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Rihanna Calls JR Smith A “Desert Thirsty Nigga” On Instagram

So after weeks of rumors that Rihanna and New York Knicks player, J.R. Smith have been playing games with their lower regions, the Bajan pop star has fired shots in the basketball star’s direction.

Apparently Smith hasn’t been doing too hot on the court during these playoffs that everyone is riled about and after a Knicks fan made a comment on Instagram blaming Rihanna, she replied with the virtual chopper, calling JR a “desert thirsty nigga” and blaming the athlete’s struggle on his constant partying.

If you thought Rihanna had a single fuck to offer you on today, you were strong and wrong. Personally, I don’t know much about these games, because I don’t give a shit. However, you can take this read and do with it what you feel.

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  • Glossy BItch

    She reads DOWWWNNN!! And I love it lol

  • Sigh…

    Oh, GOOD GOD YEEEES! Folk keeping fucking around, accusing this bitch of all kinda shit…oh, bitch, you gon GET yo life today. She not worried about that, *scrolls back up for accuracy* “desert thirsty nigga.” Bitch already in her feelings over Yellow Warrior Deluxe, and you do NOT want it with this Liquor Queen today.

    Honey, Bless.

    • Lace frontin minaj

      Riri is not with playing with these fools…..she shouldve just stayed with Drake corney behind he wouldve treated her like a queen….this is what happens when you mess with ratchet men you become bitter…ike brown did a number on this chick…i think she scarred for life….

  • http://twitter.com/MJunloaded M.J.

    She’s saying he needs to stop clubbing and get his shit together? The irony…

    • Ms Fefe

      Agreed… The irony Lol!!

    • Nardo

      she’s not a basketball player you fuckin idiot. she makes music for a living. most of which are played INSIDE clubs. why would clubbing be an issue for her? there’s no irony involved, you’re just a fuckin retard.

      • Jen

        It would be an issue for her because she actually “sings” for a living and her clubbing lifestyle cant help her carry a tune let alone a 2 step. So there’s the irony.

        • Truth Teller

          And that would be irony if it weren’t true that her vocals have only gotten better since she started smokin weed. Not amazing, but far better.

          • Jen

            The only song she can actually sing is diamonds and stay. And THAT is barely on key. I went to the tampa show. And i shall not ever see her alive again. EVER.

          • Truth Teller

            And it took you spending your hard earned money to come to that resolve? Honey, that’s your own fault.

          • Jen

            Honey, I was a fan and wanted to see her live. I saw her live and now i know better. It was only 72 dollars thats nothing.

          • MarkAssBustahs

            BOW! queen of mean got her money already so she’s late to ciara’s body party

          • Ray J’s relevance

            I wouldn’t use anybody’s hard earned money to see a bitter, high on weed, half drunk (i don’t know whether to call her a lady) “sing” songs that sound better on my iPod. not a good investment.

      • RamenNoodles

        Because maybe she gets sick from partying too much, which explains why she canceled my tour date and others.

      • http://twitter.com/MJunloaded M.J.

        It seems that I have hit a nerve… GOOD.

      • Elle

        She makes music for a living, so do you really think her energy level and voice are going to be up to par if she clubbin hard and drinking alcohol like it’s water? You sound bitter and broken.

    • Lace frontin minaj

      Looooool…..cut her some slack she hasnt been the same since yellow dust put hands on her and those pics leaked….she need iylana to save that life and scripture

      • ZJ

        Iyanla would about as much luck with Rihanna as she did with DMX.

      • lovewill

        I CANNOT. Not today mamn.

    • TheMrs

      The irony? Chile bye. This chic works like a dog and KEEPS a tour and a high-end endorsement. She may drink and party. So the fcuk what. She’s 25, single with no kids. She handles her business and doesn’t miss a beat! Sit cho dumb Drake AVI havin’ ass down somewhere and take a long fcuking nap.

      • caseyG101

        Rihanna as an artist is a hit and miss. She hits the weed and miss the notes. Yes, Rihanna is successful BUT she’s a successful musician whose vocals are dryer than African feet and “dances” like her spine is on Life Alert. She has the attitude of someone who can hit 7 octaves but she can barely hit two. Instead of clubbing and being an InstaThug, she could be practicing on her 1, 2 Step and getting those vocals lubricated. Cuz we all know she ain’t nobody’s Beyoncé; she ain’t even the lessors like Keyshia or Keri Hilson. She ain’t even the chick that says “Maybach Music” on Rick Ross’ shit. That’s the irony.

        • JazmineThomas

          Help I’ve fallen down and I can’t get up! “Dryer than an African’s feet, she has the attitude of someone who can hit 7 octaves!” Bitch let me tell you! “Instathug, Maybach music” girrrrl! See Rih AND her fans think oohhh she sells albums and tours so yeah she’s great, yeah ok. NOBODY respects her as an ARTIST.

        • Sticky-n-Sweet

          You win the Innanets for today, honey.

        • TheMrs

          But….those millions of albums sold, sold out tours, cosmetics lines, clothing lines, perfume lines and ooh gobs of endorsements contradict that whole novel you both just wrote. Boops. You don’t have to like her. But, MILLIONS of people do. Toodles!

