This week, our good friend, Chescaleigh, is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice.
DMX could get a job at MacDonald’s busting a mop, it’ll take him like 1,000 years to pay off his debt but hey you shouldn’t have spent your money like you was living in Monopoly.
Confused you should just cut that guy off. He’s a fuck-boy, rapeist, and a wanna-be Stebie J?! Girl how you ain’t mutilated that nigga is beyond me. Your kid is MUCH better off.
Damn Fury was pissed this whole episode over them chips? they must have truly
FURY SPEAKS NO LIES. i had those chips 2 weeks ago and my tastebuds are still disrespected….however i cant wait to try popeyes new concoction
I saw the commercial for Popeye’s last night and thought, “Popeye’s is really stepping their game up.
I saw it on the internet and said NAWL this ain’t true but when I saw the commercial whoo!!! lawd http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pgvzdklU1rwcc6bo1_500.gif
Someone on my Facebook feed said that he impregnated his underwear after he had the new Popeye’s Chickenwaffle tenders. I fell out.
YESSSS!!! THE READ!!! <3
I am 100% here for Crissle’s chicken rinds idea they sound delish. And when Chescaleigh did that Britney Spears impersonation I flatlined… too much lol
I knew Chescaleigh’s voice sounded familiar! She made “Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls”.
Chescaleigh’s Brittany/Beyonce mashup…..#casket #dead #flipmeoveri’mdone
yaaay new read!! *insert crazy twerk gif here*
but for real doe, everytime i embed a gif it doesn’t work :/
Here you go sis
NEW READ NEW READ YES GAWD
LMAO at your name!!
Listen, I never leave comments on this website– but bitch my AC was fixed after spending hours sweating like Keyshia Cole edges at a Beyonce concert. On top of that, a new episode of The Read… With Chescaleigh? JESUS IS REAL!
NEW READ LOOK AT GOD
^this is mine. wasn’t logged in.
The North Carolina in me lowkey likes Crissle’s chicken and waffle idea…just sayin.
Maybe these raggedy women need to stop having these kids in the first place? You were supposedly raped (if she was raped she would have reported it and he would be in jail) yet she kept the baby anyway and now whining about the lack of father figure? give me a phucking break
Do you know how many women are raped and never report it? Alot okay and you blame her for being brave enough to keep a child she received from rape? You sound like a fuck boy yourself.
This isn’t some lifetime movie every girl (and boy in some cases) have the courage to come up and say something like that? Put up with all the shame and guilt causes by it. Also because the person has been personally known and trusted for a long time. Most rapists aren’t some guy who jumps out of bush and goes boo. They are people in your life that you would never guess.
I promise The Read is what keeps me going through the week…even if it’s parked close to the end of it…
Have you seen the statistics for the amount of women that report rape? Have you seen the statistics for the amount of men that get convicted and punished for rape? It’s low. A lot of women don’t report out of shame, or because they don’t want to get the rapist in trouble (it sounds bizarre, I know, but it’s mostly because rapists tend to be someone you know and love). I think this statement was really ignorant and you need to keep in mind how common rape is and how hurtful your comment is. Also, it’s really no one’s business what she does with her life.
I don’t think she was talking about the rape, I think she was addressing why she didn’t abort the child.
I know but why she didn’t abort the child is none of her business. Also, the way she went on about the rape thing rubbed me the wrong way, so I felt the need to say something about it. I thought it was ignorant and really insensitive considering how many rape victims there are. Rape is so common that there is a high possibility that someone who read her comment was a victim themselves.
I get you. I was just saying, though I did find dude’s(or chick’s) comment really weird. Unfortunately, I can only count two of my close female friends who haven’t been raped. I understand some people still wanting to keep the baby though I don’t know if I could before a certain point.
Maybe it’s because everyone doesn’t believe in abortion and because it’s not the child’s fault her or his daddy is a sick bastard.
In actuality, a lot of rapes happen every year, and a lot of men aren’t punished for it, and usually get the sympathy. I don’t want to get into the misogyny behind your comment because it’s long, but I think you should read up on statistics about rape.
the misogyny! nothing but the blood of the lamb and a good ass whooping can help you and your ignorant ass at this point. you really are not shit.
OMG! Your username! “dmx’s credit score” though! I can’t!…
everything flies out of window when beyonce is involved
Life is summarized in this very gif. May God bless you. You going to hell for that name tho
it’s a shame parents would name their children after a single digit number.
No! Not Miss Jeanette!!!!!!! I hate ya’ll lmfao.
I swear The Read gets me through the week…even if it’s parked near the end of it!!
