Sep 2 2010
Written by Kid Fury
The cover for Keri’s newest single, “Breaking Point” is very…well, basic. Not that there isn’t an interesting subtlety about it somewhere — I’m just bothered by the obvious Creole makeover here. Is Keri playing I Am…Beyoncé Fierce dress-up or something?
Anyway, the song is sort of growing on me. That’s about all I can say about this shit at the moment.
Aug 26 2010
Written by Kid Fury
Personally, I would have just taken a photo of a Jergens bottle and left the album untitled, but I can’t always have my way. Radric’s third studio album is set for a September 28th release and will feature collaborations with Ciara, Nicki Minaj, Bun B, Wyclef Jean, and Swizz Beatz.
If Wacka Flocka’s mama records the album intro, I’m buying.
Nov 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Anybody else feel like we’re talking about the same people everyday? I’ve got to stop.
Well, here is the cover for Rihanna’s single “Hard” featuring Young Jeezy. Does this chick have three singles out at once? She spends months out of our hair (for the most part), and now she’s slapping us with something new everyday. Get your life with the side-boob shot and log off, kids!
Nov 3 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Okay, so Chris Roundhouse has been catching a lot of flak for the cover to his next album, Graffiti — mostly because his pants look like they can transform his nuts into ovaries. Why won’t y’all let his leggings be great?
Honestly, the scrotum-huggers don’t bother me. The outfit shows off his figure and gives a very sexy and futuristic look to the whole photo. Plus, those chrome robot arms remind me of Jax from Mortal Kombat, and we all know that Chris packs a serious punch! Really, it was the odd little cartoon creatures that threw me off.
Oct 27 2009
Written by Kid Fury
You’d think that a few swift jabs from Chris Brown would have knocked the demons out of homegirl.
I’ve got nothing, and I honestly don’t think you should look at this picture for too long. This shit might turn your home into Paranormal Activity.
Oct 22 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Wanita of The Cardboard Box is poking her head up for fresh air and recognition! She posted this odd album cover on her Twitter page yesterday with the caption “Coming Soon! 12.08.09″. Diddy’s furry balls can’t hold all these artists down and that’s nice. However, I don’t see this shit becoming a stocking stuffer at my damn house. You might see it on the side of the road with sprinkles of marijuana over it, though.
Aug 12 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Day26 WILL be in your eyes forever…or until Diddy gets tired of putting black dye in their hair and eating Mike’s fried SPAM sandwiches. Then you will find them in a moist cardboard box in Central Park.
The Bad Boy band is releasing a video album digitally next week and their publicists are all excited. Don’t crack open the good Chek sodas, though — this ain’t that type of occasion. The lead single will be a song called “So Good” and they will be all over Viacom to promote it before the album’s release on August 18th.
Aug 10 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Chris Stokes’ original booty-filler is done with the days of You Got Served, Sister Sister re-runs, and that tragic excuse for a horror film. Mama, she wants to sing! I had no idea that Roger even had another album on the way — he’s even got two videos out! Well, I respect him for not using twitter shenanigans and propaganda to get our attention. If his project flops, it will do so gracefully. Besides, Cajun Grill is always accepting applications.
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Jul 17 2009
Written by Kid Fury
So, this is supposedly the cover for Trey Songz’ upcoming album, Ready. Homeboy has been to the gym and he will force you to recognize it one way or another. Meh, I’m not sure I believe this “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” picture is official. Looks more like half of a Playgirl capture, but I’m sure some of you will right-click and save this bitch regardless. Whatever.
Mar 6 2009
Written by Kid Fury
Bad Boy’s New Edition 0.5 Day26, is actually releasing a sophomore album titled, Forever in a Day. On last night’s episode of Making The Band, Q was getting all weepy about having to support his family and not seeing any money from the label — big surprise there. The way I see it, there are millions of people who have huge families to care for, no money, no jobs, and no homes. These Negroes are living in a big fancy penthouse apartment for free. Shit, you better count your blessings and take the good with the bad. If you’re that hungry for some cash, take your ass to the Village and work the corner for a couple bills.