…every day of every week. Wha-Wha!
The Real Housewives star flew above all the haters this week and invited fans out to her Atlanta boutique, TAGS, for a a pole-dancing lesson. The retail industry is vicious and a bitch has gotta make these sales…even if it means the owner has to put together a Hoe Shit workshop. Don’t judge Kandi — I hear CitiTrends is working on a Spin It Like A Spinning Top Seminar hosted by Sissy Nobby! Sign up before all the spots fill up!
Rhymes With Snitch has the rest!
Family, I come to you bringing troubling news regarding the site. You might have noticed that I haven’t been updating very much these past few days. See, I have found a new way to hustle through this recession and it requires a hefty portion of my schedule, therefore stuffing this site with loads of fat-free fuckery has become quite difficult.
Do not fret, because I DO NOT plan on shutting The Fury down at all. I will still make sure to update the blog, along with The Fury TV and my Twitter account, however I want you all to know that the updates will not be as frequent, they may come at random times in random ways, and somedays I will not be able to update at all.
This glitch in the system will be TEMPORARY, so please BARE WITH ME. This is necessary to bring a major change to the site, so I can have a bigger and better product for you guys. I’m always going to promote Geisha, praise the Creole dynasty, make Chris Brown knuckle jokes, and show ya’ll love. So, don’t pour out your Peach Chek sodas for me just yet. Stick around and make yourself a plate in the back.
Thanks!
– Kid Fury
P.S. I am not selling bussy…times ain’t that damn hard.
The Limited Edition Bratz Doll let her chest cannons free for the latest cover of GQ Magazine. Is it just me or does this girl love being naked? Well she looks great, so if you’ve got it, I guess you should flaunt it. Maybe I’ll change my header to a photo of me doing a split in some Calvin Klein drawers, while eating a bag of FunYuns in a sexual manner. That oughta increase the traffic!
Photos spotted at RihannaDaily.com!
I call her Wanita, because “D. Woods” just sounds stupid and that ain’t her damn name. Anyway, the thickest abandoned Bad Boy puppy is preparing the launch of her solo album, The Gray Area, which is expected to drop on December 8th. Above is the video for her lead single, “Legalize Me”.
Survey says: Girl, good day!
This shit looks like every Danity Kane video rolled into one, like a very cold Hot Pocket. The song is cute, but I’m not spending my Black Friday coins on this album at all. I appreciate that Wanita is three-quarter hoodrat, but she better team up with her sister — sign to Young Money and get paid for doing nothing.
One of Frankie’s infamous pups has ripped a page from Mama, I Wanna Sing! and is taking steps towards stardom! Feast your eyes on Elite and her breasts! The days of recurring roles on her older siblings’ reality shows are over! Miss Thing is here to serve you hoodrat pussy couture in her own special way! Deal with it!
Feel free to indulge yourself in Elite’s Ester Dean vocals after the cut.
Let’s just cut to the chase: Where the hell is this heffa’s album? I’m tired of seeing her upper-lip on everybody’s red carpet and Ustream footage. Don’t get me wrong, Teyana Taylor is one talented pooch — that’s partly why I want her to release some music…and maybe a bonus voguing DVD.
Anyway, these pretty pics are promo shots for Teyana’s new lip gloss line, Dope Lips. You can get more info at the official website, but Lord knows I don’t give damn.
More flicks over at Concrete Loop.
The Grand High Honeysuckle Creole was once again stomping her heels in Tokyo slinging Samantha Thavasa’s Disney inspired purses. Solange was not there to make an appearance this time, so I assume she was either too busy or the Japanese people are no longer feeling that part in her hair. Either way, the head of the Jambalaya Dynasty is here and you shall bask in her essence.
Shouts out to BigLilKim of Twitter for the photo — as I log the hell out.
Never mind the title.
Weezy Makes Babies is all over Europe doing shows and swinging his dreads. All the while, he probably continues to record remixes to your favorite artists records in the back of his tour bus. Such a hardworking iguana goblin centipede rapper. Cutting across the sea, Baby Mama #4, Nivea, was shaking her baby bump at a party in ATL. Footage is below.
Female rappers are so damn tragic these days. I’ve loved Shawnna since jersey dresses, but like other rap chicks, she just up and disappeared one day. Now, she’s coming back…with her back stacked! I don’t know how I feel about this shit. I’m gonna have to get with Geisha and Khia so we can come up with a conclusion.
