Ballin Outta Control

While you’re blasting “Strawberry Bubblegum”, Justin Timberlake is probably celebrating with champagne and Jessica Biel kisses. His comeback project, The 20/20 Experience, has made a huge stamp on the charts, selling nearly one million copies in the first week. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the Timbaland-produced album has debuted at No. 1 on Billboard with 968,000 [...]

Rihanna received a smashing Christmas present from her commanders over at Roc Nation — a $160,000 Porsche 911 Turbo S. The shiny new car was wrapped in a bow outside RiRi’s new $12 million mansion in Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles. “Ain’t nobody phuckin wit my clique!! Thank you to my Roc brothers! I love you [...]

For his 43rd birthday, Jay-Z is using his site, Life + Times, to reveal a short documentary about the creation of his Barclays Center opening concerts. The film, titled Where I’m From, starts from the construction of the arena one year ago and zips into behind-the-scenes footage of the shows Jay put on to celebrate [...]

Apparently the 99% are pissed at Justin Combs and his Just For Me perm after he received a $54,000 scholarship to UCLA — being that his father is that rich guy who fired Danity Kane. Well young Justin has decided to leave you in your feelings when it comes to his merit-based reward. “Regardless what [...]

Yellow Cake and Rice Cake are still going strong it seems. A few days ago, Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Kardcaptor, dropped this photo of herself perched atop a shiny new 2012 Porsche Panamera Turbo S via Instagram. “Me and my new bitch,” she captioned the picture. Now I don’t know what Karamelapple does for a living [...]

Apparently the producers of Basketball Wives LA are dying to get Kobe’s new ex-wife, Vanessa Bryant on their roster. TMZ has reported that they’re making her an offer she could never refuse. Unless that package includes a guaranteed seat next to Jesus, I don’t think she needs it. [...]

The Royal Creole Dynasty spent some family time in Miami this weekend (I wasn’t invited) and let the mighty baby bump kiss the sea air while on their yacht. Bey & Jay also visited their baseball pal, Alex Rodriguez at his new $24 million home in Miami Beach. [...]

Aunt Kizzy finally figured out a gift for the highly-anticipated Dazzling Tiny Creole Tot Baby Slayer. It wasn’t long ago that Ms. Rowland leaked the gender of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s baby, but she’s damn sure delivering for her little mistake. Kelly reportedly bought the baby girl a pink Swarovski crystal-studded bathtub priced at $5, 200! [...]

Solange & The Magic Fro were spotted giving you a rippling curl effect at the 2011 Angel Foundation Ball for Cancer Research. Also in attendance were La La Anthony, that Kim girl, my Aunt Patti and lots of other fancy folk. Personally I think the spiraling flourish of Sol-Angel’s mane stole the show, and all [...]

Father of the Holy Fetus held a big carnival at the pier in NYC last night as part of The Shawn Carter Foundation’s “Making the Ordinary Extraordinary” fundraiser. The charity event stacked racks atop racks in order to help the financially burdened pursue higher education. Tickets were $1000 each, and so I kept my broke [...]