Candid Yams

Curry Goat was seen kicking off her Louboutins and taking a yacht ride with friends St. Laurent, France today. I grow to like Rihanna more and more each day. She’s still kind of overrated, but she just seems like a really fun chick that will castrate you in your sleep if you get on her [...]

Professor High-Priced Honey Spice of Life The Righteous was spotted pumping the block in NYC yesterday wearing a colorful sundress and Louboutins. Don’t mind that big meaty hand in the photo — that’s just Sir Julius: Knight of the Creole Table. Beyoncé is currently in New York preparing for next week’s 4 Intimate Nights concerts [...]

Yellow Cake was caught chewing his nails outside of a studio yesterday in Los Angeles. You see his bodyguard and his dancers (who are well equipped in the arts of martial) hugging the block with him. Chris dares an Odd Future goon to step to his blond waves and get moonwalked on. Twitter thuggery — [...]

Mammy Monster dropped by David Letterman’s studio today dressed like a religious prostitute 1-800-FLOWERS basket. The singer’s latest album, Born This Way, is available now. So, feel free to grab a copy of the pop project and check out more photos below. [...]

Yellow Cake and his sweet-boo, Karreuche Tran (girl…), were spotted at Disneyland recently. The singer decided to give his lady a trip to the theme park for her birthday and they looked like a grand spanking bag of goofiness. [...]

Cack Brown was spotted leaving his hotel in NYC yesterday with the letters “BBC” printed right across the promised land of his lower region. Now I’m not sure if this stands for Billionaire Boys Club or well…something else, but you can’t help but wonder. In the meantime, Sir Breezy needs another box of relaxer and [...]

Kimberly KardaddyKane was spotted looking very girl scout mom on the LA streets yesterday. I understand that she is pretty and all, but I’m ready for Miss Girl to go somewhere. My mother seems to think that I’m interested in the Kardashians and is continuously referencing the episodes of their show. It’s frightening. [...]

Yellow Cake reached into his alligator purse and pulled out one of his random jigs for the sidewalk yesterday in Hollywood, CA. This was outside of the recording studio and I’m not sure what he’s so chipper about, but it’s always nice to see people smiling these days. I mean, it’s better than tweeting mean [...]

The Magisterial Honeycomb Lady Creole was caught stomping the pavement in New York City yesterday while on her way to a business meeting. Bey was rocking a pair of studded leggings and superhero heels — this is probably battle gear used to roundhouse kick hopes and dreams. There goes another bird rain. [...]

Yellow Cake is currently back in Los Angeles taunting alleged gangsters and tea of that kind, but here are some quick flicks of him and his camp leaving the airport in Richmond, Virginia. If someone can supply me with details on the brother in the Chicago Bulls hat, I would be willing to send you [...]