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	<title>THE FURY &#187; Elite Fuckery!</title>
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	<description>HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIFE, AND HIDE YA HUSBAND...</description>
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		<title>This Groupie Is Doing The Most</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye&#8217;s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don&#8217;t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert&#8217;s nostrils, but frankly I&#8217;m disgusted. Not because she&#8217;s making [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2010/08/17/this-groupie-is-doing-the-most/</link>
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		<title>Bad Weaves &amp; Hoodrat Dreams!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New Kid Fury videos, children! I&#8217;m sure most of you watched this last night, but in case you missed my alcohol-influenced fuckery tale, I&#8217;m leaving this here for you to get your life. Share my world! I have lots of things in the works, but please feel free to leave comments on what you think [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2010/08/13/bad-weaves-hoodrat-dreams/</link>
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		<title>Geisha&#8217;s Muse Revealed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now this is a real heavy pussy! Are you paying attention?!]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2010/07/27/geishas-muse-revealed/</link>
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		<title>Ill Na Na Defined</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These elder female MCs are going through it. iCant! Last night our big sis in Christ, Foxy Brown, hit the stage at B.B. King&#8217;s Bar &#038; Grill in NYC looking like a used condom stuck under Rick Ross&#8217; mattress. Her hair is ratchet, her thighs are rubbing like alcohol, her breasts are overflowing from that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2010/07/26/1807/</link>
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		<title>The Fury Salutes General L. Platty</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My brothers and sisters, between this treacherous new job of mine, the heartbreaking events in Haiti, and the passing of Teddy Pendergrass, there was not much for me to smile about yesterday&#8230;until MC General L. Platty dropped the hottest new single to rock the nursing home &#8212; Pants on the Ground! He is delivering gallons [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2010/01/14/the-fury-salutes-general-l-platty/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Blame Beyoncé!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam!]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2009/12/15/dont-blame-beyonce/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Like A Box Of Chocolates!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nothing like a good old trip down to Wal-Mart to make your fuckery meter hit code red and burst in delight. Come on, you know you have walked around in that bitch only in hopes of bumping into a tragedy or two. I can always count on finding someone&#8217;s mother perusing the frozen food [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2009/12/07/wal-mart-is-like-a-box-of-chocolates/</link>
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		<title>The Church Is Not Amused&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When you all figure it out, let me know. I didn&#8217;t watch more than 32 seconds. Blame Agent007GC for leaving this on my doorstep.]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2009/12/07/the-church-is-not-amused/</link>
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		<title>All The Single Ladies!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Push your breasts up! Until Da Brat gets home, you lovely gals have Young Melo to munch your carpets. Introduce yourselves! She is here to bring sexy back &#8212; and that&#8217;s a fact! Honestly, I was a little worried about her respiratory condition when I watched this. Homegirl sounded like she was craving a honey [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sofurious.com/2009/11/25/all-the-single-ladies/</link>
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