An Angolan man accused of robbing 50 Cent’s diamond chain during a concert in Africa now faces criminal charges.

A two-minute video clip – posted on YouTube over the weekend – shows the G-Unit rapper performing onstage at the International Peace Festival in Luanda, Angola last Wednesday.

Suddenly, a man in a yellow T-shirt jumps from the crowd and snatches the rapper’s chain.

50 Cent and several security guards then chase after the thief as he runs off into the crowded audience.

According to the Angola Press, the robber was turned over to authorities by his parents on Sunday, who identified their son in the video clip.

He has been identified as Bruno Carvalho.

50 Cent has not commented on the incident. [ source ]

Well ain’t that about a bitch? Now that boy’s parents knew good and damn well that Curtis’ chain could have earned them a lifetime supply of imported Hamburger Helper…plus club money to spare. Why the betrayal?

Please treat yourself to this video of Five Dimes getting his chain swiftly snatched from his neck by a concertgoer in Angola Africa! After a few minutes of performing one of his records, you can see a daring young man jet on stage, grab the jewelry, then bust a 180° and haul ass! That is some fantastic shit there.

Young Buck, how many pickled eggs did you offer this guy to pull this off?

So, Sandra Rose is reporting that Yung Berg and Bow Wow are good chums now! They were seen together at a local bowling alley a few nights ago and as you can seen Shad could not keep his hands off of Berg. Talk about a chop! I bet their night ended in hot wax and cold lube.

Omarion, you should have logged on to dontdatehimgirl.com and checked this fool out before you let him pluck your rosebud. I don’t care how much he makes your booty toot!

KizzyRow called in sick to the Wig Crypt a few days ago and spent some time on Miami Beach catching some sun instead. She might end up missing.

We all have those days where we just want to let our armpits feel the fresh sea breeze and not worry about life’s trials. I’m not mad at Kizz at all…with those brand new boobies. Tell me that mean mug in the middle doesn’t tickle your soul just a bit.

Some of you sports fans, may know Santonio Holmes as the wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Others may know him as another football player with a criminal record. Now, we can all know him as the brother who likes to rock out with his cock out on the Internet. For some reason a photo of Holmes standing stark naked in the shower landed in my inbox today. I don’t get it. Is he pursuing a porn career or is Myspace starting a nude modeling feature?

Whatever. If anyone is interested in seeing a penis this evening (nobody can judge you but God), jump under the cut!

Photoshop is the devil and the truth ain’t in it!

Us Weekly, I am neither interested in how Mariah (who is rocking that “Always Be My Baby” hairdo) lost 20 pounds, nor do I give a damn about her “teenage” body. The center of attention needs to be focused on why she is dressed like an off-duty girl scout selling Thin Mints and ass undercover.

I apologize for my absence. I nabbed a gig interning in Sector 10C of the Wig Crypt and it was taking up the majority of my schedule. Things didn’t work out over there, though. Kizzy, Mya, and Amerie were planning an escape and almost got me executed by Tina. I had to quit that bitch!

I hope you all can accept this video as a symbol of my apology. May it bring you a smile!

…and that’s all you need to know!

[ pic via Lil’ Creole Pimp  ]

There is a significantly toasty spot in Hell waiting for the bitch that did this to R.Kelly’s head. Kizzy, was it you?

I was making one of my regular runs through Miss Info’s blog and that’s when I ran into this. Let’s not act like we don’t know what this new hairdo symbolizes. Braids resembling that of a 5th grade girl…sprayed golden…golden showers…you do the math, here. I’m through.

Wait, shouldn’t this Negro be in prison by now?!

SOHH has confirmed that the long awaited album Tha Carter III from New Orleans rapper, Lil’ Wayne has been pushed back.

Though originally slated for a May release, Weezy’s rep confirmed to SOHH that the album is due out in June. The alleged cover art hit the net earlier today.

Tha Carter III hits stores June 10th via Young Money/Cash Money/Universal Motown Recordings. [ source ]

Yeah, the album got shoved back. Whatever.

I would like to touch base on that album cover. Why, Weezy? Why? The crazy thing is that minus all those tattoos sent by a demon named Photoshop, Dwayne actually looked like a normal black child…with disproportional eyebrows, of course.

Baby Daniel, I need your take on this.