          • caseyG101

            None of that impresses me. Just because something is popular, doesn’t mean its good; crack sells like a motherfucka. The moral of the story is: you can’t read someone when YOU’RE readable. She forgets she walks around with a bookmark stuck in her neck and at any given moment, it can be pulled out and she can be read for filth. I’ll never be here for her slave-ass vocals but to each its own.

          • RihannasVocalCoach

            lay me down to SLEEP! from “maybach music” to “clitoris do backflips” I am logging THE FUCK OUT!

        • lovewill

          The Iyanla comment had me choking….this one here has a bitch on flat line. Good day….Good Life.

        • diamondsareblack

          “the chick that says maybach music” though really? Im logging off forever!

        • http://twitter.com/Ohtwiddlesticks Dancing Machine

          Rihanna’s going to continue to club because to be honest, it is what her current image is all about, and if it isn’t fucking up the money then why should she. It is very ironic, and until her “bad girl” image gets played out or she hits rock bottom, I dont see her stopping any time soon. poor dat!

        • Angiepurnell

          Your right, she’s nobody’s Beyonce but Keshia and Keri, they the ones partying outside the Grammy not Rihanna !

        • epiphanygirl

          *Clicks fingers* preach the word sir, this right here is basically the reality of the situation. As someone who studies music I can say if my girl spent less time in the club “livin’ it up” and more time polishing them vocals then I definitely wouldn’t mind droppin’ a pound or two to go see her live, as for now.. I’ll reserve my coins for Beyonce *sips juice*

        • Christina H

          BABY….READ of the YEAR!!!!!

      • http://www.EatStylePlay.com/ Eat.Style.Play

        If I ever want a laugh I come to these comments! PWhahah

    • JazmineThomas

      Lawwwd *gives preacher the blessing oil and holds hands up to Jesus* I’m going through the comments like when is someone going to take ME to chuuuch!!!?!?! Fuck READING a nigga. Grant it, Rih can read but to read with THOSE words!? No ma’m you have nerve calling somebody out on some partying that YOU’VE done too much of yourself. Can we discuss those canceled shows then partying the next day!? And let’s NOT get started on that 777 tour footage!

  • http://twitter.com/AbsurdSpoonful Jon

    Wait…Rihanna just try read someone for not doing their job well due to partying? They can afford to have irony in Barbados, I’m absolutely sure of it. I’m not doing this with her today….no the fuck I’m not. *exits*

    • Suchalady

      Buuuuut no one ever blamed someone else for Rihanna’s shortcomings, yet she was wrongfully blamed for JR’s. You guys CLEARLY don’t get that.

  • http://twitter.com/Jasquared27 GΣT SΩMΣ

    -Dead- you’re mixing shade, with my favorite sport of basketball?!? AND Rihanna is ruthless and correct. Is rasshole what she calls herself now?? This bitch is 2 steps past ridiculous

    • http://www.facebook.com/nickgasm69 Nicholas Řyan Řoberts

      No…Actually “rasshole” is a Bajan curse word.
      Like Jamaicans say “bumboclat”, we Bajans curse and say rasshole. Lol

  • lmfao

    I love it when she clocks people. Clap back queen.

  • HereForTheShade

    I can imagine that every now and then Rhianna will see some bullshit like this comment on her IG…slowly remove the ever so perfectly rolled blunt from her RiRi Woo laced lips, take a small sip of Schlitz Malt Liquor and proceed to show us why her ability to give a fuck has been on E since the Oprah interview… lest we forget the poor girl who she compared to a billy goat- split screen included… poor kids.

    • Sigh…

      Schlitz? Lmao! Because you know she the only nigga in the game that’s really bout that life.

  • RamenNoodles

    If anybody ever thought Rih wanted this aids infested man shoot yourself. I saw K.Michelle with her tongue down his throat and I nearly threw up. She basically shaded herself with that partying comment though.

    • B. Forreal

      Exactly!

    • Lace frontin Minaj

      you so true you can tell that negroid sling his meat everywhere…dem athletes are nasty they sleep with all types of chicks

  • jdorsainville

    Rih is like one of those little kids that threw a tantrum when they were blamed for something someone else did. On another note, home boy does need to stay his ass inside during playoffs.

  • coquettish

    Some of you are so dense like of course Rihanna parties we all know that shit. She shows up late to shows but people still wait and she still has fans and she’s still making money. But she isn’t a basketball player. She doesn’t have playoffs to attend. That nigga does lol

    • Truth Teller

      She’s a Rockstar. She is expected to be filthy as fuck and late as Octomom’s period. That’s not unprofessional for her. Two hours late and only 4-5 rescheduled shows is fucking saintly for her…

      • Lace frontin Minaj
        • MarkAssBustahs

          LISTEN NIGGA come get nicki minaj in that GIF what in earthly fuck is she doing? LMFAOOOO im crying aka chris brown aka dePRESSEDly snipes

          • Lace frontin Minaj

            loool she clapping too…idk what they were thinking putting her on prime tv..she too ratchet

        • RamenNoodles

          :o it moves? I AM CRYING!!! Not Nicki clapping with her ass.

