I apologize for my absence. I nabbed a gig interning in Sector 10C of the Wig Crypt and it was taking up the majority of my schedule. Things didn’t work out over there, though. Kizzy, Mya, and Amerie were planning an escape and almost got me executed by Tina. I had to quit that bitch!

I hope you all can accept this video as a symbol of my apology. May it bring you a smile!

Forgive the brief intermission. I am trying to balance work, school, The Fury, drama, dealing ass-whoopings, and many other endeavors all at once. So, sometimes things slow down. I apologize, but let’s face it…I post on this bitch when I can.

Now, enough about me, let’s talk shit about Oprah! Yes, that big plump figure above is a sculpture of Oprah Winfrey created by Daniel Edwards. The “Oprah Sarcophagus” is supposedly Edwards’ way of celebrating a living goddess. I am so not mad at this. Don’t you just love how those big golden breasts swoop down to the side like that? Ugh…GENIUS!

I wonder if they will bury her in it…

You thought it was over, didn’t you? You were sitting back getting ready to lift an incredible weight off your shoulders, weren’t you? Bitch, you assumed that your prayers had been answered and that my shit was no more. WELL YOU WERE WRONG! The Fury is back in full effect, with a new look, a new domain, and a new attitude.

First, allow me to explain the delay. The reason I was M.I.A. for damn near three months was due to my total and inevitable clumsiness. I accidentally deleted the old template over at Blogger and could not get it back. So, I decided to start from scratch with my own web address. I have to give a million thanks to Dustin over at Think 2wice for putting up with my web design illiteracy and basically saving my ass! Gracias, my friend!

Well, that is it in a nutshell. It is 2008 and you can expect big things from myself and The Fury! Stick with me.