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Hoodrat Tracks

New Music: T.I. – Like That

New Music: T.I. – Like That

Clifford The Big Red Goon rhymes about the hoodrat trap trash that these kids like so much on the latest cut from his upcoming Trouble Man album. I just like looking at this single cover, honestly. [...]

May 15, 2012 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, New Music 7

Video: Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson – Ratchet Girl Anthem

Video: Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson – Ratchet Girl Anthem

The talented and hilarious Hudson brothers mix Worldstar, cigarillos and VH1 television to create their official “Ratchet Girl Anthem” video. The Youtube duo who posted the song online in January (with now over 25 million views) have also posted the track on iTunes. This gives me bits of the life I had hoped I would [...]

April 27, 2012 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Hoodrat Tracks, Videos 31

Brian McKnight Wants To Show You How Your Pu**y Works!

Brian McKnight Wants To Show You How Your Pu**y Works!

Apparently Brian McKnight has reappeared with plans of releasing an “adult mixtape” in the near future. His first project is a song called “If You’re Ready To Learn” where he offers to teach women the advanced skills of their vaginas such as squirting. These lyrics are working over a 10-piece nugget meal that I ate [...]

April 24, 2012 Kid Fury Hit The Daddy Stroke!, Hoodrat Tracks, I Vote No!, You Are Too Old For This! 55

Crunk Ain’t Dead, But Black History Month Is…

Crunk Ain’t Dead, But Black History Month Is…

First of all, I’m convinced that Crunkcoco is just Ciara with her wig removed after a glass of Nicki Minaj’s go-go juice. I don’t see it for her antics and clearly her parent/guardian doesn’t see it either. Now I don’t know what this video was supposed to accomplish, but your cousins really have to stop [...]

February 23, 2012 Kid Fury Ch....., Hoodrat Tracks, The Devil Is A Liar!, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 39

New Music: Khia – Pussy Bill

New Music: Khia – Pussy Bill

It’s been ages since Khia Joe Young has showered us with her hoodrat blessings. She’s been so busy trying to read the rich and famous on her blogspot page. Now here she is with a new ratchet track for your weekend. It’s called “Pussy Bill” which actually samples one of the rapper’s own classic album [...]

January 21, 2012 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, New Music 21

Queen Khia Gets A Classy “Loungified” Cover

Queen Khia Gets A Classy “Loungified” Cover

While we still have our rights to act ratchet and throw around copywritten property, I wholeheartedly suggest that you listen to this song. Singer/comedian, Richard Cheese, transforms Khia’s one-hit “My Neck, My Beck” into a jingly lounge record and it’s the greatest thing since lubricated condoms. Please press play! [...]

January 19, 2012 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, YAAASSSSS!!! 21

Hoodrat Track Of The Week: Rated R

Hoodrat Track Of The Week: Rated R

I missed our special little feature of weekly hoodrat tracks, so I’ve decided to bring it back like a Travis Porter groupie! This week’s ghetto jam comes from Rated R with “Good Pussy”. Grab your red cups and make that booty talk on a jock. It’s Friday! [...]

September 9, 2011 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, YAAASSSSS!!! 11

CitiTrend Belts, Virgin Mobile Cameras, & Attitude

CitiTrend Belts, Virgin Mobile Cameras, & Attitude

I’d like to Fed-Ex a basket of thanks and hot wings to MissB for sending me such a life-changing music video. This elegant rap diva goes by the name Prada and this is her hard-hitting track, “I’m F-ckin Yo N-gga”. Fall into what she’s providing here — an outfit courtesy of The Flea, a bass-heavy [...]

June 22, 2011 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Party Of One!, When Tragic Negroes Attack! 59

Hoodrat Tracks

Hoodrat Tracks

Keeping up with the hoodrat undertones of this website, I thought I would bring back one my favorite features — Hoodrat Tracks! Now this here is a record from a Miami artist by the name of Reese Head (I don’t name these people) featuring Lucky. The song is called “Dhatt” which seems to be some [...]

August 19, 2010 Kid Fury Hoodrat Tracks, YAAASSSSS!!! 5

Geisha Walks With Her Kitty!

Geisha Walks With Her Kitty!

Of course, I will forever pledge allegiance to Nicki Minaj and her truck load of wigs (deal with it), however that does not mean I have forgotten about the original Geisha! Dade County’s rap diva/hood stylist is still making her rounds in these streets — recording hits and keeping this Miami birds jazzy is a [...]

July 26, 2010 Kid Fury Are You Not Entertained?, Geisha For President!, Hoodrat Tracks 24