Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. Don’t forget to visit our sponsors this week — Hulu Plus and IxoraBB!
YAS NEW READ
my reaction to the new episode of the read
A new Read! Praise Him!
Anyone who is not here for the Beyoncé portion of this evening’s entertainment
favorite part of the video.
girl, I flat lined only to be revived by the holy ghost just to die all over again
Beyonce…bitch. What fucking flaws?
Beyonce? Flaws? What?
I live for all things Bey!! People say I look like her & Im always trying to be coy about it butttttt…….I LOVE IT! XD
Just let it be
Did I forget yall came for NECKS on a regular? lol lol. its all good, i scared my dog laughing at this!
*save target as*
for the LIFE of me, I cant figure out how to save GIFs on mac, & GET THEM TO WORK!
idreamoflabels – GORGEOUS!
twitter – @pocahanajones
IG – pocahanajones
Girl please…you’re beautiful but BEYONCE!!! Don’t let white people tell you that you look like Beyonce…they think we ALL look alike.
You ain’t shit!
your NAMEEEEEEE aint shit!
lol lol. i love it
you cute and all…but Beyonce?
the tyra face! best one of all. hands down !
lol awww….it was funnier when I thought it was shade. lol
Oh girl. That is like me saying I look like Kelly Rowland because I’m a pretty dark skinned woman. Try again sis.
lol kelli or tika sumpter (because they’re the only 2 darkskin people in the universe, right)
Madame…the exit is that-a-way —–>
No you don’t. Now I know someone who looks like Beyonce.
YESSSS. I been waiting for this moment! A new Read!!!!
Funny how your icon is flipping me off. I’m a little bit in my feelings right now.
lmao! that’s just my twitter icon, my reply was more so because of my name. Don’t come for my owner lmao.
Reasons I don’t like Taylor Swift:
1. The bitch can NOT sing. Not in the studio, not live, not fucking no where.
2. That bitch made a fucking youtube video about joe jonas breaking up with her with some fucking barbie dolls
3. The bitch cannot write a song.
4. The bitch codes her ex boyfriends name in her album lyric books
5.The bitch is famous for dating famous men and writing about them after their fucking 2-3 month long relationship
6. She is the enemy of the modern feminist and she basically teaches young girls to let fuckboys ruin their day in my humble opinion
7. The bitch still ain’t cut Kanye a check for that MTV favor. You know you how they looove a damn victim.
you aint shit for this gif lmao!!!!
just one more lol
im stealing this one!!! i have to!! lmao
i have to steal these gifs and use them in everyday internet life! lmao
When was this? Gosh Ms. Whitney had so much life.
girl i have no idea. I saw Ms. Houston laughing on Tumblr and saved it lol
If you don’t stop preaching to these chilren. Yassss
these gifs!!!! i cannot!!!
For those not interested in Beyonce (but love Kid Fury and Crissle) you may want to jump to 26.28 or just before….you’re welcome!
what i don’t understand is why you are not interested in Beyonce. What?!
I like Crissle. most women are always about “keep the baby” no matter the horrible circumstances. Thanks Crissle! The woman needs to remove THAT. No baby should be born purposely without a father. Phuck that. The fact that she knew about this affair for so long and still slept with him though is gross. Do better!
Can yall do a READ on the LAHH reunion? Thanks!
i just want yall to know i will bring my own damn chicken to the show. lol
Beyonce touched my heart literally–that damn glitter was all up in my bra. Seriously though, I have always been on the fence about Bey. Sunday’s concert fixed that shit. That concert was one of the most overwhelming and beautiful musical experiences I have ever had.
The sermon on Beyoncé sharing her gift from God was absolute lived for. I am a better person for it. And that read. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am here for it. In fact, I am being taken away to heaven as we speak because that’s how good it was. I am SICK AND TIRED OF THE MAJORITY WANTING A STAKE IN THE MINORITY’S SHIT. SICK AND TIRED. Just today I got in argument with straight men who had their feelings hurt because there are certain gay clubs that only allow gay men inside, and bar straight men (including women in some places). They insisted it was discrimination and that it shouldn’t exist. Straight men crying because they want to go to a club where a bunch of gay men go to grind their crotches on another man’s butthole. Mind you there are thousands of other gay clubs that welcome you with open arms but no you want this one too. Like really. It is that serious that you the majority want to be part of it. The majority can poor all of Chris Brown’s Fleet in a bathtub and go drown in it. I am tired. They really want to cry discrimination because they don’t have a presence in the minority’s shit. I really want to exchange discrimination with them just for one day. Fuck them. I am so done. This is me leaving the earth cause I’m tired of the bullshit.
is that kerry washington?
*Receives Call*….on it.
To answer your question, yes.
Kid Fury and Crissle explaining the show:
Pretty much about the show:
About Chris Brown:
yasssssssssssssssss im a stan for J.K. Rowling and all things HP related
Miley. Fucking. Cyrus. Girl.
