Britney Houston is too hot to trot! That homemade wig…that Cleopatra eye gunk…that song…I vote yes.

Shouts out to Necole Bitchie for taking the time to put this together and inform our community on the issues of bitchassness. Somebody give her a purple heart!

“Well [Buck], they got you painted up like a two dollar whore!” ~ Kingdom Come

When the going gets tough, the tough sell ass! Let’s not act brand new. Shay “Buckeey” Johnson can be found laid out in the new issue of Smooth showing what she’s working with…again. I’m getting a little taste of Diddy Kong Country in that first picture, but it’s okay. Slang that thang!

I really like the song, though. Maybe Milly and Kizzy can go on tour together. They should call it The Thank God Almighty: We’re Free @ Last Tour. Check please!

I caught my mother singing the chorus from “Rehab” yesterday, followed by her saying, “Crackheads are taking over”. I love that woman!

So, Amy was sighted at her home in London greeting some children who stopped by to say hello. The big pink cheery fellow is her father. Sweet, right? Well, it sort of looks like she was asking if any of them had a HoneyBun or some Pringles on their person, but I could be wrong.

This is a term that has always spoken a thousand words!

[ shouts to Mike Brown the REMIX ]

Looks like those lady lumps are packed to maximum capacity! Is ya-is ya-is ya hungry?

The always so lovely Halle Berry made an appearance at the Silver Rose Awards this past weekend, and looked amazing for a woman who just pushed a baby out of her juice box little over a month ago. I believe Halle will have men standing at attention until they bury her ass a G.

More pics can be found at Zimbio.

Nothing like some old home videos to set the soul right. Check out this clip of Girls Tyme (who eventually became Destiny’s Child) rehearsing some dance moves way back when. You have got to love memories like that, don’t you? Plus, the few shots of Papa Knowles wandering around with his Joe Jackson scowl on…oh, they just make it all worth while.

I vote to have all of those outfits reborn into a Dereon: Vintage Edition for girls this fall. Cut me my check, Tina!

The Knowles Effect — a rapidly spreading disorder which taps into the human psyche causing patients to believe that they are Beyoncé Knowles. Those experiencing The Knowles Effect often dress, act, dance, sing, and pose as Beyoncé in public. Researchers say the sickness travels through Popeye’s chicken and may have been created by Tina Knowles.

No, seriously speaking, I thought this video was cute. That wig was a huge NO, but the rest I’m not mad at. Little kids having fun is always good.

You, on the other hand…  

Why does this look like a fanmade YouTube video? Someone explain.