This gargoyle goblin girl has fucked up for the last time. I officially give up on her and let the record show that she has no hope and no love in this part of the apartment complex. Thank you and good night.
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Jul 15 2009
Girl, Get Out!
Jun 29 2009The 2009 EBT ClusterFuck
You all may consider this my coverage of this year’s BET Awards, and this is way more than that piece of shit show deserves. I’m not going to name all the reasons that BET Networks should be painting Satan’s toe nails in hell, because I’m liable to get upset all over again. However, if you’d like to drop your opinion on the festivities, feel free.
May 22 2009I Can’t! I Won’t! I Refuse!
Friday fuckery is usually the most potent, as you can plainly see. I don’t know what Little Boy Blue is doing in this astonishing photo, but it’s making me feel like Ciely after Albert slapped her ass bloody in that field.
Please count all the things wrong with this picture…if you can find the time.
Apr 28 2009Sunday’s Worst!
Either Schatar (aka Hottie from Flavor of Love) caught the swine flu or her local Popeye’s just ran out of chicken. I’m not sure who or what is to blame for this shit, but it damn sure ain’t Jesus! If homegirl is shooting for her own reality show, this is the wrong way to go about getting it.
Fresh, I curse you for introducing me to this madness.
Jul 1 2008Ne-Yo – Not His Damn Song!
Ne-Yo, if you don’t sit your Corn Nut head ass down somewhere, it is going to be a problem. This has to be the elite fuckery footage of the day. First, of all this “A Milli” craze is becoming a plague. I have heard about 5,000 versions of it and almost all of them are garbage. This is one of the worst — and the fact that Ne-Yo made a video for it (when it’s not even his song)…I’m not dealing with this bullshit today.
Mar 27 2008Let Us Pray
I think it is safe to say that Lil’ Mama has a style all her own…a style I shall neither understand nor shall I enable. My little rap friend just doesn’t seem to give a damn sometimes, as you can plainly see. A grandma sweater, snow hat, and whatever is lying around in the cardboard boxes at the Goodwill — there you have her outfit.
I won’t give up on L’Mama, but it is hard to keep the faith when she is taking pictures looking like a little Russian lumberjack named Kasheef.
[ pics courtesy of Lil-MamaOnline ]
Mar 20 2008Teyana Taylor – Google Me
I’m sorry. I want to be nice, but somebody has to say this.
Are you trying to tell me that this is the best Pharrell could do for his artist’s first video? Teyana is a young woman with the potential to be big. She has a decent voice, a nice rap flow, and impeccable style. However, first impressions are everything and I have seen better music videos on Sesame Street. Star Trak could have pitched in something a little extra for this mess.
Better luck next time, girl.
Feb 22 2008On Black History Month?
What in the upcoming VH1 reality show hell is this fuckery? Plies, I am holding you fully accountable for allowing all the local hoes, heifers, shones, skanks, skeezers, dykes, cumguzzlers, and hoodrats to display their true colors on this the month of our people’s history. I don’t know what a “Bust It Baby” is, but if they’re anything like these ladies, I’m gonna vote no.
Someone call Bootz & Buckeey and reserve them spots on the show.
[Thanks CheezyDodo]
Feb 21 2008I Vote Hell Nah!
I seriously need to know who approved this album cover so I may drop a steaming bag of dog-shit on his/her font porch. It’s clear that Khia has another album on the way (a true thug misses never quits). All that is well and good, because I usually never hear her shit anyway, but nobody needs to be exposed to this kind of torture…dry underarms, I mean really!
What did the drum ever do to you, Khia?
Feb 8 2008Fantasia Deville
