Kid Fury PSA: Keep Your Hands To Yourself

Kid Fury October 12, 2012 Kid Fury TV 85 Comments

My video response to the uppercut that was heard far beyond the gates of Heaven. Again, I don’t agree with the bus driver’s actions, but in my opinion…well just watch.

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  • MsCherylJ75

    I will see y’all at the pearly gates ….

    • Misha

      This is the ghettobird’s Facebook account:

  • Nicole

    this was not the day for me to watch this video!! i have a cold and choked on my cough drop TWICE because i was laughing so hard. i almost died fury, and as giddy as i am right now im pissed off that you had to speak so much truth in my moment of sickness

    • Young & Pruned

      the jaws on the bus go up-and-down
      the jaws on the bus go up-and-down aaaaaaalllllllll through the town

  • TSPtheMBA

    This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a long time.  Black people will never get anywhere if we continue to act like animals. He could have easily removed her from the bus without using that kind of force.  His life is now ruined.  He’s going to jail for a long time.  Was it worth it? He’ll have plenty of time to think about that while he rots away  in the pen.

    • MissMe

       I hardly think he will be going to jail for any extended period of time. He could argue self defense considering the fact that she attacked him first. If anything they should both be charged. I see a plea deal in his near future, I say probation at best. Now while I do think he was excessive, the situation was brought about by her assaulting him first, don’t dish it if you can’t take it!

      • guest22

         ”Self defense”? When was his life in danger though? He had the upper hand in the situation. I mean why didn’t he just put her off the bus? Instead of engaging in an argument w/ her……

        • MissMe

           Your life does not have to be in danger, she was trying to do bodily harm to him, you are allowed to defend yourself in that situation. You are not obligated to sit there until someone half kills you before self preservation can kick in. I clearly said that I thought what he did was excessive, but it hardly warrants serious jail time. Why didn’t she just get off the bus since she was having such an issue, or better yet go back to her seat, sit down, and shut the fuck up? You aren’t supposed to be standing at the front of the bus with the driver in the first place. Either party could have done things differently, but the fact of the matter is this young woman brought this attack entirely on herself.

          • Lol

            Do you have proof that she assaulted him physically? Probably not and neither does the bus driver. So he would have no reason to spend time in court with no evidEnce while the girl has the propf thathe assaulted her 4 times in this vide and she could sue for her property being damaged. Idgaf what she did him uppercutting him wasnt necessary. He should know better hes been driving the bus for 22 years. There were other ways of restraining her besides uppercutting her and dragging her by the hair. She was wrong but he was way worse and in the eyes of the law, she has the upper hand

          • Misha

            Wait one good damn minute. Did you just ask if the bus driver had any proof that he was assaulted? Did you not watch the damn video? The proof is on tape and is backed by 3 witnesses who gave a report to the police saying that the ghettobird came on the bus and started a fight with the bus driver. She spit on him and he pulled over and he SHORYUKEN’d her ass. Our body has 2 reactions when we are threatened. Fight or Flight. She ran up thinking that she was Billy Badass and got her jaw reset. Now I don’t think he should’ve given her that Sagat approved uppercut but when you put your hands on someone, you will deal.

          • funkyheadhunter

            Um…I do believe the video shows her going after him while he is OPERATING A LARGE VEHICLE (thus putting him and everyone else on board in danger). She hit him and spit in his face. In this day and age, the minute some banshee ass broad starts spraying her bodily fluids on me, it becomes a case of self defense. Point me in the direction of this man’s legal defense fund because I want to make a donation.

          • serenissima

            youre right… spitting in someones face is legally assaulting them… from that moment on he was defending himself and the lives of the other people on the bus and that can be EASILY proven in court with the video testimony. no idea what some of these posters are talking about.

          • KSing86

            They both signed papers saying they won’t press charges against each other, so they both know they did wrong. 

          • MissMe

             You clearly didn’t watch the video or the subsequent longer video showing her berating him for several minutes before the fists started flying, have a few seats…

          • vanessa197676

            You could just read the police report on The Smoking Gun:

            It includes witness statements and the fact that the bus driver was going to press charges, but when the police reached out to finish the paperwork, he had changed his mine.  All included and able to see in the 7 page report.

          • Girlahh

            Girl. did you watch the video, she touched him in his personal space while he operating a fucking bus!! and trust me had he touched her to push her off the bus, she would have swung on him, probably making it worst, she is trash and she is too damn old to be acting like some ghetto bird. 

          • Melissamoye1957

             they have a camera on the front of the bus they were discussing it on the view this morning,she went over to him wrapped her arms around his neck then spit down his face then she pushed thought is she asked for it and i am a woman i know enough to know not to hit a man.