Franschesca(sp) you ain’t shit!! Lmaoo yasss for that damn read and I literally fell to the floor with that Beyonce/Britney mash up bahahaha. Kid Fury was not here for the lessers today and I loved every second of it.
Yes! Crissle passed a read, lol!!!
Dj khalid, is craving for attention, that’s all I have to say
Yeah…he’s so thirsty for attention. What a way to promote your album. :¬/ of course he wouldn’t have to do that if he actually had a fan base.
Passss the readddddd like we used toooooo
Crissle. Read. Fuck you with a screw and drive it in.
Kid. Fucking. Fury. Them chips are so disrespectful.
i wasn’t logged in but yeah this is mine
Yassss! Apparently the 3:38 mark is when she served Kesha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndukGasUuwE
that look alone would have been enough for me to retreat back into my cave of irrelevance if i was keyshia
LOL. and your name made me almost choke laughing!
Get that dirt off ya shoulder Bey!!!
this gif is everything!!!!
She did that in Atlanta also. I would have luh-ovvvved for Keyshia to have caught this shade.
Bitch…that Britney/Beyonce mashup. Lord Jesus, you a worthy.
Chescaleigh’s read was so fucking good. Like I am so sick of straight white males crying boohoo. Acting and even in some cases, stating that their demographic is the most discriminated against. Like dry your tears child, what is wrong? Oh someone wrongfully called you racist/homophobic/sexist? Oh how terrible? You can’t use the words nigga/faggot/slut(and its variations)? Even in non racist/homophobic/sexist ways? Oh child. Put your shoulder on my head and cry for the torment society gives you.
I becoming less and less here for white folk, Jesus forgive me.
Same here especially this whole why can’t I use a certain word like why do you want to use the word so damn bad? Whoo the privileged irk my spirit.
omgoodness….I so agree.
YAAAASSS! Thank you!
About GOT DAMN TIME someone said something about the potato chips. Read muthafucka read!!!
about GOT DAMN TIME with the chips! Read muthafucka read!!!!
DJ Caillou omg Crissle
the read is everything…i mean everything, love kid fury and crissle
Woo, a new episode!!!
The amount of fucks to give coming from Kid Fury:
Sweet baby Jesus Chescaleigh’s Britney impersonation at the end had me wading in the water, all the way off a cliff into my casket
BITCHHHHHHHHH, NOT CONFUSED BOTTOMS!!!!!
When she went on Twitter to refute those rumors I read it with this face of her:
I want franchesca to be a permanent co-host!
That hot pocket/bussy reference…
Fuck you with a screw, and drive that shit in. YES, BITCH YOU DO THAT!!!!
I just simply could not handle her Britney impression. I fell out of my bed and onto the floor and laughed until my abs started to hurt. And her read was flawless!
Kid Fury, Crissle, Chescaleigh, I would just like to say that today I went through a horrendous break up and this show has been the only thing to make me cackle, so thank you from the bottom of my shady, single heart. & I mean that shit.
That the thumbs down was an accident. Although your hurt, look at it as God saying, let me get this F**K person out your life. Say no to F**K boys, and may you have more shade than ever before!!
True, not my error, and God don’t make no mistakes. I hate it took 7 months to figure it out but still. No love for anyone else, just good dick and jokes, that’s all I’m offering hence forth lol.
aw man, you’re most welcome and hang in there <3
You just….I can’t even…I’m just gonna…-shakes rattles and dies-
chesca’s brittney impression was on point
That Britney impersonation http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/shaonshamsul11/Gifs%20Part%202/laugh.gif
Chescaleigh….didn’t you get proposed on video…gur-lah!
Fury’s response to every listener letter was on point. After the word rapist….there is no need for conversaion. Like, girl, you are CONSIDERING having your son raised by a rapist??? nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. That’s like Keyshia Cole being Blue Ivy’s nanny.
And as for the dude with the peace corps boyfriend…ummm..might as well make your A4A, grindr, etc profiles now if you haven’t already. Steady orgasms are obviously a higher priority than a good man. You’d be doing him a favor, let him find someone who appreciates him. ugh
Chesca and that Britney Grown Woman mashup….
This bitch broke her ankle like 47 times in this gif. LMAOOO My soul is crying
what’s the name of the tom ford remix at the beginning of the show?
But WHY does she sound JUST like britney tho
Kid Fury’s read on those chips though!
Fury: “For them to DISRESPECT the legacy!!!”
Fury, you HAVE to make Chescaleigh a host. After this, she needs to be one. I have another #Brittany/Beyoncemashup idea! Allow us to give our own #passtheread jingle, b/c I can BLOW.
