I caught my mother singing the chorus from “Rehab” yesterday, followed by her saying, “Crackheads are taking over”. I love that woman!

So, Amy was sighted at her home in London greeting some children who stopped by to say hello. The big pink cheery fellow is her father. Sweet, right? Well, it sort of looks like she was asking if any of them had a HoneyBun or some Pringles on their person, but I could be wrong.

This is a term that has always spoken a thousand words!

[ shouts to Mike Brown the REMIX ]

Looks like those lady lumps are packed to maximum capacity! Is ya-is ya-is ya hungry?

The always so lovely Halle Berry made an appearance at the Silver Rose Awards this past weekend, and looked amazing for a woman who just pushed a baby out of her juice box little over a month ago. I believe Halle will have men standing at attention until they bury her ass a G.

More pics can be found at Zimbio.

Nothing like some old home videos to set the soul right. Check out this clip of Girls Tyme (who eventually became Destiny’s Child) rehearsing some dance moves way back when. You have got to love memories like that, don’t you? Plus, the few shots of Papa Knowles wandering around with his Joe Jackson scowl on…oh, they just make it all worth while.

I vote to have all of those outfits reborn into a Dereon: Vintage Edition for girls this fall. Cut me my check, Tina!

The Knowles Effect — a rapidly spreading disorder which taps into the human psyche causing patients to believe that they are Beyoncé Knowles. Those experiencing The Knowles Effect often dress, act, dance, sing, and pose as Beyoncé in public. Researchers say the sickness travels through Popeye’s chicken and may have been created by Tina Knowles.

No, seriously speaking, I thought this video was cute. That wig was a huge NO, but the rest I’m not mad at. Little kids having fun is always good.

You, on the other hand…  

Why does this look like a fanmade YouTube video? Someone explain.

…and that’s all you need to know!

[ pic via Lil’ Creole Pimp  ]

I’m still salty about Fiascogate, but I’m trying to free myself. Great rap music is great rap music.

Hello Janelle Monae,

A few of my campaign interns have introduced me to your art. I’m impressed by your soulful and futuristic style that interbreeds Sam Cooke with Judy Garland. I’m captivated by your astonishing gift to convey heavy issues with symbolic design. And, I find your message to be powerful yet fun. I wish nothing but the best for you. Continue to introduce us to all that the Wondaland Art Society has to offer. Wishing you nothing but the best.

-Barack Obama.”

Now, that says something…I guess.

I like that Janelle is getting recognition these days, because she is absolutely brilliant. If you have not checked out her music, make yourself familiar. She is what the industry has been missing.

[ quote via Myspace ]

Young, Black, & Fabulous posted some fresh new photos of singer/songwriter (and focus of my stannery) Keri Hilson up today. You may know this talented beauty from records like, “The Way I Are” and as the lead video chick in Usher’s new video. Keri has written songs for artists such as Britney Spears, Chris Brown, Omarion, Jennifer Lopez, Ciara, Mary J. Blige and tons more. So, if you don’t know, now you know!

I wish Timbaland would stop running around with all these YT folk and drop this girl’s album…yeah Justin, I said it!