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Chris Brown Shows Off New Orange Lambo

Kid Fury November 7, 2012 The Chronicles Of A Yellow Warrior 17 Comments

His president is black and his Lambo is carotene. Yellow Cake is still out here being a rich nigga — money, ~~hoes~~ Rihanna, cars and clothes. You know.

The singer was photographed hopping out of a shiny new orange Lamborghini today in Hollywood. This is supposedly a paparazzi shot, but it looks like Chris had his cousin take it for a new Facebook cover photo. Either way, look at him being rich and shit.

Photos: Bauer Griffin

Suchalady

“it looks like Chris had his cousin take it for a new Facebook cover photo” lmao same thing I was thinking!
http://twitter.com/MJBasically M.J.

Instead of buying cars, Christopher needs to buy a Big Mac, a Whopper, a Baconater… all combo meals. This crackheadish appearance is not kosher.

MissDom

Amen….
whatevs

He also needs to buy some class but he can’t afford it :/

CurlyBoo

@ M.J.- and an extra-large all meats pizza.
CRoc

is he sashaying his hips while he struts in the first pic? I see you girl
Heyboo

In that top pic he looks just like a wooden puppet.
Tjfdragon

Why the hell is the car door still open in the second pic?? Also, check out the license plate on the car. That’s not a real California plate so a rental or lease or some ish like that.

serenissima

Looks like paper tags to me… Which you get with new cars

Tjfdragon

Not in Los Angeles,, no paper tags

whatevs

To quote Kid Fury, “rich nigga accessories”
FreeTuitionMakeHerDance

Rich nigga shit lol.

With all the traffic we got he’d be lucky to get over 80 in that car, especially with LAPD handing out speeding tickets on a daily.He should get himself a hybrid and a full plate of bbq ribs or SOMETHING and go HAM on it. Too Skinny!
http://profile.yahoo.com/QASGAMBAKMAW7QDEXSNEKPCZZM Sharanda

my husband is too flashy! wavy ass nigga.
idreamoflabels

WOO WEE. I love his lil skinty azz.
http://twitter.com/SeikoIsKING Seiko

ya’ll can’t expect that boy to put on way with the way he performs. Dancing alone will ALWAYS keep him Slim until he decides to retire. All he does is smoke weed, Eat and Dance. Bet money though, When he decides to take a break from music you’ll see some kind of weight gain

Earthshaker1217

That’s true. Dancing is a constant workout of every muscle in the body. That’s why I like taking dance/fitness class at the gym because it’s easy to get hype and dance.