Hoodrat Tracks

Clifford The Big Red Goon rhymes about the hoodrat trap trash that these kids like so much on the latest cut from his upcoming Trouble Man album. I just like looking at this single cover, honestly. [...]

The talented and hilarious Hudson brothers mix Worldstar, cigarillos and VH1 television to create their official “Ratchet Girl Anthem” video. The Youtube duo who posted the song online in January (with now over 25 million views) have also posted the track on iTunes. This gives me bits of the life I had hoped I would [...]

Apparently Brian McKnight has reappeared with plans of releasing an “adult mixtape” in the near future. His first project is a song called “If You’re Ready To Learn” where he offers to teach women the advanced skills of their vaginas such as squirting. These lyrics are working over a 10-piece nugget meal that I ate [...]

First of all, I’m convinced that Crunkcoco is just Ciara with her wig removed after a glass of Nicki Minaj’s go-go juice. I don’t see it for her antics and clearly her parent/guardian doesn’t see it either. Now I don’t know what this video was supposed to accomplish, but your cousins really have to stop [...]

It’s been ages since Khia Joe Young has showered us with her hoodrat blessings. She’s been so busy trying to read the rich and famous on her blogspot page. Now here she is with a new ratchet track for your weekend. It’s called “Pussy Bill” which actually samples one of the rapper’s own classic album [...]

While we still have our rights to act ratchet and throw around copywritten property, I wholeheartedly suggest that you listen to this song. Singer/comedian, Richard Cheese, transforms Khia’s one-hit “My Neck, My Beck” into a jingly lounge record and it’s the greatest thing since lubricated condoms. Please press play! [...]

I missed our special little feature of weekly hoodrat tracks, so I’ve decided to bring it back like a Travis Porter groupie! This week’s ghetto jam comes from Rated R with “Good Pussy”. Grab your red cups and make that booty talk on a jock. It’s Friday! [...]

I’d like to Fed-Ex a basket of thanks and hot wings to MissB for sending me such a life-changing music video. This elegant rap diva goes by the name Prada and this is her hard-hitting track, “I’m F-ckin Yo N-gga”. Fall into what she’s providing here — an outfit courtesy of The Flea, a bass-heavy [...]

Keeping up with the hoodrat undertones of this website, I thought I would bring back one my favorite features — Hoodrat Tracks! Now this here is a record from a Miami artist by the name of Reese Head (I don’t name these people) featuring Lucky. The song is called “Dhatt” which seems to be some [...]

Of course, I will forever pledge allegiance to Nicki Minaj and her truck load of wigs (deal with it), however that does not mean I have forgotten about the original Geisha! Dade County’s rap diva/hood stylist is still making her rounds in these streets — recording hits and keeping this Miami birds jazzy is a [...]