Photoshop is the devil and the truth ain’t in it!

Us Weekly, I am neither interested in how Mariah (who is rocking that “Always Be My Baby” hairdo) lost 20 pounds, nor do I give a damn about her “teenage” body. The center of attention needs to be focused on why she is dressed like an off-duty girl scout selling Thin Mints and ass undercover.

I apologize for my absence. I nabbed a gig interning in Sector 10C of the Wig Crypt and it was taking up the majority of my schedule. Things didn’t work out over there, though. Kizzy, Mya, and Amerie were planning an escape and almost got me executed by Tina. I had to quit that bitch!

I hope you all can accept this video as a symbol of my apology. May it bring you a smile!

…and that’s all you need to know!

[ pic via Lil’ Creole Pimp  ]

There is a significantly toasty spot in Hell waiting for the bitch that did this to R.Kelly’s head. Kizzy, was it you?

I was making one of my regular runs through Miss Info’s blog and that’s when I ran into this. Let’s not act like we don’t know what this new hairdo symbolizes. Braids resembling that of a 5th grade girl…sprayed golden…golden showers…you do the math, here. I’m through.

Wait, shouldn’t this Negro be in prison by now?!

SOHH has confirmed that the long awaited album Tha Carter III from New Orleans rapper, Lil’ Wayne has been pushed back.

Though originally slated for a May release, Weezy’s rep confirmed to SOHH that the album is due out in June. The alleged cover art hit the net earlier today.

Tha Carter III hits stores June 10th via Young Money/Cash Money/Universal Motown Recordings. [ source ]

Yeah, the album got shoved back. Whatever.

I would like to touch base on that album cover. Why, Weezy? Why? The crazy thing is that minus all those tattoos sent by a demon named Photoshop, Dwayne actually looked like a normal black child…with disproportional eyebrows, of course.

Baby Daniel, I need your take on this.

Usher and his husband were caught by the ‘razzi shopping the other day — you know buying, undergarments, Viagra, toenail clippers and the like. The surprise came when the couple were leaving and Usher was seen cradling an adorable baby boy that we are being told is the infamous Usher Raymond V.

Now, I passed Biology, Chemistry, and Anatomy in school. Therefore, I am cognisant of the fact that two men (or one man and one beast) cannot procreate human infants. So, what I’m trying to find out is — who’s baby is that, really?