Yeah, I know I said I was going to do a long post dedicated to this topic, but I honestly do not have the energy. It’s 5am and I’m about to hit the floor like J. Lo.
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Nov 20 2009
Wig Snatching Defined
The ladies and gentlequeens down south do not play when it comes to their pageants! After this little latin boy in drag walked away with the title of Miss Gay Brazil, another very angry contestant ripped that hair off and Fed-exed it to Jesus! Nobody likes a sore loser, except when this type of shit happens — thats when I love it! Sheree, are you watching this?
In Bitch You Tried It!,Fall Into The Shade!,Get Your Life Queen!,God Don't Like Ugly!,Have A Gay 'Ol Time!,I Live!,Ms. All Da Way Live,My Lacefront Is My Life!,Now That's A Bad Bitch!,Somebody Needs A Hug,Stomp The Pavement Queen!,Sucks To Be You.,That's A Damn Shame,There's An App For That!,YAAASSSSS!!!,You Lose!,You Mad?,You...Better...Work!Nov 9 2009Chrissy Dynamite
No, this is not the cover to an upcoming Chris Brown mixtape! It is simply the work of the devil…well it’s actually the work of CMKDesigns, but fuckery is fuckery! Damn, now that Rihanna Mae Bullock has spilled all the tea on how the ass-whooping really went down, I guess Balrog is never gonna catch a break.
Oct 30 2009International Retail Creole
The Grand High Honeysuckle Creole Queen (you will say all of it and you will like it) and her mother have recently opened their first retail store for the House of Very Wrong in Korea. It was an exciting time for The Royal Crawfish Dynasty, although some smart ass gave the Queen some faulty ribbon to cut. That bitch was promptly beheaded after the ceremony.
