Looks like Fat Joe hooked up with Mariah Carey’s Photoshop posse and created a very snaptastic mixtape cover dissing G-Unit — someone deserves a time out. Now, I don’t condone this foolishness for the simple fact that this Terror Squad/G-Unit feud is more tired than Superhead’s jawbone. However, those man breasts on Tony Yayo have stolen a piece of my soul.

At the same time, the whole “Hey, I don’t like you, so I’m going to call you gay” bid that these rappers steadily seem to whip out is not only redundant, but it is also pathetic and predictable. Does anyone even listen to these mixtapes?

Thanks to E.Jay from AmalgaMade for explaining Beyonce’s new Dereon ad to us. It was supposed to be a play on the movie poster from 1999’s Brad Pitt flick, Fight Club. I actually saw that film and the poster several times and never put these two together. Besides, Brad managed to get the job done without looking like he had a case of Taco Bell bubble guts. Anyway, it’s nice to get some closure.

thishoeisalwayscopyingpeople….

Eddie Murphy has revealed the real reason he doesn’t want to have anything to do with his 11-month-old daughter Angel by Spice Girl Mel B - because he believes she trapped him into having a baby.

The Nutty Professor star claimed 32-year-old Mel insisted she was on birth control, and revealed they only had sex three times, according to a US report.

“What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions,” a source told The National Enquirer. [ source ]

Is that so, Donkey?

Listen, unless the woman took a turkey baster to a condom and shot your kids up her canal when you weren’t looking, I’m going to have to vote no on your excuse. I don’t see how you can trap someone into having a baby. Both of you are too damn old to be acting like a college athlete and a campus whore. Grow up!

R&B singer T-Pain caused chaos at a Connecticut university when he reportedly refused to leave the campus - forcing security to call in police. The Kiss Kiss star was performing at Quinnipiac University’s Spring Concert on 23 February (08) when an altercation took place, prompting guards to escort T-Pain and his entourage off the premises. University officials have refused to divulge details of the incident, with Chief of Security John Twining only admitting the institution made some requests but “they (T-Pain and his entourage) didn’t listen, and suffice it to say, he refused to comply”. According to reports, T-Pain refused to leave the site, so Hampden Police were called in to deal with the situation. T-Pain’s representatives have so far failed to respond to the university’s allegations. [ source ]

Titty P, does the term “you ain’t gotta go home, but you gotta get your ass out of here” ring any bells at all? When you are no longer welcome, you need to just get over it and leave. There is no need for tantrums and coonage. I’m sure there was a local waffle house that you could have moved the party to — drama free.

Okay, that was just stupid! I don’t know why everyone is fiending for Dru Hill to get back together anyway. They made a nice mark, but I could do without them in my life. This video is ultra-ignorant! Am I supposed to believe that all this is real? Lil’ Kim’s skin color is more authentic than that trash.

Dru Hill & B2K: Instead of making dramatic little YouTube skits, take these two words of advice — give up!

So, Soulja Boy now wants to launch his own clothing line — for the ignant colored in all of us, I suppose. I’m going to hand him this one compliment…he knows how to keep his name in the loop even without good quality music. However, this won’t last very long. He’s gonna fade away eventually.

Mark my words, damn it!

Posting from the 9-5 today…and bitches say I’m not dedicated.

So, the new “couple” that folks have been dubbing “Chrianna” has been caught out cuddling and what not in perfect eye of the camera — again. I love how new photos of them surface every other hour; as if I don’t see the pathetic publicity stunt going on here. I’d like to ask Chris & Forhedda to go straight to Hades for this fuckery, as well as anyone on their team who is supporting it. Let me know when the sex tape drops.

Shouts to The YBF & Brown Sista for the pics.