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Amanda Bynes Being Held For Mental Evaluation After Starting Fire In Neighbor’s Driveway

Amanda Bynes Being Held For Mental Evaluation After Starting Fire In Neighbor’s Driveway

Well it looks like Amanda Bynes will finally be taking a break from calling people ugly on Twitter and she will instead get all the help her looney ass needs. The child star has been hospitalized on a 5150 hold after she started a fire in the driveway of a random neighbor last night. The [...]

July 23, 2013 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?! 61

Amanda Bynes Brought To Court Hearing Looking Like…Hell

Amanda Bynes Brought To Court Hearing Looking Like…Hell

Listen, keep Amanda Bynes on your prayer list. The TV star was recently arrested for reckless endangerment after she allegedly threw a foot long marijuana bong out of her 36th floor apartment in Midtown New York. Authorities brought Amanda to court this morning and your girl was looking like they hauled her out of the [...]

May 24, 2013 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?! 54

The Game Brings Out “Jesus” During LA Concert [Video]

The Game Brings Out “Jesus” During LA Concert [Video]

The Game has been trying all of God’s nerves with his new Jesus Piece album, but these latest shenanigans are a sesame seared ass fool. During the opening of his album release concert at LA’s House of Blues, the rapper had a man dressed as White Jesus Billy Bob Christ appear on stage and place [...]

December 12, 2012 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?! 33

Usher Breaks Down In Court After “Bad Dad” Shade

Usher Breaks Down In Court After “Bad Dad” Shade

This whole custody battle between Usher and Tameka the Roast Beast is getting messier by the day, and of course TMZ is on site for all the Lipton. There was raw emotion in the courthouse today when the R&B star broke down in tears after his ex-wife’s attorney revealed photos of him partying in Europe [...]

May 22, 2012 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?! 29

The Catholic League Isn’t Here For Nicki Minaj

The Catholic League Isn’t Here For Nicki Minaj

We all knew it was coming. The Catholic League isn’t here for Nicki Minaj, Roman or their religious shenanigans. League president, Bill Donahue had quite a read and a drag lined up for Nicki, who he says was “fresh off looking like a fool with Madonna at the Super Bowl.” [...]

February 15, 2012 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?!, The Life of a Barbie Girl 24

Drake’s Period Returns: Talks Rihanna Pain, Marrying Nicki Minaj, & His Lonely Heart

Drake’s Period Returns: Talks Rihanna Pain, Marrying Nicki Minaj, & His Lonely Heart

Drizzy: The Hip-Hop Eeyore recently spoke to Elle in preparation for his sophomore album, Take Care, that drops next month. In his usual wrist-slitting fashion, Aubrey discussed the pain of having Rihanna eat his heart as roti, his fake marriage to Nicki Minaj, and masturbating to nude photos because fame is a lonely place. On [...]

October 13, 2011 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?!, Somebody Needs A Hug 19

Odd Future Lands TV Series On Adult Swim

Odd Future Lands TV Series On Adult Swim

Odd Bebe’s Kids Praise God Beat Them All will be draggin ruckus and dirty fingernails to your idiot box next year. The rao collective just scored a live-action series on Adult Swim titled Loiter Squad. With Dickhouse Entertainment in the production seat, the show is already being thought of as Jackass For Colored Girls. You [...]

September 9, 2011 Kid Fury Ahhhhh Here It Goes!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, Who Approved This? 10

iCan’t: Her Vagina Ain’t Handicapped

iCan’t: Her Vagina Ain’t Handicapped

I’m going to take a walk down Flatbush Avenue, contemplate my status in the world, and possibly jump in front of an MTA vehicle. If you don’t hear from me by this time tomorrow, I probably offed myself. You can blame this girl, our sister in Christ. [...]

June 16, 2011 Kid Fury Are You Not Entertained?, Chile, You So Deep!, Elite Fuckery!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, I Vote No!, Party Of One!, Well I'll Be Damned!, WTF?! 50

Hair Hold The Hell Up: 50 Cent

Hair Hold The Hell Up: 50 Cent

I go on a small trip and this fuckery creeps it’s way into our IP addresses — unacceptable shade. I need someone to explain why Curtis Jackson’s head looks like a sweaty pig pissed on a bird’s nest. Tell me right damn now! [...]

June 15, 2011 Kid Fury Hair Hold Up, Have You Tried My Jesus?! 23

Bishop Eddie Long’s Church May Soon Collapse

Bishop Eddie Long’s Church May Soon Collapse

Reports are now stating that Bishop Daddy Longstroke’s New Birth Missonary Baptist Church may be on it’s way to downfall very soon, after he settled his sexual misconduct case out of court and dodged trial. The source at NewsOne dropped three strikes on the Bishop as proof that his church is done for. 1. The [...]

June 3, 2011 Kid Fury Have You Tried My Jesus?!, Hit The Daddy Stroke!, That's A Damn Shame 8