Yo Bey’s blonde hair looks brighter than her future
You know what….
That time Julius smiled when Beyonce surprised some fans doing the Single Ladies dance. Ive been thirsty since then. I really want to cook for him and make his bed.
Kid fury that damn read yassss! White folk ain’t been shit since the beginning if time, I can’t believe them and the mess they do. You and crissle are very intelligent and I’m happy you have this platform to educate the masses
I agree with Crissle. I think she should just abort the child. When it comes to abortion I believe it should be up to the woman who has do go through the entire ordeal, but in this situation it would be just too much to bring a child into your world. If you are financially sound and can take care of the child then all means keep it, but the father will absolutely NOT be in this child’s life and you should just keep it at that.
Call your uncle out? Bitch, if that was my uncle he would be on the brink of DEATH from the insane ass whooping he would have received from damn near EVERY branch of my family. Your mom needs to be called out for enabling and forgiving any of that fuckshit.
Crissle, speak on it about Tameka. I would be the EXACT same way when this occurred. She already lost a child due to a water related accident, and now THIS?! No ma’am! She wants her kids to be safe. This is more than enough reason for her to fight for custody if her children is not properly supervised. The aunt would have been slapped into last month for letting this happened. I feel for Tameka and wish the child a speedy recovery.
HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK POPEYE’S RUN OUT OF BISCUITS. AND THE RED BEANS AND RICE WAS HORRIBLE?! BITCH.
Just because someone’s family doesn’t mean you have to put up with their shit, trust me. My mother (who is a supreme hoodrat) mistreated me and my Grandmother (her mother) even while she was suffering from cancer. She stole from us, ran out on us and the whole nine so I had to let her ass go. Blood is thicker than water, but love/respect is thicker than blood.
AND THERE IT IS!
upload it to the internet
girl… let it go.
white privilege is the fuck out of control..these people are losing their minds…
When Crissle said Popeye’s Buffet:
This is now on my bucket list. http://www.kissfmuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Excited-Gif.gif
YAAAAAAAASSSSSS CRISSLE!!!! STUDS THAT ROCK FADES AND LOW CUTS ARE FINE AS EVERY FUCK THAT I CAN IMAGINE IN A LIFETIME!!!!
Okay but Kid Fury said….deepthroat…a chainsaw. I think our work is done.
And as for Chris Brown… his twitter has had more resurrections than Naomi’s edges so…yeah, good luck on that one bruh.
Popeyes is better here and theres a Super Popeyes in New Orleans. #WhoDat! Yayyyy Fury is a Saints Fan. Get him together!
SUPA POPEYES BITCH WHAT??! I moving to the south…
My nigga a supa one tho? Is it kinda like super walmart vs regular one?
They should invent a beyonce’ fan meter, if yo ass is not at least a 61/2>>>GTFO!!!>>>nothing more irritating than non-fans at a bey concert. BUT YOU TWO GAVE ME THE LIFE I NEEDED:D
Kid Fury’s Taylor Swift rant…..YASSSSSSSS!!!
Let me just go on record saying Chrissle WORE ME THEE FUK OUT IN THE BEGINNING.
I mean all know your some kinda special & all that but Gurrlll Shuut Thee Hell Up Sometimes…
WE ARE HERE FOR KID FURY GIRL..
Weeelllppp looks like u niggas Just gon be mad
I went on youtube and watched them perform “Bow Down” and “Tom Ford” in Brooklyn. When I tell you I was in my office liiiiiiiiiike http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pastor-flying-gif.gif
YOU HAVE TO GO, GET YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
Fine, I’ll go….but Gahtdamnit my exit will be flawless
LMFAO.. I’m DONE with you.
You have officially made my day and my mommas day!! Thank you.
lmao, I guess that means I get to stay now huh?
Have a shout sis. It’s alright
even if you in a benz you still a nigga in a coup when you said that kanye verse I swear I caught the holy ghost for a second thank you so much for that read talk about it!!
Am I the only one who lived for the “Orange is the New Black” reference. In love with that show! Glad you guys watch it too!
WHO DAT! GEAUX SAINTS.
“Racism won’t exist if we just stop talking about it.” I’ve heard that so many times…
What type of logic is that?! Really?! Do they know how that sounds? That’s like somebody running around here saying:
“If we just ignore World Hunger, it’ll go away. shhhh don’t talk about it.”
this weeks podcast wouldn’t download on any of my devices. i’m not sure if it’s just me but i had no problem with my other podcast subscriptions.
I love you guys!
best episode by far lol toooooo funny
WHITNEY came for it !!!!
Every time Whitney had a response all i could think of was
Crissle really re-receives her life just TALKING about watching Beyonce HAH!
You guys are everything. I swear. I’ve been a KidFury fan for the longest. And now I’m subbed to Crissle as well! So glad you guys are doing good.
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