Candid Yams: Kim Kardashian Flies Out Of LAX

Kid Fury November 21, 2012 Uncategorized 36 Comments

Kris Humphries’ wife (and Kanye West’s receptacle) was seen at LAX airport in Los Angeles today wearing some tight ass leather leggings that had her buttcheeks screaming “give us us free.”

Rumors have been plaguing the web that Kim is stalling her divorce from Kris Humprhies because she doesn’t want people to think the marriage was fake — which makes no sense since even my granny knows that trash was fake.

My guess is that Kris hasn’t signed those divorce papers because he wants the Kardashians to suffer for their fraudulence…or maybe he’s waiting for severance pay. I don’t know, girl.

Photos: Pacific Coast

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  • Don’t Let Me Die Skinny, Jesus

    I just don’t see it for Kimmy K. in life….I just don’t. Pretty girl…but no.

    • Jazz

      Your name, though. //////______________

  • Sensationaly_Slain

    “give us free” tho?!?!? *logs out*

  • The702Diva

    I mean…..her butt just……aww fuck it!

    • Sunny Smith

       that’s exactly what her surgeon said.

  • Yep It’s Kwanzaa

    This Amistad shade lmao.

  • f dat I’m a woman of God

    No u didn’t go amistad but for real if she wants us to believe that sham of a wedding had an ounce of truth maybe she shouldn’t travel the globe in God awful outfits with her mistress

    • Buckey’s Wig

      I love ur name

      • YouDontWantNoProblems

        Dead @  mistress
         lawd…y’all and the shade, Jesus…

  • MissMe

    I need Kim (and Kris) to understand that not many fucks are given about the validity of their marriage. The general consensus is that it was a sham, the rest of us have moved on, I need them to sign on the dotted line and do the same.

  • ZJ

    First, Dimmy should never leave the house without Spanx. Second, I truly believe that this fake ass marriage was going to be nail in the coffin of that wack ass family until Kanye decided to extend their time in spotlight by hanging around with them. Thanks, Kanye!

    • Chrissy’s Mole

      You know Ms. West has a history of butting in and not waiting her turn.

    • heyboo

       Thee biggest cap ‘n save a ho in hip hop history award goes to Kunty West.

      • Buckey’s Wig

        I co-sign this….

  • Um Yea!

    I’m sorry, but I have never seen a black girl with real ASS that looks like that! Neva in life. Maybe she does have some romp (more than the average white girl) but the rest of hers is not REAL.

  • CaramelHottie

    Her ass looks disgusting.. Whoever did her brazilian butt lift needs to fork over that refund immediately..

    • Awkwardfunny_girl

      Agreed. That thing is out of control and not in a good way. Lord, please be a carpenter a fashion this woman a seat

  • Kayy

    I think her ass shots are way past overdue, cause that shit is slipping in that attire. 

  • Stacksonstacks

    SMH at those pants. I bet it smells like burnt bacon down there

  • FirstNameLast

    There’s a problem when your ass looks like you’re wearing a diaper. A dirty diaper.

  • GiveMeLife

    I never understood and probably never will why these people when “fixing” their butts never get the legs to match! It just perplexes me. Why not get the hamstrings pumped up too? The chicken foot and pigtoed look has never been cute.

    • flojo

      ”The chicken foot and pigtoed look has never been cute” time of death 11.00 am 

    • Buckey’s Wig


  • CloudWatcherNSearchOfShade

    I can NOT handle seeing Kim’s cakes every time I check to see if Fury’s updated. That screenshot is just… so I’mma come back on Monday and hopefully that fuckery won’t be the first thing I see when I check in.

  • Jasminea Grant

    You know…I don’t care how many ass shots, botox injections or Mattel silicon parts you insert into your bottom. As a white woman, when your time is up, honey its up. She’s slowly starting to transform into the crypt keeper right before our eyes, and that ass is starting to look like a soggy bag of molasses. 

    Ya’ll, keep her lifted up in prayer…

    • Scarf Junkie

      Soggy bag of molasses though? 


    • Buckey’s Wig

      Transforming into the Crypt Keeper right before our eyes…..loooool…..i cant the shade is real out here in these streets

  • FirstNameLast

    Bro, can you post something new? I’m tired of seeing Kim K’s saggy booty on my top sites…..LoL, just saying.

    • whatevs

       lmao I was JUST thinking that! I hope there’s some new content soon… just being patient. This isn’t the only blog I read but it’s one of my faves.

    • CloudWatcherNSearchOfShade

      I was JUST coming to write the same thing. I know you are having a fuckass time in New York. I really hope it gets better real soon. But please, please post about anything.

      Those lumpy ass cakes make me so nauseous every time they come up on the screen.  Even the down for maintenance screen is better than what is there now… I just. *sigh*

      (Real shit though, I do hope it gets better out there or that you get to go back home or somewhere else that is better for you. But either way, keep your head up!) 

  • Itossdudes

    Fury, you definitely got quoted on Tia & Tamera!! your Chrysler though a cheerio got used

  • Ashleigh_bruce

    Meanwhile…Kim’s ass looks atrociously disgusting. *projectile vomits*

  • NoseyJonesy

    Obviously Kim passed on the extended warranty for her ass. The shape is just tragic…

  • DMV

    Everyone could hate Rihanna for supposedly takin Kanyougivechrisbackplease’s man.. But Kanye West is dating a married women who faked her marriage & everyone loves Kimye. Can you say Hollywood is messy!

    • Buckey’s Wig

      That’s not true we hate kimye….especially kim…uugh

    • BeiSandy

       Don’t forget Alicia.