Your name though…. ::calls security::
My reactions to nicki and khaled. These two queens need to sit in a corner some where and discuss thier lack of edges and good sense.
Words mean things
OMG THANK YOU. Thinking “they’re” flawless
it’s a baby. excuse him. lol
YASSS A NEW READ!!
That Beyonce proposal would be everything!!!
when i’m at work, by wednesday i’m craving an episode of ‘the read’.. another good episode y’all!!! so good to a small-town gay black man that has almost nothing to hear but 2 chainz and abysmal hetrosexual rhetoric lol
I LOVE JOJO
Quiet as its kept sometimes Mommy is the best Daddy….
But WAIT….. That Britney impression though lmaooooo
“Did he just call his butt hole a hot pocket.. thats gross”
Just what I was thinking….thirsty ass bottom… Look listen if it was “love” you’ll keep ya ass at home
I REALLY REALLY hope Bey got Keisha Ampro Gel Cole together while on stage. Please god let this be true. LMAO
Aww Fury. Maybe I’m reading too much into this, but you sounded like you really didn’t want to be there or you didn’t care. I’m probably speaking for only myself, but if you need to take some time off of the Kid Fury business to focus on yourself then by all means do that. People will get over The Read not being uploaded for a week or two <3
Agreed I felt that too. But I also thought that if the show is supposed to take on the premise of an audience of listeners, listening to friends talk to and over each other, then we got it. we got just that. And maybe he wasn’t having a good day. Sending love and light to em.
i love your name. that song is my shit.
its my initials NEH – Thank you!
Why did I just realize that Dwyane Wade’s name was spelled that way? As for Ms. Funches, far be it from me to shade someone’s family name, but Funches? I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I swear when I read this headline: “Dwyane Wade’s Ex-Wife Siohvaughn Funches-Wade …”, I was like “What does ‘funches’ mean?” “Is it like ‘fugly’?” Like, “funches = f***ing punches???” Then I had to read it again and see the hyphen and was like, “oooooohhhhhhh, that’s her maiden name O_o
This has been the funniest video YET!!!! I had to tear my headphones out of my ears to stop laughing at work before I got my black ass fired!!!! The shit you all say is priceless!! Keep up the amazing work!!!
I swear on everything that the universe is trying to tell me something. I am dealing with Crissle’s read. Just do right. If you ain’t shit, you ain’t shit. i don’t understand how people think common courtesy is optional, especially when you’re “friends.”
i didn’t enjoy your special guest …
she had THE MOST annoying voice i have ever heard
Kid Fury was grumpy as fuck this whole episode, damn though sexy chocolate.
Kid Fury did seem like he had an attitude from the jump lol
My whole body went into submission when Chescaleigh did that Britney impression. I’ve never heard anything more accurate.
cuz i walk wit a vengeannnnnnnnnnnce
i bet cha i run thissssss.
Through the whole segment of this week’s #TheRead my reactions were like http://31.media.tumblr.com/905e8dba0980b2ca99d8b0c6130561f8/tumblr_mku8ulD63d1s6t1oio1_500.gif
I’m not one to actively try to make white people cry, but I’m with Chesca on this one. I’ve had to just completely stop talking to non-POC who refuse to enter a conversation about race with open ears and a closed mouth. If you shut the fuck up and stop trying to act all offended that we have the audacity to point out that white people benefit from the infrastructure of this society, then you might just end up being a useful human being. Otherwise, have a seat in the corner, face the wall, and don’t move until I tell you to.
a single tear fell when Fury said “honey roasted gooch” i am DEAD.
I like and respect Beyonce but am not here for a WHOLE show about her concert!
She is not a deity. Your stan discussions of Beyonce are becoming the least interesting parts of this AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS podcast.
“Honey Roasted Gooch”……………….Bitch……….That has got to be the funniest thing I’ve heard ALLLLLLLLLL year.
Ok, well I don’t know if it is intentional but it is recurring so I feel it my duty to correct: Subscribe not “Suscribe” in iTunes. Also, “Subscribe to T.R. in/at iTunes” is more specific. Just looking out for my favourite (yes with an ‘u’ as I’m English) podcast.
Those chips were really bad lmfaooooo
I agree with the comment on those chicken and waffle chips. My husband was looking forward to those chips coming out when he hear about them and when he final saw them on the shelf he grabbed a bag. When we got home and tried them, I was like what the hell is this bullshit!!! I spit them out. Unbelievably enough he threw them out and this nigga never throws any food out. He is a waste not want not type of guy.
I’m weak laughing at Fury’s description of the Chicken & Waffles flavored Lays. It is epic the lengths that he went to say the chips are nasty.
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