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Watch: Real Housewives of Atlanta [Season 5 Premiere]

Kid Fury November 5, 2012 In Case You Missed It 23 Comments

So The Real Houseflies of Atlanta are back and this season is already cooking up the dramatics with a side of Crystal’s hot sauce. With Shereé Whitfield booted to the pile of debris that is her “chateau,” Bravo pulled in two new ladies for the cast — Porsha Stewart (wife of former NFL star, Kordell Stewart) and former Miss USA winner, Kenya Moore.

In the season premiere, Nene’s creepy ex-husband, Greg, is trying to win back her love now that she’s placing even more Hollywood checks in the bank. Kandi is in love with some butch queen who works for Bravo and the couple are already discussing children. Kim is stressed out about moving with her husband, her kids and her slave.

Phaedra and her upper lip still frighten me, especially since they are now trying to bury animals. Cynthia has her baby daddy living in the house with her husband, Uncle Ben. New addition, Kenya, is introduced with her bright eyes and old ass Vivica Fox hair and she immediately comes off as the crazy bitch.

There’s lots more going on in the episode which you can watch below, courtesy of Mr. World Premiere.

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  • jajay22

    sweetie is from the nation of ashistan and the capital is badweaviston her massa’s oompa loompa lookin ass is mayor

  • Heyboo

    I used to idolize that Miss USA when I was a baby!!!  I think Kenya is really gonna work my nerves, in a good way. She is so white girl crazy….. They didn’t even show the other new chick who I give no fucks about….. While watching Kandi and her dude I told my friend is a Queen, it’s all in the eyes…Kandi is such a wealthy lame. No comments on the rest.

    • http://twitter.com/ABitOfKwansLife Yep It’s Kwanzaa

       that’s be/c she isn’t an actual cast member she’s gonna be a Marlo who I read via Lenethia’s twitter is also gonna make an appearance bxtch this season finna be bomb!

      • Heyboo

         Ooooh! I thought Marlo got kicked off because no one wanted a hard ass criminal on the show, but honestly I am here for Marlo! I

  • Rihanna’s Left Breast

    LMAO @ the “Old Ass Vivica Fox hair” shade. Girl. 

  • Stacksonstacks

    SMDH at broke ass Kim trying to shade Kandi’s new crib & talking about the hood. Sit your jealous, always pregnant ass down and take raggedy Sweetie with you
    Kandi is RHOA’s Royce. She got a new dude every seasonNene looked like Hulk Hogan in that blonde wig but I respect her hustleKenya, Kenya, Kenya! You’re doing too much and I need to see the receipts for all that shit she was claiming e.g. producer, author, director…….girl, stop!Cynthia finally grew a backbone. How niceDavid Ruffin looks good!!!

  • Stacksonstacks

    SMDH at broke ass Kim trying to shade Kandi’s new crib & talking about the hood. Sit your jealous, always pregnant ass down and take raggedy Sweetie with you.Kandi is RHOA’s Royce. She got a new dude every season.Nene looked like Hulk Hogan in that blonde wig but I respect her hustle.Kenya, Kenya, Kenya! You’re doing too much and I need to see the receipts for all that shit she was claiming e.g. producer, author, director…….girl, stop!Cynthia finally grew a backbone. How nice.David Ruffin looks good!!!

    • Ng

      Kandi’s only had one boyfriend on the show (as far as I can remember) and he later became her fiance. I’m actually glad she’s found a new man. She seems happy.

      • http://twitter.com/ABitOfKwansLife Yep It’s Kwanzaa

        However they are already talking about kids and ain’t even married no shade to her happiness but that’s exactly how she got in the situation she did with Her daughter’s dad. She better marry that man first.

        • Jazz

          Word. I’m strongly against shacking up before marriage. Recipe for disaster

      • Ms. Cellaneous

        This will actually be the third. There was AJ, after that there was the football player with whom she talked about staying celibate (needless to say that didn’t last long), and then this young man that looks HIGHLY suspect. Keep in mind Kandy has only been on here 3 seasons, this one being the third. There was indeed a new man every season… Just stating facts

      • http://twitter.com/ABitOfKwansLife Yep It’s Kwanzaa

        and she had several after AJ.. two one was some football player.

