Welp! The breakup is finally official. Chris Brown has announced that he and Koldcompress are no longer together and it is in fact over his relationship with Rihanna. He is bold as every circle of hell.
“I have decided to be single to focus on my career,” Yellow Cake said in a statement. “I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”
Well damn! Everyone tried to tell you to get out, Kalamityjane, but you just had to be Ray Charles to the bullshit. And to have your breakup announced in a statement is all kinds of embarrasing. Whew, you have a prayer here.