Halle Berry was out soaking up the flashing lights at Keep A Child Alive’s 6th Annual Black Ball last night. Survey says: drop-dead gorgeous, as usual. I’m gonna need her to put out a tutorial for some of these other women. Lil Mama, are you and your chin paying attention?
The Majestic Crest Theatre in LA smelled like new perms and fresh baby indian scalps yesterday during the premiere of Chris Rock’s Good Hair. Every black woman with a weave and a thrist for flashing lights was in attendance and/or slapping security with a pack of yaki to get in. It eventually just became a situation of numerous “That’s that girl from ________” outcries. Typical.
I’ll just post a few photos of people I recognize, because it’s Friday and I am not in the mood to waste my Photobucket bandwith on video hoes and straight-to-DVD stars.
Whitney is back and she’s snatching your idol’s wig off for fun. This new video for her single, “Million Dollar Bill”, proves it. I love the song and Aunt Nippy looks gorgeous. I will say that the concept of a secret club in a diner, supermarket, and/or sewer, is used more than Bow Wow’s bussy, but I love it nonetheless.
Well, if it isn’t Ms. Eve soaking up camera flashes on the red carpet of an InStyle party. The Pitbull in a Skirt has been enjoying the Toronto Film Festivities this week and promoting her upcoming roller derby flick, Whip It, with director Drew Barrymore. Now if we could only get her to drop an album.
I must be going crazy, but I’m going to be gentle with this chick today. These photos of Tru Blood Rihanna at Intermix Soho last night have been spread so far across the Internet that my granny probably has one as her cell phone wallpaper. While I would normally give Lil’ Akasha all types of hell, I can’t bring myself to do it today.
I’m assuming the “nice bug” has bitten me due to Friday jitters and those $350 Barracuda Shades by Kerin Rose (that I adore), but either way Rihanna Mae Bullock gets a pass today…but I’ll be watching, bitch.
Giselle: Yaki Princess is still collecting her L’Oreal checks and there is nothing you can do to stop that cash flow! Look at how that skin gives off a glowing shimmer. That isn’t make-up — it’s the 11 herbs and spices found only in Creole royalty. Take your shoes off before you come inside!
No words. You may blame FashionLIFE.
Aunt Grace is still storming the stage with her snatch wrapped tightly in some exclusive garments — the world is terrified and entertained at the same time. I still believe that Grace Jones gallops through Central Park on her free time and eats raw ducks and Bad Boy rejects, but she still gets love on this here site.
New York City briefly received an appearance from Giselle: Yaki Princess (Bey’s new nickname) yesterday after she got her grub on at Bar Pitti. Get into the wig hovering above her sacred scalp! It seems to be lightly sprayed with Tina’s extra special gravy — the secret family recipe is said to contain two tablespoons of Rowland tears. Are you not impressed?
[photos c/o Beyonce World]
My new favorite loony toon, Lady Gaga, was spotted in Tokyo giving off all kinds of hooker vibes and a wig that screams “made by Mattel” — I love it. The gossip mongers are raving online about a rumor that Madame Gaga is a hermaphrodite. Well if that’s the case, she’s got a mean tuck game and you beasts should be envious! Look how high it’s sitting underneath those cheetah print panties. Bow Wow/Lil’ Mama could never pull this off!