        • Girlahhh

          Well for one he could have accidently let go of that bus wheel so not only could he has been in danger, but the entire bus, and the people driving next to the bus. I get your anger he didn’t have to hit her so hard, but you know what, this is why you shouldn’t try mess with folks. I’m sure all he needed to do was simply stop the bus and call for assistance, or call 911, or even excuse her off by force. but still this is self defense, she has no business touching him or spitting on him.

  • Sensationaly_Slain

    Not L2, R2!!!!! I’m done!! *flat lines*

  • WhatMyNameGonBe

    who said “run up, run up, get done up?”

    • Misha

      crime mob

  • ijustbewatchin

    But the play station remote though!! LOL I am done!

  • MissMe

    I feel like he did the absolute most, lol, but so did she… It is not as if he hit her, threw her off the bus and she ran off with her tail between her legs, she jumped right back on with her fists flying. I find it comedic when some women will start an altercation, will throw hands, and then are SURPRISED when they see fists coming back in their direction. I don’t believe anyone should put hands on ANYONE, male or female. This didn’t have to happen if either party had shown some self control, she had no business putting her hands on him and vice versa.

  • LaTanya Wright


    • Heyboo

       What does Toasty mean?

      • Esha

        It’s from Mortal Kombat. If you were beating the shit out of someone the disembodied head of one of the creators would pop out and sing “toasty” in lovely falsetto. It subsequently became a versatile statement useful in everyday life, e.g: you just watched this chick get her knot rocked by this dude who you know has AARP…toasty.

        • OhMyDamn

          OMG!! Finding out what Toasty meant, just made this video a million times funnier

        • Heyboo

          LMAOOOOO! That is awesome…

  • JayAustin

    Fuck outta here
    I’m sorry .. Y’all can dislike as much as U like .. But I grew up with 3 sisters
    And my mama always said and I quote..
    ” don’t hit no man and expect him not to hit Ur ass back…”
    And she also said ” if somebody spits on U, try and kill them…”
    Point blank period..
    I don’t hit girls but some of y’all be on this equal shit then swing on a dude like U a dude and than wanna scream ” imma woman” well ma Ur hits hurts just like mine.. Feel it

    • Lifetime FuryTVsubscriber

       You won’t get any dislike from me

  • Michele Lee

    The sound of her teeth clicking together from that sneaky left uppercut from the upperroom  was enough to traumatize me. 

    We gotta do better as a people, that’s all I got

  • Joseline’s Adam’s Apple

    Listen, I died when you were talking about her ponytail.

  • Misha

    This video gave me the best dayum laugh I had all day!! 
    My favorite lines in no particular order: 
    “he hit that bitch’s ponytail all the way to the back of CVS where she got it from”
    “my browser, firefox, is experiencing an unknown error and has to restart”
    “whitney and michael heard that shit”
    “that man looked like he had been driving stranger bitches like her around for decades”
    “that’s like if you run up to a bear and kick it and then get mad at the bear when it bites off your fucking leg…what the fuck?!”
    “hiding the strength and aggression of an entire slave ship deep inside of your bones”
    “run up run up get done up”

    I love you. Really I do. :D

    • Eclecticsoul20

      He said so much classic shit in this video! Lol

  • Stacksonstacks

    That uppercut was some Mortal Kombat ish then he threw her and her shit out. Dead, dead & dead!!! Sorry but this 25 yr old woman NOT teenager like people think had it coming. F*ck is wrong with you? Don’t think you can put your paws on anyone cos you’re a woman. She learned today!

  • Ridic

    Oh and I effing died when he said it looks like someone sliced your face up! *collapses*

    • Username

       Apparently the woman was shot and knifed up  7 years previously. That may also be why she took it so personally.

      • GiveMeLife

        Not probably. That is the SOUL reason she attacked him. It hit home,so she hit him, then he knocked her the fuck offa the bus. LOL.. : flying ponytail:

      • Debo’s Chain

        Her mouth may be the reason she got sliced and diced a few yrs back. I drive a bus in Houston and this type of ish happens ev-ery daaay. Whether Black, White, or Caramel people can really get out of hand on public transportation.

        • StopYellingAtDecentFolk

          She got stabbed and shot repeatedly. She was visitng a guy friend when his house was robbed,I doubt they did all that because of her mouth but because they are wicked men. If your intent was to he funny,you are not.

      • Heyboo

         Damn, no wonder she took that ass whoopin like a slave. That’s sad.

  • Losh

    Only a chick who has never been in a real fight before would pull some ish like that.  As a person who has been hit by a grown ass man, let me tell you, I would NEVER intentionally provoke one. It hurts. BAD.  Should a man hit a woman? Never.  But, sometimes women forget– it is NOT impossible.  She should have asked Snooki.  
    Also, if someone punched my phonytail off, I would have gotten off the bus voluntarily, picked up my hairpiece, and walked until I got somewhere that no one knew me or my faux hair and we would have started a new life together.