          • Lace frontin Minaj

            i heard once the shots were off it moves again…

  • Statesside

    Ummmmm can she really comment on someone’s partying habits when has canceled show after show? Whatever.

  • _

    Oh rih.

  • http://twitter.com/_MsOfficial_ Lesia Forde

    LOL YESSSSSS. I Fuckin love it.

  • http://twitter.com/FURIOUSSTYLESX Furious Styles

    That Rihanna REIGN just won’t let up!

  • Truth Teller

    Aww, shit. What that nigga JR Smith done to have Rih callin him desert thirsty? I would like that included in her remix of Dirty Laundry.

  • drea

    Cause she is one to talk….

  • Kelendria’s Keys

    YASSSS one time for RIRi “rasshole me”! Gun shot inna di air!!!! bop bop bop

  • OhIts_Amanda

    I want her to go on the Breakfast club so damn bad. I wanna see if she would say all of that shit in an interview. Internet thug. & she’s the last person that should be talking about somebody not doing their job due to partying. Didn’t she cancel one of her shows because she went a lil bit too crazy the night before at a club?

    • MarkAssBustahs

      i could see that being the interview of the century if rih went on breakfast club. she would channel every motherfucker on this website. & i doubt she just thigs on the internet rih look like she had done beat some barbadian ass back in her day

    • RamenNoodles

      Oh, that would be a ratchet mess. It would probably be her realist interview next to her Oprah’s Next Chapter. She’s been snapping on a lot of her recent interviews lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnFo53_yfeI

      • Pita

        The comments on the video are so unfortunate.

    • http://twitter.com/ABitOfKwansLife Yep It’s Kwanzaa

      You really think she won’t be as ratchett in a breakfast club interview shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

    • Lace frontin Minaj

      her and Charlemagne are friends he loves her…that interview would be maaad funny

  • Beth Cooper

    She always hiding in between the comments of Instagram. Punk bitch.

    • NY

      Best comment on here

  • AXWELL311

    Is this ebonics? I can barely decifer this gibberish

  • B. Forreal

    I knew Rih didn’t want Kroger Michelle’s sloppy seconds.

  • Keisha

    Lmaoo..I luv me sum RIRI..bitch is ratchet as af…my kinda gal!

  • Terrray

    DAMN.

  • caseyG101

    Says the one who cancel shows, quicker than a Netflix free trial. Isn’t this the pot calling the kettle black or the Chris calling the Drake light?

    • JazmineThomas

      I’m saying! And people think she really about that “life”, pleassssssssse Chile that thuggery ONLY shows up when she is in a 10 ft radius of a router and her Wifi password is working. The only MF who screamed thug life and was REALLY about it was Tupac, so can we leave it to him?!

  • Girl Stop

    But RIhanna you do the same thang you said that thirsty nigga do. I love her reads, but imma have to say this one is a major fail.

  • Ms. Lee

    Proper use of the word “Rasshole”….Rihanna, you are complete and utter trash and I love every ratchet ass bay rum cocktail infused comment you slur..you complete me.

    • GirlStop

      and me as well. thanks!

  • FreeTuitionMakeHerDance

    LOL! Rasshole though!!! Gah! I love her and her loose ass mouth. That rockstar shit will do thangs to ya, she outta control on social media lol. http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/sulu.gif

  • ashaballot

    Sorry none of this excites me….

  • http://twitter.com/k_i_m_couture Kim.Couture
    • Suchalady

      This gif…

  • Education

    Shes ghetto as fcuk, it ain’t cool anymore you just sound like a non educated person.

    • Suchalady

      uneducated

  • TheMrs

    Oh My God! She clocked that “desert thirsty nigga” down in perfect English Creole. I LIVE! Puvljcljcuocl

  • RihannasVocalCoach

    As much as I love my employer’s reads…she coulda kept out the clubbin part. As someone who has to lug her strawberry swisher humidifiers everywhere, she can’t speak on fuckin up a job. That damn 777 tour almost killed me. 7 pounds of curry, 7 gallons of Febreeze and 7 fucks to give loaned by Drake so she could show up for each concert.

  • http://twitter.com/ABitOfKwansLife Yep It’s Kwanzaa

    Ummmm are some of ya’ll REALLY making excuses for her lack luster performances oh she’s just a singer. So yeah so let’s live it up drink and smoke which damages your lungs which you not only need to breathe but also you to what… SING! yeah drinking, smoking not getting enough rest can damage your ability to sing people. She’s also the one who wanted to introduce dancing into her package so endurance is needed for that smh.

  • Paradise dick

    She said nobody dont want. Meaning everyone does want him. What a Dummy

  • http://twitter.com/Ohtwiddlesticks Dancing Machine

    I am here for the self destruction of rihannas career. She needs to have an ice cold seat. She does read but for why whe she is two blunts and a scarlett takes a tumble from self destructing into a lifetime movie! I’m going to assume her and christopher share the same damn PR because they need social media damage control but eh… yall love it!