Jul 26 2010
Written by Kid Fury
The city of New York is tired of Miss L’Seana Combs parading around their streets and shooting off fireworks every time Filthy Coupons has a new video out. They want their money now!
Diddy and Bad Boy Entertainment owe almost a million dollars to the city for illegally placing promotional posters around the city.
A rep for Bad Boy has explained to the city that the $996,000 bill was paid years ago by a partnering company. Their claim is currently under review.
Money owed to the city has reportedly resulted in the funding for schools and day care centers being cut.
“We are going to find these people,” the Finance Commissioner of New York City, David Frankel, explained to the New York Daily News. “We’re going to turn them upside down by their ankles and we’re going to shake them until the money comes out of their pockets.” [Hip-Hop DX]
Chile.
On the bright side, Diddy is probably quite used to having his ankles in the air by now, and I’m sure that Ciroc money will blow this whole thing over quickly. Let’s hope so, because we all know black celebs and NYC officers do not mix well.
Mar 27 2010
Written by Kid Fury
You know, I expected that a brief trip to the flea market during my lunch break would bring me some mouth-watering fuckery, but this shit hit me like a club to Tiger Woods’ cerebellum. Obama Beauty Supply is catering to all the local divas and queens! If you need some premium Korean extensions to stunt on those foot dragging bitches at the county fair, or an extra special wig when you need to lip-sync for your life, it will be here.
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Dec 28 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Well, it’s very clear that the younger girls still love our little Iron Fist Prince, but he’s making sure to stay out of the line of fire these days. Scroll on down to the 3:47 mark in this video of a recent Yellow Cake concert, and notice the little tot who raced onstage trying to make her face beat up those hands. Mechanical Dummy used a little of that Tekken speed with a side-order of Madden agility and flew clean out the way! That’s the stuff!
It could of ended up sounding like this.
Dec 17 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Michelle Rodriguez showed up to the LA premiere of James Cameron’s Avatar, in which she stars, trying her very best to look well put together. Sorry, but every time I see this girl she looks like she’s in desperate need of a bath, a crack rock, and a nicotine patch. Maybe it’s just me! Um…the dress is nice.
Dec 15 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Blame your cousins and the creator of the webcam!
In
Bitch You Tried It!,
Chile.....,
Elite Fuckery!,
Get Your Life Queen!,
Girl...Good Day,
Have A Seat!,
Is That So?,
Matthew Knowles Is Not Pleased!,
No Alibi At All,
Put It In Prayer,
That's A Damn Shame,
The Devil Is A Liar!,
There's An App For That!,
Toot Up That Ass!,
WTF?!,
When Tragic Negroes Attack!,
Where They Do That At?,
Why?,
You Are Too Old For This!,
You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!
Dec 14 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Word around the complex is that ATL Housewives and beef buddies, Nene and Kim, might be getting the boot after they demanded larger paychecks from Bravo! Oop!
Forget about being “Tardy for the Party”! It seems Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes may not even be invited to the party! A report claims Bravo producers are looking to replace the feuding stars in the third season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
“Things with NeNe and Kim have been intense,” a source told the The New York Daily News, “but Bravo feels the show is about the franchise as a whole and won’t let one person stop it.”
The two frenemies are reportedly demanding bigger paychecks from Bravo for the upcoming season and the show’s producers are “so fed up with their diva-esque requests” that they’re “taking meetings with some notable and wealthy Atlanta women” about joining the show in Kim and NeNe’s place.
[ source ]
Casting for season 3 has not been finalized yet, but I don’t see why Bravo would axe their biggest stars. I mean, who else is going to give us plastic wigs and hoodrat quotes to laugh at? Coffee breaks will never be the same without these two! Anyway, I have a question for you!
Which ATL women would you replace them with?
Nov 24 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I call her Wanita, because “D. Woods” just sounds stupid and that ain’t her damn name. Anyway, the thickest abandoned Bad Boy puppy is preparing the launch of her solo album, The Gray Area, which is expected to drop on December 8th. Above is the video for her lead single, “Legalize Me”.
Survey says: Girl, good day!
This shit looks like every Danity Kane video rolled into one, like a very cold Hot Pocket. The song is cute, but I’m not spending my Black Friday coins on this album at all. I appreciate that Wanita is three-quarter hoodrat, but she better team up with her sister — sign to Young Money and get paid for doing nothing.
Nov 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
I’m done. I truly don’t have the time or the patience for this. You all have a blessed weekend!
[via Skinny Black Guy]
In
Ain't This Some Shit?,
Bitch You Tried It!,
Chile.....,
How To Be A Lady by Tiny & Toya,
Jesus! I Need You!,
My Lacefront Is My Life!,
Put It In Prayer,
Setting Us Back To Slavery!,
That's A Damn Shame,
WTF?!,
Why?,
You Doing The Most!,
You Need A Geisha Weave Tutorial!
Nov 20 2009
Written by Kid Fury
The ladies and gentlequeens down south do not play when it comes to their pageants! After this little latin boy in drag walked away with the title of Miss Gay Brazil, another very angry contestant ripped that hair off and Fed-exed it to Jesus! Nobody likes a sore loser, except when this type of shit happens — thats when I love it! Sheree, are you watching this?
[video courtesy of D-Listed via JoshZilla]
In
Bitch You Tried It!,
Fall Into The Shade!,
Get Your Life Queen!,
God Don't Like Ugly!,
Have A Gay 'Ol Time!,
I Live!,
Ms. All Da Way Live,
My Lacefront Is My Life!,
Now That's A Bad Bitch!,
Somebody Needs A Hug,
Stomp The Pavement Queen!,
Sucks To Be You.,
That's A Damn Shame,
There's An App For That!,
YAAASSSSS!!!,
You Lose!,
You Mad?,
You...Better...Work!
Nov 9 2009
Written by Kid Fury
If this ain’t some self-hate for that ass.
A twitter friend of mine (ibiscaraib) recently asked me for my take on Sammy Sosa and his new Clorox-scented skin. At the time, I didn’t know what she was talking about, so I looked it up. The Major League Baseball star somehow went from a chocolate Latin stud to a clam chowder-colored Gomez Addams (minus the mustache). What a damn shame!
Some folks are claiming that he is receiving some kind of “skin rejuvenation” treatment and the lighting and over-exposure from the cameras only make him seem to appear that bright. That’s funny, because his wife looks the same color to me in both photos. Besides, those green contacts and that aqua-perm clearly gave away his yearning to be whiter. Sammy, you and those forever black lips look a fucking fool!
