I am so mad at this upcoming XXL cover for so many reasons.

You have Rick Ross’ breasts sitting up there looking lactate. We have DJ Khaled wearing the same Dickie shit he always wears. Trina is sporting a new push-up bra. Flo-Rida is in a wifebeater…once again. Then finally “The Gunshine State” is plastered across the front. Now, I love all these people and that they represent my city, but come the fuck on! Oh, I am so dreading this Memorial Day Weekend (aka Urban Beach Week aka Drunk Coloreds Act A Fool By The Sea Week).

I love how Alicia Keys tries to turn all of her music videos into little mini-movies…even when they don’t make sense. It is entertaining. One problem I have, however, is the constant breaks in the track to play out a scene. It’s like, “Damn. Can we just hear the song?”

“Teenage Love Affair” features cameos by the dozens. See if you can catch them all.

Damn, MJB! Was the budget that low? Whoever had the idea to loop a bunch of clips from Discovery Channel’s journey through the arctic needs to be fired…ASAP! This shit shall not stand!