Jul 27 2010
Written by Kid Fury
Can’t say I didn’t smell this one coming.
Musician Wyclef Jean is thinking about running for President of Haiti, CNN’s Sara Holbrooke reported on a blog post. The Haitian-American told CNN, “I can’t sing forever,” and that he’s already filled out the paperwork required for a presidential run. The French-language Canadian publication Le Droit first reported the story over the weekend, and suggested that Jean could be in a good position to battle the rampant corruption of his Caribbean homeland since he’s already wealthy. [CBS News]
Well, it’s always marvelous to see our people going out and making a difference. I wasn’t going to announce this so soon, but I am thinking about running for president of Obama’s Beauty Supply and South Miami Heights. I believe that with my wit and vigor, ice cream trucks will once again roam the streets in the hood, prices of yaki will drop, and Red Lobster will bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp!
Feb 11 2010
Written by Kid Fury
When I’m having a really rough time and can’t get my chin up, I think to myself…”I could really use a new Rihanna video today!”, and that’s just what I get.
The new flick for “Rude Boy”, Rihanna’s 3rd Rated R single, just hit the net. The song is basically about big penises, their ability to gain erections, and rough intercourse — just in case you were wondering. The video is more like a mix of clips from M.I.A., Major Lazer, Solange, and a hint of Kitty Kat.
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Oct 12 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Look who it is!
Little Miss Half-Head was serving scalp in Louisiana recently during a club performance. Notice the gigantic Chanel jacket Cassie is trotting around in. In my mind, I see her leaving Diddy’s hotel room with no clothes on and begging him to borrow the jacket for the night — he agreed.
Cassie’s sophomore album, Electro Love, is still sitting on an unofficial 2010 release date.
Sep 28 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Aunt Camel Jockey was popping, spinning, and dipping for Singapore on Saturday, while her lacefront of dreams sashayed through the stage fan breeze. You can always count on that wig to give you a marvelous photo! That thing has a mind of its own — no wonder she never changes it.
Sep 14 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Oprah ‘nem (because after Oprah, everybody else is ‘nem) made appearances at the Toronto press conference for the upcoming film Precious, yesterday. Mariah Carey is giving me Vision of Love in these photos and it’s wonderful. Sherri Shepard…well you’ll see.
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Sep 14 2009
Written by Kid Fury
All this buzz surrounding other celebrity debacles completely overshadowed the birth of Lauren London’s little Weezy F. Baby!
… it’s been confirmed Weezy is officially a father for the third time.
A representative for Lauren London confirmed to MTV News on Sunday (September 13) that London gave birth on Wednesday, along with information in a statement released Saturday to HipHollywood.com.
“Lauren London and Dwayne Carter welcomed their healthy baby boy into the world on 09-09-09,” the rep said in a released statement. “Everyone is happy and well.” [source]
I’m sure Reginae is feeling some type of way about all of these “friends” that she has popping up all over the place. New life is always a beautiful thing, though. Nivea, we’re just waiting on you, girl.
Sep 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Look who’s popped back up on the scene with a new hair-hat! Keri Hilson was bumrushed by the ‘razzi at My House Lounge in LA yesterday, and she was looking decent. I prefer these strands over the shorter look that everyone is going for these days, but what do I know? My Geisha knee-cap wig hasn’t even come in the mail yet!
Aug 31 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Great Aunt Whitney is home and she still knows us. Here she is on the cover of Ebony, looking Photoshop-free and as pure as the tang that drips out of Dwight Eubanks’ ears. Whitney’s new album, I Look To You, is in stores today and you better be on your way to Target to snag your copy.
Oh, it feels like Thanksgiving dinner is going to be peaceful this year.
Aug 24 2009
Written by Kid Fury
…post pictures of Forhedda, because you know you can always find new ones. The Vamp of St. Michael, BA, took some time off from running “the town” to head to the recording studio in NYC last night. Fancy that shit! At least she’s not shopping, leaving a restaurant or hanging by the hairs of Chris Brown’s chinny-chin-chin. The girl is actually working, so I won’t give her too much.
Aug 21 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Katrina and her exaggerated jewelry stopped by Flo Rida’s new video shoot for a cameo. Those edges are slicked to the side like NeNe Leake’s breasts. See, this is how you overcome The Carter Cock — stay flashy and continue to get your own money. These other hoes are pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen eating Ritz Crackers and corned beef hash. Remember these wise words.
Check Ms. Trina using her skills from the stripper days after the jump.
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