In all honesty, I don’t know Jordin Sparks from a speck of shit on a wall. I get that she won American Idol and she has an annoying ass song about tattoos — whatever! I guess she has some amount of industry cred since she’s doing records with Chris Brown. Here’s a very dramatic video featuring the two.

Um, Jordin…I don’t think Rihanna is gonna appreciate you being all up in here twat-shaver’s circumference like this. Don’t get your ass whooped! 

T.I. says he doesn’t know when his Paper Trail LP will be released this year, but it was clear when he talked to us on Wednesday (February 12) that his competitive itch is coming out, though he’s still on house arrest while awaiting trial on gun-possession charges.

“It’s a lot of bullsh– out right now,” he told MTV News via phone from Atlanta. “I’m not gonna front. I feel it’s definitely about time for somebody to come back out and kick this thing back in gear. The rotation is suffering right now. I intend to do something about it. It’s just a matter of when.”

One record that is a lock to make the album is “Let My Beat Pound.”
 

“That’s gonna be a big record,” Tip said. “It’s a different record. It’s a record I approached differently, and it don’t sound like a typical T.I. record. It’s basically about when you got your first car, one of the first things was to make sure your [sound] system was right. [Oh Lord… — Kid Fury] The love for the boomin’ system. It has the sentiments of LL Cool J’s ‘Boomin’ System,’ but it kind of sounds like a Sir Mix-A-Lot [song]. It’s kinda got the mood and tempo of ‘Posse on Broadway,’ but it’s outta here.” [ source ]

Glad to hear that Cliff is still holding up and working hard. We really need more chicken wing-eating Negroes in the game, so the quicker he gets back the better.

[ Video via Nah Right ] 

First of all, I am in line with the comment 50 Cent made about the country not being ready for a black president. Racism is not as dead as people think it may be and odds are someone would, in fact, try to kill him. Either that or Obama would make one wrong move in the White House and all the “niggers” in the world would be to blame. That’s my opinion, anyway.

So, of course Curtis makes light of the situation by picking on Bill O’Rielly who called him a pinhead on his show. Bill hates anything to do with rap. I wish someone would employ Rick Ross, Lil’ Boosie, and Jim Jones to wait for him by his car one night. He’d shit himself.

Speaking of pop divas with grim futures — here’s a few new flicks from Nicole Scherzinger (just drop the last name, homie). The woman is gorgeous, but if her solo career sucked any harder, I’d have to nickname it Karrine. 

So, some virtuoso at BET.com thought it would be a grand idea to give Lil’ Mama a shot at a blog post. The result:

“I thought that I would have been a great person to have on the panel because I had a lot to say at the time.  And as far as degrading women by using “hoes” and “bitches” and having them half naked in the videos and stuff like that, they felt like they weren’t responsible, a lot of these rap guys. I feel like you are responsible because you’re a leader. Like me, I’m a young female artist, so young girls are gonna look up to me [and] say, ‘I wanna be Lil Mama.’ So, for another young guy, they’re gonna say, ‘I wanna be Nelly. I wanna be this person, I wanna be that person.’ And the women that are in their video, are the type of women that they wanna have around themselves. So that’s the point that I wanted to point out to the guys. What you do matter…because young kids are looking up to you like, I wanna do that too. And it’s not even about the girls, that make you hot. It’s whatever you do is hot. So for them to see it around you, they gon be like, ‘wow! He got girls. That make him hot? I want girls around me that don’t wear clothes.’”

Well said…horribly written, but I catch her drift.

Tyra Banks won’t stop ’cause she can’t stop!

The CW has green-lighted an untitled fashion-magazine reality series from Tyra Banks and Ken Mok, the duo behind the network’s No. 1 show, “America’s Next Top Model.”The series has received an eight-episode order and will begin production in April for a launch in late spring or summer. The show, which the CW unofficially describes as “The Devil Wears Prada” meets “The Assistant,” is eyed as a potential companion piece for “Top Model.”“It is a competition show about aspiring assistants looking to become assistant editors at a fashion magazine,” Mok said. “At the same time they’re trying to prove themselves as aspiring fashionistas, that they have a sense of style and savvyness, all the things to make it in the fashion world.” [ source ]

The power of the Forehead compels you!

Finally a Lil’ Mama video with a budget. Nice work.

Just to get the question out of the way…yes, that is a man dressed as Janet Jackson! He or she or it goes by the name of Britney Houston; a dancer who likes to perform little spoofs a popular videos. Go check the YouTube page.

I would just like to know what “Britney” does for a living. I mean, in my eyes if you have time to go about re-creating an entire music video like this, from the costumes to the settings, you must have a very uneventful life, otherwise. The shit is funny, though!

So, I ran into this photo on a large forum dedicated to Monica and that’s when I remembered that she was pregnant. Apparently, she loves kids — good for her! I still want to know who her first son’s real daddy is, but let’s not ruin the warm moment presently in front of us.

[insert “awwwww” here!]