I think it is safe to say that Lil’ Mama has a style all her own…a style I shall neither understand nor shall I enable. My little rap friend just doesn’t seem to give a damn sometimes, as you can plainly see. A grandma sweater, snow hat, and whatever is lying around in the cardboard boxes at the Goodwill — there you have her outfit.

I won’t give up on L’Mama, but it is hard to keep the faith when she is taking pictures looking like a little Russian lumberjack named Kasheef.

[ pics courtesy of Lil-MamaOnline ]

I’m sorry. I want to be nice, but somebody has to say this.

Are you trying to tell me that this is the best Pharrell could do for his artist’s first video? Teyana is a young woman with the potential to be big. She has a decent voice, a nice rap flow, and impeccable style. However, first impressions are everything and I have seen better music videos on Sesame Street. Star Trak could have pitched in something a little extra for this mess.

Better luck next time, girl.

What in the upcoming VH1 reality show hell is this fuckery? Plies, I am holding you fully accountable for allowing all the local hoes, heifers, shones, skanks, skeezers, dykes, cumguzzlers, and hoodrats to display their true colors on this the month of our people’s history. I don’t know what a “Bust It Baby” is, but if they’re anything like these ladies, I’m gonna vote no.

Someone call Bootz & Buckeey and reserve them spots on the show.

[Thanks CheezyDodo]

I seriously need to know who approved this album cover so I may drop a steaming bag of dog-shit on his/her font porch. It’s clear that Khia has another album on the way (a true thug misses never quits). All that is well and good, because I usually never hear her shit anyway, but nobody needs to be exposed to this kind of torture…dry underarms, I mean really!

What did the drum ever do to you, Khia?

Unforgivable…absolutely unforgivable!

Do you see what the Flavor of Love causes? All I’m going to say is that this little boy needs to give his Aunt Pearlie back her Saturday club-hopping wig and her Sunday morning revival blouse. This shit is absolutely unacceptable!

More fuckery under the cut!

Boom Kack…what in the fiery pit of Fly Girl hell is this? Why do ignorant coloreds insist on ruining Black History Month?

First of all, whoever told Laurie Ann Gibson that it was acceptable for her to start a singing career deserves a beheading. If Fergie and Nick Cannon had a lovechild with cerebral palsy, he/she would sound better than this. Not to mention I honestly believe that the budget for this video was pulled from the leftover change in Cheri Dennis’ pantyhose.

Britney Houston, please do a remake to this!

Now I see how the plan all comes together. First Raz-B (aka The Boy Who Cried Rape) starts up some drama, then the other two fuel it, now…they’re making music again? You little bastards think you’re slick don’t you?

“Body Up” is their new song (it’s new to me anyway) and it is pure filth. Click here if you’d like to hear it. I’d rather dump a tub of sulfuric acid on my head than entertain this any further. I’m through.

Okay, what in the name of Darkwing Duck hell is this? Is that a dead crow perched atop D.Woods’ head? I’m going to need them to  flip and reverse this foolishness somewhere. Boo!