Yeah, she still exists — witness life after Diddy empties your pockets and leaves you for dead.
Anyway, after a bunch of rambling about supposed reality shows and other nonsense, Babs Bunny announced that her tongue is fond of both male and female genitalia. Tell us something we did not already know, girl. I’m more concerned about that ponytail that you’ve been rocking for five years. I wonder if Geisha does house calls.
Push your breasts up!
Until Da Brat gets home, you lovely gals have Young Melo to munch your carpets. Introduce yourselves! She is here to bring sexy back — and that’s a fact! Honestly, I was a little worried about her respiratory condition when I watched this. Homegirl sounded like she was craving a honey baked ham and a shot of oxygen. Anyway, I’m proud to say I made it through 57 entire seconds of this video and you can thank Domishauntel for sending it in.
Of course, it’s party time.
America’s #1 Mouf Breever, Sean Combs, recently had a Motown-themed birthday celebration for his 40th at The Plaza in NYC. There were performances by Al Green, Doug E. Fresh, Trey Songz, and others — wind was blowin’ and people was dancing and shit [© Eddie Levert]!
The ladies and gentlequeens down south do not play when it comes to their pageants! After this little latin boy in drag walked away with the title of Miss Gay Brazil, another very angry contestant ripped that hair off and Fed-exed it to Jesus! Nobody likes a sore loser, except when this type of shit happens — thats when I love it! Sheree, are you watching this?
What’s solitary confinement to a goblin?
Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to felony gun possession in a Manhattan courtroom on Thursday (October 22) stemming from a July 2007 arrest following his first headlining concert in New York. The rapper will be sentenced to one year in prison as a part of his plea deal and must also give up his passport. Wayne quietly told the judge yes when asked if he understood the terms of the plea he was making.
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Wayne will be sentenced in February 2010 and is expected to serve eight to 10 months, assuming good behavior. He must also appear in court in December for a parole update. [source]
Sooo, does this mean no Rebirth?
Now you all know there has to be some major movement going on in the Earth’s foundation for me to be posting shit on a Saturday. Especially, when I’m just about to hit the club for some ass-shaking and body-rocking in the name of Becky. However, I need to let you readers have it. Why did nobody inform me that Dwight Eubanks (aka Ms. Astonishing Pussy) has his own show in the works? I thought ya’ll loved me!
Behind The Purple Door is a reality show capturing all the drama, excitement, and cuntasticness that comes along with styling hair with Madame Eubanks! To hell with The Real Houseflies of Atlanta — I need this on my DVR now!!!
