New Music: Azealia Banks – No Problems

I’d rather watch them rip out each others’ weaves.

Angel Haze has been wack. She went from some “stud” rapper to Aaliyah wannaba after getting signed. All her music sounds like a weird hybrid fusion of Tyler the Creator and an attempt at old Weezy. Her EP like someone said was just other people’s music that she covered. I mean let’s not forget this bitch has been calling herself the best female rapper for a while like we even know who she is? This is blatant shade because not to long ago she was talking about licking Azealia’s twat meanwhile engaged to a model who she claims to be the love of her life. GIRL. It’s clear she only wanted to associate with Azealia for further info to clock later and relevancy. Because we all know Azealia has been wanting female rapper friends. And the song she did about abuse doesn’t seem genuine at all just another ploy for attention. She’s a little girl stuck in a big girl’s body who never did heal or grow up and its sad. What’s even weirder about this diss is now she’s claiming it wasn’t just Twitter shit….then why try to make it seem like it was from the jump??? I’m going to go ahead and offer her a stadium of seats and this is way too long but she REALLY irks me.

Azealia had some good punches in that though. “Angels need Jesus. Angles & features.” “What’s a working girl to a boss bitch?” The first bits is kinda meh but when you get to that breakdown this bitch goes in! I pray Machinedrum produces her whole album his production is amazing. One more thing Azealia isn’t really lyrical/rapper like Angel Haze she’s more of an artist. If that makes sense, Angel might can spit but she could never make a jam like this. I wish AB would just shut up and ignore. 

who is angel haze?

This whole “feud”… team nobody. Go away Angel & drop a goddamn album Azealia 

This whole thing is funny as fuck. Angel Haze started it up by coming after Azealia for something that was not even directed at her (as far as we can tell, I guess), and the fire with which she came for her means you KNOW she was just WAITING to gun for her. You pressed, boo? Sit, please.

You can tell Azealia gives not one single fuck. Angel Haze’s diss goes mad personal, but Azealia just comes back with “this bitch is too jealous, I’m over it.”

So stupid overall, but I’m just curious as to why Angel Haze was so thirsty for a fight?

But is everyone catching this shade stunt queen supreme Perez is trying to throw? 

Miss haze those SEATS are waiting for you girl.

Yeah, well all of this is some ol’ bullshit. Neither of these women are the winner here. Azealia’s vague ass track was boring. The production is nice but her bars were lacking. And let’s be real, she keeps trying to recreate the formula of 212 and it hasn’t happened. Her EP was better than her mixtape, and she is forever airing out her personal shit on twitter. Her personal life is more transparent than her bangs. Yawn. Can’t we leave that shit in 2012 with Little Miss #ThugLife and Bucky Beaver?

Angel Haze’s tracks were superior – kinda like how you would prefer Little Caesar’s to eating pizza straight out of the garbage. Her tracks made me laugh but her attention-seeking is obvious. She clearly jumped the gun and wanted some posts about her: mission accomplished. Azealia Banks must not bend at the waist because I’ve never seen her take a fucking seat. Her Sour Patch Kids personality probably shouldn’t be on trial here but it gets her into so much unnecessary shit. Like, Azealia, if you’re weren’t so busy switching between being Gollum and Smeagol on Twitter, maybe you could’ve had your album out in 2012. You know, when your buzz was the strongest, and your baby hair was the longest. I’m not ingratiated enough in the gay community to get all up in arms about her f-word comment (without sounding like a privileged white straight person)…but I am a woman, and fuck her for using “being female” like it’s an insult.

And fuck Angel Haze for acting like she ain’t a dark butt herself, or pretty much like a shade lighter than Azealia. She’s leaning on this “but I’m part Native American” shit like she’s a color-struck character in a Toni Morrison book and the shit ain’t cute. This lover’s quarrel-esque bullshit is not beef. It’s just a big ass, ig’nant pot of chitterlings. Damnit, now I’ve typed an essay when I told myself I wasn’t going to say anything.

They takin out they scrunchies and they pullin off they press-ons…

Gosh, munch each others carpets already 

I like Azealia but Angel killed her, THAT was a diss track. A diss track is supposed to be personal otherwise what’s the point?

I can’t get with Azealia’s track because I can barely understand what she’s saying the majority of the song. The production was distracting to me. But anyway I’m here for this.