So, Pissy King Jr. R.Kelly caught up with BET (60 Minutes probably didn’t give a shit) for a “first and last” interview about his life after the trial. The whole thing felt like someone was passing around slices of bullshit pie. From the words of the wise Laurie Ann Gibson: “Corn juice is corn juice!”. Robert and BET may continue to carry out the devil’s work, but we all know what’s up. There is a reason why so many people think you are guilty, Kels — it’s because you piss on females who still wear Strawberry Shortcake panties. Move on!
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Sep 17 2008
God Is Tryna Tell You Something!
Jul 9 2008That White Girl
Young Jeezy held a
WhiteRelease Party last night at the Garden of Ono in NYC to celebrate his big noggin covering VIBE Magazine’s new “rap issue”. Any excuse to go out, drink with your peers, and bring home some anonymous groupie pussy — I’m learning more about the industry everyday.Who invited the chick in the pink leopard top into the photo? Messing up the blonde girl shine…more pics under the cut.
Jun 25 2008Getting It Over With
I’m sure a lot of bloggers and readers are scrambling around trying to find post-BET Awards coverage and what not, but don’t expect any of that shit here. I hardly watched the whole show and I refuse to spend a bunch of time on fuckery.
However, if you do feel obligated to check out the photos and such, I will give you a couple links to a few blogs that are providing what you need.
Knock yourselves out!
In And?Apr 14 2008Wrong, But True!
Charlamagne Tha God, of The Wendy Williams Experience, made a very interesting clip of “5 Ways to Use a Chingy Album”, in which he disrespects Chingy and his music in various ways.
Now, this shit is not going to get you into heaven, Charlamagne. We all know Chingy is no longer relevant. Why do you have to beat a Negro when he is down? This is the type of shit Alicia is talking about. Lord!
You can also use those CDs as paperweights, though…just so you all know.
Feb 21 2008Spoiled Milk
Speaking of American Idol heifers, look who’s hitting the block with a new music video. You think you’re slick, don’t you Paula? You just sat in that judging seat for six years allowing everyone to think that you were sweet and innocent, when deep down you were just using all of this as undercover promo to lead to a new comeback! You sick bitch!
I’m not mad at Abdul. She can do her thing if she feels the need. I just hope her Depends G-String holds tight onstage when she’s busting those dance moves. She’s like a cold pizza from last week.
Feb 18 2008Ciara Searches For Dancers
I might have to dust off my Darren’s Dance Grooves DVD and prep for this.
In And?Feb 13 2008Areefa Is Not Happy!
LOS ANGELES (AP) — When Aretha Franklin is unhappy, she does not mince words. On Tuesday, the longtime Queen of Soul slammed Beyonce Knowles’ intro to Tina Turner at Sunday’s Grammy Awards, in which Knowles called Turner, not Franklin, “the queen.”
“I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce,” Franklin said in a statement issued by her publicist. “However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy.”
E-mails to Knowles’ publicist Yvette Noel-Schure and calls and e-mails to Recording Academy spokeswomen Jaime Sarachit and Barb Deghan were not immediately returned.
In the first few seconds of Knowles’ intro to Turner’s performance, she name-dropped Franklin and a long list of famed female singers. Then the “Crazy in Love” chanteuse focused on Turner.
“There is one legend who has the essence of all of those things: the glamour, the soul, the passion, the strength, the talent,” said Knowles, strutting in hot pants. “Ladies and gentlemen. Stand on your feet and give it up for the queen.”
At a party later that night, Knowles called Turner her “ultimate icon.”
Still, Franklin ended her brief criticism on a gracious note, thanking the Grammys and the voting academy and saying, “love to Beyonce anyway.”
Known for such hits as “Respect” and “Chain of Fools,” Franklin tied with the Clark Sisters for best gospel performance trophy for her duet “Never Gonna Break My Faith” with Mary J. Blige. [ source ]
I’m sorry, I can appreciate this, but I would have much preferred if Ms. Franklin would have expressed her distaste for the situation right at the time it was happening. If she would have pelted Beyonce and Tina with a barrage of hot dogs and Spam sandwiches while they were onstage, my soul would have been no more.
Feb 13 2008Monica Covers Sheen
We’re going back to the hair magazine covers, are we Mo’? That’s fine, but what is Sheen? I don’t think the lovely folks at Black Hair are going to tolerate this betrayal.
In And?Feb 8 2008If the Blood Don’t Fit…
Rapper Remy Ma is confident of “vindication” in her forthcoming assault trial after prosecutors failed to find Dna evidence linking her to the crime.
The hip-hop star – real name Remy Smith – is accused of assault, criminal possession of a weapon, gang assault and witness intimidation in relation to the shooting of 23-year-old Makeda Barnes-Joseph outside a New York nightclub in July.
Smith is due to stand trial later this month but her defence team insist the star has a good chance of being acquitted as experts failed to find any Dna clues to link her to the shooting.
Defence attorney Ivan Fisher tells Sohh.com, “They (police) were looking in the victim’s car for evidence of blood. Now I ask you, since my client wasn’t shot and the victim was, whose blood do you think it was? As long as the prosecution keeps thinking like this, we might win this case. We look forward to vindication.” [ source ]
So not one bloody strand of yaki on the scene, huh? Looks like we may have a whole heap of colorful outfits, two-toned weaves, and Fat Joe diss records to look foward to from Lumberjack Jane!
Jan 22 2008LA Ink
So, here is my theory. Jayceon was sitting at home farting and playing X-Box with nothing to do. So, in a haste to remain relevant, he recorded himself getting a star tattooed around the LA tattoo that covers the very flaming butterfly tattoo on his face. By a show of hands, who cares?
