Elite Fuckery!

This is, without a doubt, one of the greatest things that has ever happened in the history of happenings. The folks over at Power 105 managed to get DMX to perform his own Ruff Ryder rendition of “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer” and I am forever grateful. Please get your life. Source: MTV [...]

The talented and hilarious Hudson brothers mix Worldstar, cigarillos and VH1 television to create their official “Ratchet Girl Anthem” video. The Youtube duo who posted the song online in January (with now over 25 million views) have also posted the track on iTunes. This gives me bits of the life I had hoped I would [...]

Meet Sweet Brown! Her Oklahoma City apartment complex went up in flames this past weekend while she tried to enjoy a cool beverage and probably a little Judge Mathis. Apparently the fire, which damaged five units, started in a woman’s home who is bound to a wheelchair. Well Sweet Brown didn’t have time for that! [...]

Look, I don’t have it for Frankie Lons this evening…I really don’t. Fresh out of celebrity rehab, Keyshia Cole’s mama is bringing a brand new dance to every liquor store and wing shack in your hood. In the battle for America’s Top Hip-Hop Mama Femcee, I vote for Mama Jones, but you can watch the [...]

Sixty-year old Chicago wife, Dawn Montesdeoca was charged with a misdemeanor of domestic battery after she allegedly clobbered her husband Arturo, 56, with a bunch of cupcakes on Saturday. Police got a call from the husbad, who claims he was “in fear” of his safety and wanted his wife arrested. Cops arrived at the couple’s [...]

I’m going to take a walk down Flatbush Avenue, contemplate my status in the world, and possibly jump in front of an MTA vehicle. If you don’t hear from me by this time tomorrow, I probably offed myself. You can blame this girl, our sister in Christ. [...]

I can’t tell you how many people sent me this video yesterday and I’m really hurt by that — I thought y’all loved me. Assuming that you folk wanted me to share this with the rest of the blessed people who have yet to witness it, here goes some bizarre rendition to Urkel’s jig. Praise [...]

So, R. Kelly and that girl from BET who slept with LisaRaye’s husband were shaking ass and shit in Chicago this past weekend, and at some point this happened. I don’t know how this mystery woman managed to get her Stanley Steemer so close to Robert’s nostrils, but frankly I’m disgusted. Not because she’s making [...]

New Kid Fury videos, children! I’m sure most of you watched this last night, but in case you missed my alcohol-influenced fuckery tale, I’m leaving this here for you to get your life. Share my world! I have lots of things in the works, but please feel free to leave comments on what you think [...]

Now this is a real heavy pussy! Are you paying attention?! [...]