 18 2010Trey Songz – Bottoms Up (f. Nicki Minaj)
Sugar Pussy Tremaine is in your grill again with the video for his latest single, “Bottoms Up”, featuring Lady Onika. This record is the first single off of his 735th album, Passion, Pain, & Pleasure, which hits stores on September 14. My opinion: Nicki smashed this — other than that, this is hot piss!
The video is like an odd bastard child of Usher’s “Lil Freak” and Rihanna’s “Disturbia”. Maybe I need to be drunk or high off of Drake’s sweet loving in order to get Trey’s vision. Whatever, at least he didn’t cry this time.
In I Vote No!,VideosMar 27 2010Who Approved This…Really?
You know, I expected that a brief trip to the flea market during my lunch break would bring me some mouth-watering fuckery, but this shit hit me like a club to Tiger Woods’ cerebellum. Obama Beauty Supply is catering to all the local divas and queens! If you need some premium Korean extensions to stunt on those foot dragging bitches at the county fair, or an extra special wig when you need to lip-sync for your life, it will be here.
Nov 24 2009Video: Wanita – Legalize Me
I call her Wanita, because “D. Woods” just sounds stupid and that ain’t her damn name. Anyway, the thickest abandoned Bad Boy puppy is preparing the launch of her solo album, The Gray Area, which is expected to drop on December 8th. Above is the video for her lead single, “Legalize Me”.
Survey says: Girl, good day!
This shit looks like every Danity Kane video rolled into one, like a very cold Hot Pocket. The song is cute, but I’m not spending my Black Friday coins on this album at all. I appreciate that Wanita is three-quarter hoodrat, but she better team up with her sister — sign to Young Money and get paid for doing nothing.
Nov 9 2009You’re Out…Forever!
If this ain’t some self-hate for that ass.
A twitter friend of mine (ibiscaraib) recently asked me for my take on Sammy Sosa and his new Clorox-scented skin. At the time, I didn’t know what she was talking about, so I looked it up. The Major League Baseball star somehow went from a chocolate Latin stud to a clam chowder-colored Gomez Addams (minus the mustache). What a damn shame!
Some folks are claiming that he is receiving some kind of “skin rejuvenation” treatment and the lighting and over-exposure from the cameras only make him seem to appear that bright. That’s funny, because his wife looks the same color to me in both photos. Besides, those green contacts and that aqua-perm clearly gave away his yearning to be whiter. Sammy, you and those forever black lips look a fucking fool!
Oct 29 2009The Devil Is A Liar!
They are literally giving reality shows to any and everybody. Beetlejuice, the Howard Stern radio personality and all-around boogawolf, was bobbing around Times Square yesterday promoting his upcoming show “This is Beetle”. The program will premiere on Howard TV and The Good Lord only knows what they will show. I can hardly look at that twisted mug of his in a photo — to hell with television.
I already have a show featuring a crazy Negroe with no teeth and crackhead antics. It’s called Frankie & Neffe. You’ve been dismissed.
Oct 28 2009Was She Tardy For The Party?
This is an example of what can happen when you stop feeding Eddie Murphy his daily dose of sugar cubes and barley, and are left with no other source of meaningless publicity — you end up wearing Kim Zoliack wigs to events for shit you’ve never heard of. Doom!
Scary Spice was pushing her Louboutins at the launch of Glaceau Vitamin Water in London yesterday. I’m sure she’s probably working on her own reality show about being a mother and wife of a drag queen, and rolling around in Donkey’s child support coins.
Oct 6 2009New Music: Trina + A Roach
Katrina LaVerne has been spending a lot of Twitter time cavorting with that Soulja Boy and his activated curls these past few weeks. Come to find out the two Southern rappers have been working on a song together called “Like That”. I just got a brief taste of what the track has to offer — now excuse me while I clean this blood off the floor from my poor wrists.
Sep 9 2009Tyler Perry Films Presents…
Well Lady Tyler isn’t really behind this one, but the devil might be.
The LA-based dance craze jerkin’, popularized by the New Boyz’s hit record “You’re a Jerk,” is being developed into a film.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Melee Entertainment and independent film producer Shariff Hasan, the producers behind the Mos Def-starred comedy Next Day Air, are in talks with writers to develop the movie.
A release date for the dance-centered film has yet to be announced. [ source ]
My stars and stripes! Is it really that serious?
Well, I suppose Omarion, Kyla Pratt, and the live audience of 106 & Park can go ahead and cash in on this shit. I. SHALL. NOT. USE!