    • GiveMeLife

      You,my friend, are ridiculous.. Im suffering from extreme shoulder bobbing at the moment. Youre funny AF! I thought I was the only one that remembered how Snooki took it to the face on many occasions.

    • Joseline’s Adam’s Apple


      • Girlahhh

        SCReAMS at your NAME!!! 

  • kakiaririka


  • ∞ηεℜđ∞

    she flew like god called her home

  • vanessa197676

    A bit more of the story:

    “When cops responded to the stopped bus around 4 PM, Hughes and three passengers described Lane as the incident’s aggressor. Hughes told cops that Lane initially boarded the bus without paying, claiming, “I left my bookbag.”
    Hughes said that after Lane, a restaurant employee, eventually paid her fare, she told him, ”You a Bitch and Your Momma’s a Bitch Too!” She also reportedly stated, “Keep talking about me and I will spit on you!”
    In a written statement, Hughes recalled that Lane “grabbed me in the throat and spit on me in the face.” In response, the driver said he stopped the bus, “and I protected myself.” The Hughes statement does not reveal that he hit Lane squarely in the jaw with a bolo punch that knocked her to the ground.
    One witness told cops that a “drunk” Lane “got on the bus flipping out” and “started talking crazy” to Hughes. After spitting on Hughes, the witness wrote in a statement, the driver “did what he had to do.”
    A second witness wrote that Lane was “loud and obnoxious” from the start, and spit on Hughes and “started hitting him.” The witness added, “That’s when he hit her back.” A third witness described Lane as “drunk” and reported that “she hit him and he jumped out of his seat and started fighting her.”

    • Anthill927

      thanks so much for putting this on here, I live in cleveland and this girl had the nerve to go on tv and say I cant believe he hit me like that and the reporter gon say it was the uppercut heard around the world lol but it was more to it. she spit on him, and he tried to kick her off and she wouldnt go. she got what she deserved.

      • vanessa197676

        I saw another article where they asked her about hitting and spitting on him, and she said she had to get her lawyer, she couldn’t answer.  That’s one ignorant bitch.

        • Heyboo

           LMAO @ “that’s one ignorant bitch”!!! And it’s too late for her to get a lawyer because the news said they both signed documents saying they wouldn’t press any charges against each other.

          • Kp_princess22

            Criminal but civil??? Cmon son…

    • Lifetime FuryTVsubscriber

       Thanks for the extra info. You would think that a woman aged TWENTY-FUCKING-FIVE knows better than to hit a man that’s almost 60. I was thinking she was under 20. Knowing the backstory now I feel he should only get suspended and go to some anger management and eventually get his job back. She was just clearly the straw that broke the camels back.

      • Guest

         I agree.That man comes from a time before the twitter thug and internet bullying. He reminds me of my own grandfather. Every threat is a serious one. period

    • vanessa197676

      No problem.  You can even read the police report, which has the written testimonies of the bus driver and witnesses:

      See, people need to know NOT to do shit in this day and age.  She does dumb shit, and from there, people can find out all about her, read the reports, etc.  

  • Ms. I Stay 1Hunna

    her ponytail said, “I’ll wait for the next bus.” OMG! I can’t. lmmfaoooo. L2, R2, Circle, Square..lawwwdddd

  • Say What?

    POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER! Old Man River really threw his back into it; taught that bish and her $5 ponytail a lesson

  • Mimi

    This whole situation is shameful! However, there is a good lesson to be learned. That lesson is: try it if you want to, but you might not like the results. I am with Fury on this one. You just don’t put your hands on people! And just because you are a female, don’t think that’s your free pass to hit a male.

    When that driver laid into that girl’s head with the Fred G Sanford uppercut, my soul almost escaped from this mortal vessel! I didn’t feel pity for that bully of a girl.  I actually rewatched that falcon punch several times.

  • Mimi

    Oh, and KidFury…”hiding the strength and aggression of an entire slave ship deep inside of your bones”….REALLY?!  I almost died watching that child’s ponytail running away and deciding to take the L Train. NOW you’re trying to slay me with this Amistad flavored tea. I’m putting you in time out. LOL

  • flojo

    I’m just waiting for the video to be turned into a gif… *sips tea*

  • Shellbee

    If I had the money, I’d pay the bus driver’s legal bills. That bitch got what she deserved. If you want to be treated like a woman, act like one. *sucks teeth*

  • Nickey Topnerd


    I don’t know why are people calling this Hood Rat a young
    lady? Last time I checked young Ladies didn’t act like that. And got exactly
    what she asked for if you ask me cause where I’m from if you talking shit you
    better be able to back that shit up. Reckless wolf ticket writing will get you
    knocked out.  

