Rihyoncé Bot made an appearance at yesterday’s British Fashion Awards with her hair done and her jugs high. The dress resembles my grandma’s old cushions, but I think she’s still glowing. What is Rita serving you?
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I’m just happy to see that strong red lip wasn’t there with the strong black brows and strong blonde hair. It’s a step in the right direction.
man. listen. her face normally has so much going on i have legit looked at her and screamed ‘Yikes!” out loud. the face looks better but the dress is tickety tack. ‘Rihyonce’ is def the perfect description for this girls look.
I find it sad that she’s being dubbed as a Rihanna clone, yet she has more vocal talent in her pinky toe than Rihanna has had on all 7 of those pitiful albums. Life isn’t fair…
I agree, she does have more vocal talent than Ri, but I think her style is somewhat similar to Ri’s.
People are so quick to say that but what is rih serving you? Some “unique” vocal tea with good ass songs. While rita gives you a basic voice that you can hear at every baptist church at bible study on a basic track that sounds like even MYA rejected it.
“Unique”? So is that your way of admiting that she can’t sing?
No. She can sing…just not very well. You can have all the vocal talent in the world and still not be able to sing ex. Xtina. People go all out saying she has no vocal talent when truth be told she has a little talent and she knows her lane cause she’s clearly dominating it.
Rihyonce indeed! She is also serving a dash of Gwen Stefani (not so much here) but she’s three people in one.
She not serving me a damn thing
She reminds me of a vampire… I don’t know, something about the shape of her mouth… very Anne Rice novel looking.
that and the paleness
I wonder when she will get a stylist .I’m assuming she doesn’t have one
In Regina George’s voice, “Stop trying to make fetch happen”.
Lmao…yea still don’t see it
Even though she made that dress out of curtains, that color is nice on her & I’m glad she went for different make up. Keep going gurl
Something about her face bothers me…..very Mrs. Potato Head’ish
I wish jay z had backed up melanie fiona instead of this chick…..I don’t see it for her
She was suppose to be the new Rihanna. Jay always does this, Amil was suppose to be the new Foxy Brown, Rihanna was suppose to be the new Beyonce and so on. It never works, well it did Rih because she found her “own” style. That’s what Rita gonna have to do if she want her music career to go anywhere. But me, personally don’t care for her. Rihyonce (she doesn’t deserve the accent on the e) Stefani Ora suits her well.
She is serving nothing.
I feel as though she is giving me Joan Collins circa Dynasty teas with a splash of Faith Evans face.
She is serving me Tiffany’s ring box. It is a damn shame I still haven’t heard one song from her.
Roc nation is a joke rihanna and bey came to that team already winning….i dont see it for nobody else over at jay z label…i feel bad for j cole
I just don’t think a new artist’s career can be fostered by another artist. Their career will always come1st and yours will be 2nd. And yes, J. Cole is a perfect example of that. As is Melanie Fiona, Bridget Kelly, and everybody that got duped into signing with Bad Boy. Sadly, J. Cole is very talented but he needs to break free from Roc Nation if he’s serious about his shit.
I like her. I don’t know why…I just do!
This is a mess. Her facial expressions are weird, the only good photo is her smiling and the over the shoulder thing. That dress is not for her and her lips look washed out.
I need to know who designed this mess so I can mail in my complaint form.
I like her but she is serving “Superhead goes to prom” circa 1986. Maybe next time?
They stay trying to make her happen. I hope she’s counting her coins because all of that hair, makeup, outfits, travel, production is all coming out of her singles sales….
I mean, she’s stunning….but is anybody still checking for her?
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