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Candid Yams: Beyoncé Dodges The Rain In NYC

Candid Yams: Beyoncé Dodges The Rain In NYC

The Exalted Buttercream Forebearer Giselle pumped the moist New York City pavement once again this week, all while Julius the Barbarian kept her safe and dry. In these photos, you can also see the Mercedes van I mentioned in my video on meeting Queen Bey. More photos below! Props to Beyoncé World. [...]

October 20, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, Memoirs of a Creole, Stomp The Pavement Queen! 6

Rihanna Leaves The Strip Club With Her Ex-Boo

Rihanna Leaves The Strip Club With Her Ex-Boo

As if Drake didn’t have enough reasons to drown his tears in a box of Mallomars while watching Jason’s Lyric, Rihanna was caught leaving a London titty bar called Stringfellow’s last night with her ex-boyfriend, Matt Kemp. It seems like they were trying to dodge the paparazzi, but with the forehead and beaming high-yellow flesh, [...]

October 13, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, Oop! 13

Candid Yams: Beyoncé & Jay-Z Have Lunch In NYC

Candid Yams: Beyoncé & Jay-Z Have Lunch In NYC

Glimmering Golden Mother Royal Red Bean and Mini Creole Joyful Bundle Royal Fetus of Light took Shawn out for a late lunch in NYC yesterday. The happy couple and their epic seed were spotted by the ‘razzi after leaving Locanda Verde in Tribeca that afternoon. Mama Bey’s bosom is sitting high! I love these two! [...]

September 12, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, Memoirs of a Creole 11

Candid Yams: Rihanna Sails Around France

Candid Yams: Rihanna Sails Around France

Curry Goat was seen kicking off her Louboutins and taking a yacht ride with friends St. Laurent, France today. I grow to like Rihanna more and more each day. She’s still kind of overrated, but she just seems like a really fun chick that will castrate you in your sleep if you get on her [...]

August 22, 2011 Kid Fury Ballin Outta Control, Candid Yams, Curry Goat Tales 2

Candid Yams: Beyoncé Struts In The NYC Sun

Candid Yams: Beyoncé Struts In The NYC Sun

Professor High-Priced Honey Spice of Life The Righteous was spotted pumping the block in NYC yesterday wearing a colorful sundress and Louboutins. Don’t mind that big meaty hand in the photo — that’s just Sir Julius: Knight of the Creole Table. Beyoncé is currently in New York preparing for next week’s 4 Intimate Nights concerts [...]

August 12, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, Memoirs of a Creole 8

Candid Yams: Chris Brown in Los Angeles

Candid Yams: Chris Brown in Los Angeles

Yellow Cake was caught chewing his nails outside of a studio yesterday in Los Angeles. You see his bodyguard and his dancers (who are well equipped in the arts of martial) hugging the block with him. Chris dares an Odd Future goon to step to his blond waves and get moonwalked on. Twitter thuggery — [...]

June 22, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, You See Me! 7

Lady Gaga Visits David Letterman

Lady Gaga Visits David Letterman

Mammy Monster dropped by David Letterman’s studio today dressed like a religious prostitute 1-800-FLOWERS basket. The singer’s latest album, Born This Way, is available now. So, feel free to grab a copy of the pop project and check out more photos below. [...]

May 23, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, I Guess, Chile, Monster, May I? 9

Chris Brown Takes His Girlfriend To Disneyland

Chris Brown Takes His Girlfriend To Disneyland

Yellow Cake and his sweet-boo, Karreuche Tran (girl…), were spotted at Disneyland recently. The singer decided to give his lady a trip to the theme park for her birthday and they looked like a grand spanking bag of goofiness. [...]

May 20, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, Cute For You!, Well Pin A Rose On Your Nose! 31

Chris Brown Claims His BBC in NYC

Chris Brown Claims His BBC in NYC

Cack Brown was spotted leaving his hotel in NYC yesterday with the letters “BBC” printed right across the promised land of his lower region. Now I’m not sure if this stands for Billionaire Boys Club or well…something else, but you can’t help but wonder. In the meantime, Sir Breezy needs another box of relaxer and [...]

March 21, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams, Oop!, Where The Peen At? 6

Candid Yams: Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles

Candid Yams: Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles

Kimberly KardaddyKane was spotted looking very girl scout mom on the LA streets yesterday. I understand that she is pretty and all, but I’m ready for Miss Girl to go somewhere. My mother seems to think that I’m interested in the Kardashians and is continuously referencing the episodes of their show. It’s frightening. [...]

January 28, 2011 Kid Fury Candid Yams 4