  • Jazz

    I was so excited to hear Kenya Moore joined the cast, with her pretty chocolate self. But when she opened her mouth…UGH! Stank ass attitude. I’m not here for it. I LIVE for the shade that Phaedra throws. I think Cynthia’s baby daddy is Uncle Ben’s beard, low key ya’ll! Call it what you will. Please someone tell Harriet Tubman aka Sweetie to have an everlasting seat with her jiggaboo-pink lipstick. Hot ass mess!

    • http://twitter.com/ABitOfKwansLife Yep It’s Kwanzaa

       Chile please Leon don’t swing that way….. let’s pray not, ya’ll heifas take all the cute ones lol

    • http://twitter.com/DePharrella ∞ηεℜđ∞Bleeeepn

      not uncle ben, leave this fucking earthhhhhhhh

  • http://twitter.com/ABitOfKwansLife Yep It’s Kwanzaa

    Kim is a bigot her Mammy and her are some hating ass heifa’s who just mad cause she finna be homeless and Sojourner Truth’s checks finna stop coming in. If I was Kandi I would have threw both them out and Sweetie no damn well she lives in the REAL HOOD. I was excited for Kenya but she’s now getting a side eye from me but she will make for great TV.

    Cynthia is slowly gaining a backbone Hooray girl.

  • Januaryspice3

    I didn’t watch it all yet but did her husband really give her cash for her birthday? How tacky…

  • You mad? Stay mad

    Dearest, Kenya… bitch… just sit down and the entire fuck up. XOXO -Everybody

    • You mad? Stay mad

      ***SHUT the entire fuck up.

  • http://twitter.com/DePharrella ∞ηεℜđ∞Bleeeepn

    Not here for kenya moore. . that whore bag can have her “Miss U.S.A” Bejewled crown, and those Vivica fox low buget movies she made.She is just so unnecessary those remarks she made about the models that were posing for JET ,were true but the way she delivered it wasnt even shade, just plain rude, and over-spoken . Kenya being with Apollo12 Nothing I would even be suprised by,Phaedra prolly fucking someone else too with that zoobumafoo booty, so i doubt she could give a fuck about Showtime with the Apollo . Kandi still taking hormone pills, Nene /Kim i will continue to live for they old asses.Everyone else ?Who? Oop,Irrelevant .

  • ReeseWhitley

    Why did sweetie look like she was in blackface WITH drag make-up on? Ewww. And then had the nerve to walk up in Kandi’s house and throw shade…….sweetie, literally, take a seat. And Kenya Moore, gurl, you’re cute and all, but 1.who lied to you and told you that you could cover rosacea with mineral make-up, and 2. that you had a right to act out. B!tch I know you like to show you’re ass, but that was not the place. Imma need you to go to your room, and stand in a corner. Phaedra, I like you; you a little weird, but you’re about your money, and only two things in life are certain. Nene is nene, just with a credit limit increase, and few more gays in her corner. Kim can catch balls for all I care, she is tacky for calling out her parents, and shame on Kroy for co-signing her nasty ass attitude.

  • ZJ

    I need for Kenya Moore to have one or more seats because I didn’t even know she was still alive as I’ve seen neither hide nor hair of her since her reign as Miss USA twenty damn years ago. As for Kim’s hating ass… If Kandi lives in the hood, then I need to live in that hood. And what was up with her “if I was Black I’d have an indoor pool too” comment? Fuckery.

  • CurlyBoo

    oh Kenya’s gonna get on my damn nerves. her attitude is NOT it-she won that title and think she’s the shit, but i had no clue on who the hell she was-like thousands of other people. so she needs to cool it down.

    Cynthia’s baby daddy is fine as hell. i remember him when he played in the Temptations movie. 

    this season looks like its gonna be good!!!