When you all figure it out, let me know. I didn’t watch more than 32 seconds. Blame Agent007GC for leaving this on my doorstep.
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Dec 7 2009
The Church Is Not Amused…
Nov 20 2009Wig Snatching Defined
The ladies and gentlequeens down south do not play when it comes to their pageants! After this little latin boy in drag walked away with the title of Miss Gay Brazil, another very angry contestant ripped that hair off and Fed-exed it to Jesus! Nobody likes a sore loser, except when this type of shit happens — thats when I love it! Sheree, are you watching this?
In Bitch You Tried It!,Fall Into The Shade!,Get Your Life Queen!,God Don't Like Ugly!,Have A Gay 'Ol Time!,I Live!,Ms. All Da Way Live,My Lacefront Is My Life!,Now That's A Bad Bitch!,Somebody Needs A Hug,Stomp The Pavement Queen!,Sucks To Be You.,That's A Damn Shame,There's An App For That!,YAAASSSSS!!!,You Lose!,You Mad?,You...Better...Work!Nov 18 2009Father of MJ’s Molestation Accuser Commits Suicide!
Evan Chandler, the dentist father of the boy who accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in the early ’90s, is dead.
Reports from various sources say that Chandler, 65, committed suicide at his luxury condo in Jersey City, New Jersey. The 800 square foot rental apartment in Liberty Towers was a far cry from Chandler’s pre-Jackson scandal world in Beverly Hills where he was a dentist to the stars and an aspiring screenwriter.
Sources also say that Chandler, whose real last name was Charmatz, had been on the outs with his son, Jordan, since an incident involving the police in 2006. According to public records, Evan Chandler still owed his public defender in that case $95.00.
Jordy Chandler accused Michael Jackson of molestation in 1993. The result was a settlement in which Jackson paid the Chandlers more than $20 million. The case never went to trial, but it forever tarnished Jackson. It did cause a rift between Jordy and his mother, June, from whom he was estranged until recently. [ READ MORE ]
The man will be dealt with in his afterlife — that’s all I have to say about that.
Nov 3 2009Really? In 2009, Foxy?
On some random track that nobody particularly gives a damn about, Foxy Brown has emerged taking shots at Lil Kim once again.
“Catch me at [?] at the bar/but motherfuckers will never see me dancing with the stars/never, will I embarrass my borough/I’m too thorough/dark-skinned bitches we here now”
Everyone open up your Hip-Hop 101 textbooks to page 374. It reads: This is why female rappers can’t anywhere! Nobody is trying to hear you bring up beef from elementary school! When it’s all said and done, Lil Mama is hosting TV shows, while Kim danced with the stars and Foxy is rolling around on Rick Ross’ belly. They both lose.
Nov 3 2009Clearly, Man Down: Code 10
“Shout out to Hennessy!”Oh, I love when the Lord provides simple blessings such as these! Our beloved Frankie somehow found herself on Judge Mathis after a hater of the pimp game sued her for $5,000. Suffice it to say, there were plenty of TV show plugs and ex-crackhead antics to make the heart burst in delight!
Oct 29 2009The Devil Is A Liar!
They are literally giving reality shows to any and everybody. Beetlejuice, the Howard Stern radio personality and all-around boogawolf, was bobbing around Times Square yesterday promoting his upcoming show “This is Beetle”. The program will premiere on Howard TV and The Good Lord only knows what they will show. I can hardly look at that twisted mug of his in a photo — to hell with television.
I already have a show featuring a crazy Negroe with no teeth and crackhead antics. It’s called Frankie & Neffe. You’ve been dismissed.
Oct 7 2009Shouldn’t Have Given You Twitter: Khia
Never mind the 2nd grade language arts skills or the fact that Khia only has 227 twitter followers (a healthy equivalent to her album sales and trips to the crab shack), but throw your head back and take a dose of this shade. Apparently, the Thug Misses thinks Nick Cannon ought to take his mind off of Eminem and focus on Da Brat coming to snatch Mariah’s panties from underneath him.
Khia is always calling someone a bulldagger. I’m starting to think she’s munched a few carpets in her day. My suggestion to her would be to worry less about other artists and worry more about her own career, so we can all have some thing to get hoodrat to. 15 album sales at 7-Eleven ain’t gonna cut it.
Sep 22 2009Geisha To The Rescue!
Please pardon the lack of updates on here these past few days. I am currently sick and shut in, with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders and a bottle of Vicks by my side. This illness is clearly the work of Tina Knowles and her hocus pocus. So, if any of you have a remedy for Creole curses, let me know.
In the meantime, please enjoy this video of Geisha and her various fleamarket hairstyles.
Sep 11 2009More Shady Queens!
Wendy Williams is not having any of Chris Brown’s fucking guff. After Lil’ Street Fighter left a tweet calling Wendy Williams a man, the biggest queen of them all struck back with a low blow right to Chris’ coin purse.
It’s kind of funny, actually. I’m sure Wendy knows that people call her a man everyday, yet she chose to drop a backhand on this one. Some food for thought, folks!
