After planning and rehearsing her perfect posterior off, Beyoncé showed out during tonight’s Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Show. Mama Bey marched through a fiery stage (which resembled two profiles of her face) and performed 13-minutes worth of hits, including “End Of Time,” “Crazy In Love” and “Halo.”
Fellow Destiny’s Child members, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, confirmed the rumors and joined Beyoncé on stage for “Bootylicious,” “Independent Woman” and they even performed “Single Ladies” as a group. I mean, I sprouted a uterus only for it to shatter and run down my leg.
The lights were dazzling, the dancers were twirling and the hair was flawless. My spirit is currently on the Long Island Railroad searching for the meaning of life. You can catch video of Beyoncé’s killer performance below.
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