Jul 27 2010
Written by Kid Fury

…every day of every week. Wha-Wha!
The Real Housewives star flew above all the haters this week and invited fans out to her Atlanta boutique, TAGS, for a a pole-dancing lesson. The retail industry is vicious and a bitch has gotta make these sales…even if it means the owner has to put together a Hoe Shit workshop. Don’t judge Kandi — I hear CitiTrends is working on a Spin It Like A Spinning Top Seminar hosted by Sissy Nobby! Sign up before all the spots fill up!
Rhymes With Snitch has the rest!
Dec 7 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Nicki Minaj and Trina put it down this past weekend for their joint birthday bash at Club Miami in ATL. All the Barbies, Miami divas, Tracphone Holders, and Pound Puppies came out to play. Where were you?
I’m trying to figure out what is going on with those corsets, and Nicki’s cotton candy surprise makeup. Oh, and that wig is up there dancing like Sissy Nobby. There are just so many things taking place — but I will remain a loyal Minaj stan. Your foul comments shall not break me or the dedicated tulip below.
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Nov 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I’m done. I truly don’t have the time or the patience for this. You all have a blessed weekend!
[via Skinny Black Guy]
In
Ain't This Some Shit?,
Bitch You Tried It!,
Chile.....,
How To Be A Lady by Tiny & Toya,
Jesus! I Need You!,
My Lacefront Is My Life!,
Put It In Prayer,
Setting Us Back To Slavery!,
That's A Damn Shame,
WTF?!,
Why?,
You Doing The Most!,
You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!
Nov 16 2009
Written by Kid Fury
One of Frankie’s infamous pups has ripped a page from Mama, I Wanna Sing! and is taking steps towards stardom! Feast your eyes on Elite and her breasts! The days of recurring roles on her older siblings’ reality shows are over! Miss Thing is here to serve you hoodrat pussy couture in her own special way! Deal with it!
Feel free to indulge yourself in Elite’s Ester Dean vocals after the cut.
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Oct 9 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Diamond is tired of bitches like Star Jones, Aunt Viv, and Rocsi making it hard for women like her.
Star Jones and Vivica A. Fox may want to take shelter: Their former pal, LisaRaye McCoy, says they did her wrong – and she’s going to use her new reality show to prove it.
First up is former “View” co-host Jones, who raised McCoy’s ire by supposedly supporting Misick after the divorce. “LisaRaye hosted Star at her home in the Turks & Caicos for three weeks when Star was going through her divorce from Al Reynolds,” says a source close to the TV One series. “When the tables turned and McCoy’s marriage ended, Star was helping LisaRaye’s husband.”
McCoy says she was also double-crossed by former best friend Fox, who allegedly shared McCoy’s most intimate secrets with Misick. “LisaRaye hasn’t spoken to Vivica since,” said the source. [ source ]
According to the report, you can also expect LisaRaye to drag Rocsi and Duane Martin through the mud as well. The show will supposedly “make The Real Housewives of Atlanta look like a gathering of church ladies.”
Sep 30 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Female rappers are so damn tragic these days. I’ve loved Shawnna since jersey dresses, but like other rap chicks, she just up and disappeared one day. Now, she’s coming back…with her back stacked! I don’t know how I feel about this shit. I’m gonna have to get with Geisha and Khia so we can come up with a conclusion.
Sep 14 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I might as well get it out of the way and out of my system. The Internet is giving Lil Mama the business after he dragged his uninvited testicles onstage during Jay-Z’s performance of “Empire State of Mind” during last night’s VMAs. This is the same butch queen that was telling another transgendered women to act like a lady.
Shade Moss is doing the most these days and I’m not a fan of his antics at all. He’s lucky Solange and Matthew didn’t snatch him up by the roots and toss that ass out into the streets like a javelin. My Lord.
Update: Lil Mama Apologizes! Twitter Continues to Pick On Her.
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Sep 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Look who’s popped back up on the scene with a new hair-hat! Keri Hilson was bumrushed by the ‘razzi at My House Lounge in LA yesterday, and she was looking decent. I prefer these strands over the shorter look that everyone is going for these days, but what do I know? My Geisha knee-cap wig hasn’t even come in the mail yet!
Aug 31 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I know Nivea is pregnant, but DAMN! Did she eat Lauren London? There has got to be a bag of sand or something underneath that dress! She looks so…well fed. I just can’t.
(pics via Generation Hip-Hop)
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Aug 24 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Isn’t she wonderful? Shad Moss got all dolled up for J’Adore Magazine with a new photo shoot fit for a mighty butch queen. You can’t take the sauciness, can you?