Of course, I will forever pledge allegiance to Nicki Minaj and her truck load of wigs (deal with it), however that does not mean I have forgotten about the original Geisha! Dade County’s rap diva/hood stylist is still making her rounds in these streets — recording hits and keeping this Miami birds jazzy is a full-time job!
I beg you to get your life from one of Geisha’s latest tracks “Walk’n Wit Dis Pussy”. Ladies and butch queens, I believe this should be your new anthem. Get into this woman’s lyrical genius!
I walk up in the club, lean back because my pussy heavy!
It’s been a while since our last dose of hoodrat tunes, but that super-gutter, Black & Mild music is back! I have actually been meaning to post this record for a while — Black Shades by Brisco, featuring Jacki-O, Billy Blue, and BallGreezy (YES, I said Ballgreezy!). This is for all you fools who wear shades at night to hide your drugged up eyes from the nightlife. Who’s got the Solo cups?
The hoodrat portion of this site has been ignored for far too long…and so has the Thug Misses! Now that I have Geisha in my life, Khia sort of took a seat in the back next to the lettuce and the La Chat records. Well no more! I’m giving THE QUEEN today’s hoodrat track spot. This record speaks for itself, so I’ll just let you listen to it. Brace yourself!
While I’m in the Apple store waiting for a friend and cursing out security with quotes by Geisha, I figured I’d give you loyal readers a new hoodrat track. The record is called “I’m A Zoe” by an artist named Black Da Da. They blast this shit all around the city, probably due to the large Haitian population in Miami. I’m not crazy about the song, but I needed something to post and the evil security guard is a Zoe — voilà!
One thing I recently learned about Hood Rat Tracks is that they don’t even have to feature a hood rat artist. Nope, down here we will just take your favorite jam and speed that bitch up, so we can hit the venue and make our glutes speak Creole. Damn near any song can be a rump-shaker if you increase the tempo — a lot of them sound better that way! Case in point, “Make It Funky” by Will.i.am. Oh, we made it funky AND hood rat, bitch!
It’s been a minute, since I’ve posted a Hood Rat Track. However, my lovely reader Alecia has inspired me to bring it back. Now I must warn you; the fuckery in this video is extremely potent and might leave the weak with a case of brain trauma. Even I am still unsure of what’s going on. I urge you, if you are new to this site, approach with caution and if you start foaming at the mouth, blame Alecia — she sent it to me.
Now that Kyle/Keisha of College Hill gave me a shout out on UStream.com, I have to take some time out to reflect on the joys of life. Actually I’m just going out of town, so I won’t be able to update the site today. However, I will leave all my fellow hoodrats with a little something to twirk their muffins to — “Stick Drill” by Reggie Cash Flow featuring A Bunch Of Other Rapping Niggas. Miami stand up and hit the Front Back.
Today’s Hoodrat Track is new to me and I was a little hesitant to post it based on the title — “Mr. Hit Dat Hoe”. I assumed this was going to be a new Chris Brown record, but apparently it’s just two Negroes talking about dancing. I could get loose to this in the club.
Hoodrat Tracks never cease to amaze and entertain me. I thought we’d slow it on down this Wednesday evening with a new banger called “Cotton Candy Coochie”. If you aren’t flicking your shoes off and giving God thanks, I don’t know why you’re still here. Shouts to Karrie B for sending me this marvel. iLive.
