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DMX Performs ‘Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer’ [Video]

DMX Performs ‘Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer’ [Video]

This is, without a doubt, one of the greatest things that has ever happened in the history of happenings. The folks over at Power 105 managed to get DMX to perform his own Ruff Ryder rendition of “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer” and I am forever grateful. Please get your life. Source: MTV [...]

December 3, 2012 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery! 31

Video: Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson – Ratchet Girl Anthem

Video: Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson – Ratchet Girl Anthem

The talented and hilarious Hudson brothers mix Worldstar, cigarillos and VH1 television to create their official “Ratchet Girl Anthem” video. The Youtube duo who posted the song online in January (with now over 25 million views) have also posted the track on iTunes. This gives me bits of the life I had hoped I would [...]

April 27, 2012 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Hoodrat Tracks, Videos 31

Move Over Antoine Dodson! It’s Time For Sweet Brown To Get Paid!

Move Over Antoine Dodson! It’s Time For Sweet Brown To Get Paid!

Meet Sweet Brown! Her Oklahoma City apartment complex went up in flames this past weekend while she tried to enjoy a cool beverage and probably a little Judge Mathis. Apparently the fire, which damaged five units, started in a woman’s home who is bound to a wheelchair. Well Sweet Brown didn’t have time for that! [...]

April 10, 2012 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, YAAASSSSS!!! 51

Video: Frankie (Keyshia’s Mama) – Frankie Leg

Video: Frankie (Keyshia’s Mama) – Frankie Leg

Look, I don’t have it for Frankie Lons this evening…I really don’t. Fresh out of celebrity rehab, Keyshia Cole’s mama is bringing a brand new dance to every liquor store and wing shack in your hood. In the battle for America’s Top Hip-Hop Mama Femcee, I vote for Mama Jones, but you can watch the [...]

December 6, 2011 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Jesus Is The Tea, Videos 72

Chicago Woman Charged With Domestic Battery After Throwing Cupcakes At Her Husband

Chicago Woman Charged With Domestic Battery After Throwing Cupcakes At Her Husband

Sixty-year old Chicago wife, Dawn Montesdeoca was charged with a misdemeanor of domestic battery after she allegedly clobbered her husband Arturo, 56, with a bunch of cupcakes on Saturday. Police got a call from the husbad, who claims he was “in fear” of his safety and wanted his wife arrested. Cops arrived at the couple’s [...]

October 17, 2011 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, That's A Damn Shame, WTF?! 19

iCan’t: Her Vagina Ain’t Handicapped

iCan’t: Her Vagina Ain’t Handicapped

I’m going to take a walk down Flatbush Avenue, contemplate my status in the world, and possibly jump in front of an MTA vehicle. If you don’t hear from me by this time tomorrow, I probably offed myself. You can blame this girl, our sister in Christ. [...]

June 16, 2011 Kid Fury Are You Not Entertained?, Chile, You So Deep!, Elite Fuckery!, Have You Tried My Jesus?!, I Vote No!, Party Of One!, Well I'll Be Damned!, WTF?! 50

We’re Living In Our Last Days

We’re Living In Our Last Days

I can’t tell you how many people sent me this video yesterday and I’m really hurt by that — I thought y’all loved me. Assuming that you folk wanted me to share this with the rest of the blessed people who have yet to witness it, here goes some bizarre rendition to Urkel’s jig. Praise [...]

February 21, 2011 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Jesus Is The Tea, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where The Snacks At? 24

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

This Groupie Is Doing The Most

So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]

August 17, 2010 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Hustling Through This Recession, Killing You With Them Legs -- Better Yet Them Thighs!, Oh, You Tried That!, Step In Jesus!, That's A Damn Shame, The Devil Is A Liar!, This Child Is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!, Toot Up That Ass!, When Tragic Negroes Attack!, Where They Do That At?, WTF?!, You Got To Wear Stilettos! 8

Bad Weaves & Hoodrat Dreams!

Bad Weaves & Hoodrat Dreams!

New Kid Fury videos, children! I’m sure most of you watched this last night, but in case you missed my alcohol-influenced fuckery tale, I’m leaving this here for you to get your life. Share my world! I have lots of things in the works, but please feel free to leave comments on what you think [...]

August 13, 2010 Kid Fury All About Me!, Elite Fuckery!, I Live!, Kid Fury TV, My Lacefront Is My Life!, YAAASSSSS!!! 12

Geisha’s Muse Revealed

Geisha’s Muse Revealed

Now this is a real heavy pussy! Are you paying attention?! [...]

July 27, 2010 Kid Fury Elite Fuckery!, Get Your Life Queen!, Where The Snacks At?, You See Me!, You...Better...Work! 13