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So, Sandra Rose is reporting that Yung Berg and Bow Wow are good chums now! They were seen together at a local bowling alley a few nights ago and as you can seen Shad could not keep his hands off of Berg. Talk about a chop! I bet their night ended in hot wax and cold lube.
Omarion, you should have logged on to dontdatehimgirl.com and checked this fool out before you let him pluck your rosebud. I don’t care how much he makes your booty toot!
“First and foremost, 50 told me some smart shit. 50 told me move him [Bow Wow] out the game, period. He told me to crush him. He told me demolish him. He told me do the ‘Do That There’ remix with him on it and then come up with my diss record and totally move him out of music. But, I don’t wanna do that. I can see me and Bow fucking a lot of bitches together. [Over Omarion’s dead body, you nasty bastard! — Kid Fury ] My whole thing is either you’re going to be an alliance on this [Snoop Dogg] tour this summer, or it’s, ‘Fuck you!’ Period. I don’t need you as a friend. I came in the game by myself.” [ source ] ~ Yung Berg on his issue with Bow Wow
Um, Yung Berg, is it? Since neither you nor Shad are significant in Hip-Hop or music in general, how about both of you babbit ass hoes sit down somewhere? Just a suggestion.
It is folk like this that give celebrities inspiration to act like supreme jackasses in public. Please treat yourself to a Lil’ Kim stan’s detailed recap on her presence at a nightclub a few weeks ago.
“Kim was the shyt last night! She performed “Lighter’s Up,” “The Jump Off,” an “Magic Stick.” It was crazy the way people were acting when Kim arrived, str8 BANANAS!
Kim saw me and looked mad excited to see me. When she performed she pointed at me and said, “That’s my baby right there! I love him!” I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She was talking mad shit! She said she is dropping this SUMMER, that she is going to get her “SHIT TOGETHER” so she can do a BIG show at a colosseum or an arena. She said she dropped everyone who is around her and got a new crew and that it took for her to go to PRISON to find REAL friends and she had girls she was locked up with with her. She said, “a lot of ya’ll are standing to fake mothafucka’s in here!” She said she is going on TOUR with Ray-J called the “Stripclub Tour” [ somebody shoot my ass now! — Kid Fury ] and she did to a song with him and they played it.
Everyone in the audience was saying “FUCK REMY MA” and Kim laughed and brushed it off. SHe said her last boyfriend had a HUGE dick, lmao.” [ want more? ]
You know, I would normaly add a stank and witty little comment here for humor, but this young man has written all the funnies himself. Thank you, sir — for without fuckery enablers like you, we bloggers wouldn’t have much to talk about.
“Cocooned into a butterfly”, my ass! Cassie is more like one of those flying roaches in the projects.
A new song called “Official Girl” has been floating around the web recently. It is rumored to be the first single off of the Bad Boy starlet’s upcoming album. We were promised that a noticeable change was in order, but Cassie still sounds like shit to me. How many times do I have to say that this girl is better off modeling? Not everyone is meant to sing, so if she isn’t taking pictures or serving Big Bufords at the Checker’s Drive-Thru, I don’t give a damn!
Play: Cassie - Official Girl
Update: I vote for Karina Pasian!
Just as I thought he would, Polow Da Don is trying to cover up his beatjacking disorder with fuckery. Take a look at this quote I spotted at Necole Bitchie.
“That’s not where I got them from, but they’re definitely in there,” Polow said of the sounds used in “Love in This Club”. There’s this keyboard I have that a lot of sounds come in. [Yeah, sure — Kid Fury]” Polow noted that the song contains a live bassline and that Robin Thicke was enlisted to play piano on the record.
“If a ten-year-old can make ‘Love in This Club’ and save Usher’s career and make black women want to f*ck him again, after they was done with him for getting married, then sh*t he’s a genius just like me,” Polow said. “I also wrote the hook - that’s not a preset. [Fuck You — Kid Fury]“
Um, Lemon Clorox cocktail for Mr. Polow. Come get a drink! I believe the meerkat species is completely shunning their brethren right now. Wouldn’t you?
Remy Ma’s people have posted a little note on her Myspace page asking fans to send letters to the judge telling how Rem’s music has “postively affected” them (*dies*), all in hopes of reducing her possible 25 year sentence.
It’s April Fools Day and I’m feeling foolish, so check out my letter after the cut.
Looks like Fat Joe hooked up with Mariah Carey’s Photoshop posse and created a very snaptastic mixtape cover dissing G-Unit — someone deserves a time out. Now, I don’t condone this foolishness for the simple fact that this Terror Squad/G-Unit feud is more tired than Superhead’s jawbone. However, those man breasts on Tony Yayo have stolen a piece of my soul.
At the same time, the whole “Hey, I don’t like you, so I’m going to call you gay” bid that these rappers steadily seem to whip out is not only redundant, but it is also pathetic and predictable. Does anyone even listen to these mixtapes?
Thanks to E.Jay from AmalgaMade for explaining Beyonce’s new Dereon ad to us. It was supposed to be a play on the movie poster from 1999’s Brad Pitt flick, Fight Club. I actually saw that film and the poster several times and never put these two together. Besides, Brad managed to get the job done without looking like he had a case of Taco Bell bubble guts. Anyway, it’s nice to get some closure.
thishoeisalwayscopyingpeople….
Eddie Murphy has revealed the real reason he doesn’t want to have anything to do with his 11-month-old daughter Angel by Spice Girl Mel B - because he believes she trapped him into having a baby.
The Nutty Professor star claimed 32-year-old Mel insisted she was on birth control, and revealed they only had sex three times, according to a US report.
“What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions,” a source told The National Enquirer. [ source ]
Is that so, Donkey?
Listen, unless the woman took a turkey baster to a condom and shot your kids up her canal when you weren’t looking, I’m going to have to vote no on your excuse. I don’t see how you can trap someone into having a baby. Both of you are too damn old to be acting like a college athlete and a campus whore. Grow up!
R&B singer T-Pain caused chaos at a Connecticut university when he reportedly refused to leave the campus - forcing security to call in police. The Kiss Kiss star was performing at Quinnipiac University’s Spring Concert on 23 February (08) when an altercation took place, prompting guards to escort T-Pain and his entourage off the premises. University officials have refused to divulge details of the incident, with Chief of Security John Twining only admitting the institution made some requests but “they (T-Pain and his entourage) didn’t listen, and suffice it to say, he refused to comply”. According to reports, T-Pain refused to leave the site, so Hampden Police were called in to deal with the situation. T-Pain’s representatives have so far failed to respond to the university’s allegations. [ source ]
Titty P, does the term “you ain’t gotta go home, but you gotta get your ass out of here” ring any bells at all? When you are no longer welcome, you need to just get over it and leave. There is no need for tantrums and coonage. I’m sure there was a local waffle house that you could have moved the party to — drama free.
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