    • Corvo

       Preach it

  • Joiedevivrenoir

    People should not talk crazy to anyone, much less put their hands on someone and expect nothing bad to happen to them.

    Cosign every comment here. Many times I wanted to beat the breaks out of someone at my job. Maybe God has a plan for this poor man. He reacted the way anybody could have. Lord knows if that was me she’d have some broken bones. 

    This guy and the guy at Mcdonald’s that beat the breaks off of that chick that came after him at the counter. I feel no sympathy for these women. I hate bullies that act like victims when they end up getting their asses whooped. 

    And yes, women do this alot and I say this as a female. Men are ready to fight if they talk smack, but girls always want to be on that “but I’m a girl!”

    Some fat ugly ghetto bitch got in my face. Why? No reason. I did nothing to her. She was just jealous of the fact that I had a good looking man and looked better than her. 

    She was really confident that she could get in my face and I wouldn’t do anything because she was pregnant.

    She put her hands on my and I beat her ass(above the waist). Blacked eye, I always go for the eyes first, broke nose, knocked out teeth. When the cops came, she called them for a fight that SHE started. She was like” She hit me and I’m pregnant.”

    The cops were like, well why did you hit her? 

    The cops took my side and told her if she wanted to press charges she could, but the whole fight was on video and they knew she hit me, was talking shit to me first.

    Of course she cried and tried to play the victim, but after that I never heard a word form her again. I passed her on the street each day after that looking her dead in the eye expecting her to talk shit. She would avoid me or look away. No charges or nothing. 

    She was smoking drinking and doing drugs while pregnant, already was on probation. She didn’t even ask to go to the hospital because they check for those things, and she would have been in deep shit, child endangerment, even if she did bring charges.

    I really I did not care if I caught a case, and I’m normally NEVER like that.  I’m sorry to her unborn child, it’s not the child’s fault the mother is a ghetto bitch that got out of pocket. But sometimes….you gotta do what you gotta do.

  • NOLA_chic

    She came for him and he brought it. That video gave me life. Like he said & I quote, “You wanna act like a man Imma treat you like one.” Her ratchetness had to be knocked the fuck out LMAO  and I live. 

  • Kay

    I bet you that girl would rather walk than board the bus again, for sureee! & LOL @ the Mortal Kombat reference & the L2, L1, triangle, circle… What is airrr?

  • Deezy

     Digital Underground said….”but if you hit me then i’ll hit you back.”  She thought she was gangsta and that old man pulled her card.  

  • Jl954

    @guest22 if i walk up to you and shove you, and you come back and slapped me…you retaliated in defense of me attacking you. I may have not injured you or put your life in danger, but fact of the matter i invaded your space with the intention to Do harm….so that’s why he could claim self defense.

  • f dat im a woman of god

    Lmao as always Fury but one area of the video the facts were wrong…she put hands on him indeed but that ain’t make him hit her….the dirty infested heathen spit on that man so he let them thangs fly. That is all

  • Justin

    That ponytail was like “I DIDN’T COME OFF OF MR. ED’S ASS FOR THIS!!!!”

  • Dakoin14

    thys shyt is tooooooooooooooooo fuunnyyyyyy….BEST Kid Fury video everrr!!!  laughed soo hard….#dead!!!! “that was a combo!!”

  • Ukno

    I only wanted to add that as i went through my routine errands this weekend, this video was the subject of every corner of the urban neighborhood. Even went to popeyees for a two piece ( you know its good, don’t judge me) and the cashier was arguing with someone about ‘ it was self defense’. smh

  • Quick

    I concur KF…and the mortal combat references were, everything. 

  • gabby

    The uppercutting guy in mortal combat says “Whoopsy” smh.

  • Trouble

    She was a thug while she was talking shit on the bus and spitting on people now she’s a “lady” give me a break. She was talking like she was a boxing CHAMP and ran up like one too. I’m glad he knocked her ass out she is a lot quieter now. I hope this makes people think twice before running up on someone. 

  • #imjustsaying

    i feel like rihanna was beating chris browns ass and thats why he went crazy in the car and beat her ass #imjustsaying…so why is this video funny but that situation was so horrible?  bc they were dating?  or bc we actually see the fight before this man hit her and not when rihanna was beating on the light skin?

    • harri008

      interesting point

  • M.V.

    “shoryuken” _____________________flatline. 

  • Brian

    There’s a such thing as “old man strength” that these youngsters don’t know about.
    She learned it that day.

  • harri008

    Dave Chappelle would say this is a case of: When Keeping It Real, Goes Wrong!!

  • vanessa197676

    Ughh, she’s still running her mouth on her public facebook page:

  • DMV

    Sad thing is that old dude lost his job over dumb ish

  • Jazz

    I wonder if people would be laughing if it were their mother or daughter or sister that got hit like that. SMH…people have no morals these days