Jul 26 2010
Written by Kid Fury
These elder female MCs are going through it. iCant!
Last night our big sis in Christ, Foxy Brown, hit the stage at B.B. King’s Bar & Grill in NYC looking like a used condom stuck under Rick Ross’ mattress. Her hair is ratchet, her thighs are rubbing like alcohol, her breasts are overflowing from that outfit, the woman behind her is over it…there was clearly a lot going on.
I still love this woman. At least she made certain that her panties and her fingernail polish matched. We have to give credit where it is due, don’t we?
My girl Karen Civil has all the tea from last night’s show.
Dec 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Derek Blanks just keeps cranking out these flicks! Now Precious’ mama is getting the star treatment!
I love Mo’Nique so very much and these photos are beautiful, but that damn talk show on EBT is far too many things. The yelling, the soon-to-be-unemployed guests, the senior citizens in the audience — it’s a bit much. Then all that dancing in the intro is ridiculous. I can go to Winn-Dixie, buy a ham, come home, cook that bitch all the way through, and make fresh biscuits from scratch, and everybody will still be dancing on The Mo’Nique show.
I tried to get my life, and I failed. Still Mo’Nique is wonderful and Oscar-bound! Anyway, back to the pretty pictures.
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Sep 30 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Female rappers are so damn tragic these days. I’ve loved Shawnna since jersey dresses, but like other rap chicks, she just up and disappeared one day. Now, she’s coming back…with her back stacked! I don’t know how I feel about this shit. I’m gonna have to get with Geisha and Khia so we can come up with a conclusion.
Sep 18 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Uncle Creole Bowl says his kid brother Kanye is “super-passionate”.
“He’s just a super-passionate person, and of course it was rude because it was [Swift's] moment, but that’s the way he really felt. [But] he’s been that passionate from his first record,” Jay reportedly told BBC Radio.
“He used to jump on tables … I was trying to make the first Blueprint, he’s jumping on tables, rapping, and I’m like, ‘Yo, not now.’ That was just him. He’s always been that passionate.”
“[I told him] I think it was rude, [and] that he has to watch his passion. At the end of the day, we’re going to celebrate him for his passion more than vilify him [for it],” Jay said. “Because his passion, which caused him to make Graduation and all these great records, is the same thing that causes him to step out of line sometimes. So as he grows, he has to learn how to balance that.” [ source ]
Something is telling me that when Kanye-gate went down, Jay-Z’s soul was secretly crying out, “Yeah, bitch! All hail The Queen”, but I could be wrong. We all know Kanye is passionate, so I’ll go along with this. On the other hand, I’m sure he wanted to shove Lil Mama’s passionate ass off the stage that night, but we won’t go there.
Jun 15 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So not only are Nivea and Lauren London both rumored to be pregnant by Lil Wayne [insert Funkmaster Flex bomb here], but now I’m hearing that they’re both pissed at one another for being pregnant! BET News, are you jotting this shit down?
Nivea was caught talking all kinds of reckless shit about Young Money singer Shanell for kissing all on Weezy during his tour, and now people are saying she’s sharpening her claws for Lauren’s ass. Apparently, Lauren only recently found out about Nivea’s pregnancy and is also pissed.
My feelings after the cut…
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Apr 30 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Katy Perry was spotted in Miami early this morning strutting her stuff on the street. With the get-up she’s rocking in these photos, I would think that she was selling pussy and Rice Krispie Treats on Biscayne Blvd, but I’m sure that’s not the case. Clearly, Katy is another celeb with jealous friends who encourage her to look an ass-tastic fool in public. That’s what happens when you let Rihanna in your circle.
Apr 21 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I know you all have seen the millions of ads for the Creole Fatal Attraction — now check out this clip of Madame Bebe Carter not only trying to act (again), but also fighting a crazy white woman. Feel the intensity! Are you not entertained?!
Yeah, I won’t be spending my money on this film. I’ll probably just pop some Orville Redenbacher popcorn and watch this clip 5 times. However, you all can see Obsessed when it theaters Friday.
Apr 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Ciara is back on her photo game…as that highlighted yaki sits atop her dome. I love and appreciate her as well as her crazy poses, but I’m not buying that damn album. I’m sorry, LoveFreakPotionSpell and whatever that other song was called were not enough for me to spend my last few coins on. After seeing the track listing for the album, I realized that I have heard damn near everything on there — and let’s just say, this Fantasy Ride is more like a Metro Bus Journey. No, thanks.
[ flicks spotted @ Necole Bitchie ]
Mar 5 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So the folks over at Glamour Magazine enlisted a few of today’s Hollywood females to portray some of America’s most iconic women, and someone thought it would be a great idea to have Alicia Keys pose as Michelle Obama. The ballots are in and the survey says: No. The photo is nice and Alicia is…tolerable, but Michelle Obama is not light-skinned! What was Gabrielle Union doing at the time of casting? I’m sorry, but ever since they replaced the original Aunt Viv with that other fair-skinned heifer on Fresh Prince, I’ve been touchy about this sort of thing. Re-shoot.
